Sir_Squab

Banned because as of right now your last post is false.

*sends a giant army of giant drakes to anihilate Alg*

Well with that kind of attitude you weren't exactly bound for success dude. What happened? Is this the same girl you said was "unseduceable" before or was this another one? But rejections happen man, plenty of perfectly attractive people still get rejected. Just learn from whatever went wrong and try to improve on it next time. I was gonna make my own post, but my post boiled down to resaying what these guys said.

Banned for helping the phyrexians.

Okay

What the [bleep]? Oh yeah it's Wednesday.

Banned for choosing to not participate in an adventure.

Happy birthday Zaaps!

I'm better then you because my avatar is from Golden Sun.

Banned because your hat changes your name too much.

And moments like this I realize there's worse things then being single.

This is going to end horribly. I'm sure of it.

Banned because you change your name too much.

Banned for letting me ruin it for you. I only ruin it for you if you let me ruin it for you.

And this is what chrome gives me.

Banned for ranting like BlazeTMF. Double banned for giving me such an easy ban. Triple banned because you aren't supposed to play the world's smallest violin for yourself. Quadruple banned because I'm tired. Quintuple banned for being very confusing to some people and talking in the third person, even to yourself. Sextuple banned because I had to add sextuple to my Firefox dictionary. K, done banning you because idk what the word for seven banned you is. BANNED BECAUSE OF THAT MUAHAHAHA Did I mention I'm tired? I'm tired. SLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Well, here's what I've learned from this post, Cow. You are a girl. By "not telling" your gender in your profile, I have still managed to remove the information from you, bit by bit until I've gotten all that I needed to make that assumption. Carry on. Cow could be a gay man. Or a genderless alien taking human form. You never know. That would give double reason for not admitting gender - to keep up the disguise and because there really isn't a correct answer.

BANNED BECAUSE I AM RETURNED MUAHAHAHAHA NOW TO DISAPPEAR FOR MILLENNIA AGAIN

Clearly you need to die your hair purple. Then take pictures.

But you can't kiss over skype D=

wat now I can't explain w/o getting perm banned. I'd tell you, but then the mongoose would sphorp me.

That's what you get for sphorping with a mongoose!

Got a $250 ticket for not having proof of transit fare today. [bleep].

The space squid obviously.