gryphon618

*takes rocket launcher and blows up the castle, killing all the guards and everything* *takes the cheese and stuffs it in my rocket launcher*

^[sarcasm]Obviously hates waffles so much[/sarcasm] < You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all about!! V Likes Oreo flavored Pudding.

Since it's way past breakfast time in EST (the timezone the Vending Machine currently feels like being), you get a soggy, spit-out thing that looks like a chewed-up waffle thrown at you. *inserts :pray: in the Vending Machine*

You didn't insert anything into the machine, so the machine doesn't give anything to you. :shame: *inserts a 1996 Mitsubishi 3000GT*

Banned for being from Canada.

But what's this...

I learned that American car horns beep in the tone of F. It's true.

I'll bet my life it never goes below ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã200. SONY would lose far too much(they're losing money with every unit sold as it is!). All sony cares about is numbers, not money. To Quote what Tigra00 said about Sony and Microsoft in the "Ps3, Wii or 360?" forum:

50 z0mg me needs dat zammy pl0x!! :P

No, you forgot "Also, movie directors can mostly rely for these movies to do well at the box office, since these heros are popular, and everyone would want to see their favorite heros on the big-screen, fighting different villans, again and again" But after that, sure. I don't see why not. Have you ever eaten a crayon before?

You shoot John Wilkes Booth, but another random person acting in the play comes up and takes Booth's place, and shoots Lincoln *Goes to 1944 to see D-day, or the Battle of Normandy, operation taken out, while wearing a bulletproof vest and a gas mask*

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2+2=2... the other one was what my friends interpreted in a sick manner :XD: WYR die of cancer of die of leprosy?

Own what? A sad, useless life? Giant pandas live in a few mountain ranges in central China, in Sichuan, Shaanxi, and Gansu provinces.

Yes, you once said: The below is true _______________ The above is false

$10 bill. WYR Eat a Cockroach or dye your hair a bright orange, that you cannot re-dye, and will never come off.

I went to the shop and bought a gun, a ps3, a book, a chair,pet criminal, a xbox 360, a cellphone, and a microwavable ice-cube tray.

Yup, because I think so. Canada should be destroyed

lol its nice to see MOST people in this forum have a sense of humor, and can take a joke. Can't say so much for the rants forums. :XD: Seriously, some people should lighten up, this is for fun! Its April fools day! Anyways, nice job tip.it I love teh joke! It was really funny!

In Soviet Russia, Keyboard plays YOU!!! Bob the :cry: smiley

In Soviet Russia, the freak is YOU! Snorkle

In Soviet Russia, the freak is YOU! Snorkle

In Soviet Russia, "Albert Einstein is not an idiot" is not true to YOU!

I'm sure your very happy. I'm also sure that I don't care even an IOTA!!! Peanuts are considered Dry Fruit