Riku3220

I know right? Look at it sitting there all smug with it's 13 protons like it's better than Magnesium or something.

Tesla, all day every day.

I've solved the mystery! The "two tall men" next to the girl were really elm trees on the other side of the alley and the trees managed to fool the guy and he let the girl pass. Upon realizing his stupidity when the two men were still there, he just waited for the next girl to come along and got her. The answer the man gave to the girl must have been misspoken as stories usually are when passed down by other people and it turned from "I thought two elm trees behind you were people." to "I saw two tall men beside you." Why else would that little detail of walking past elm trees be in the story?

I hate atheists who became atheist in their teenage years mainly to say "[bleep] God". It really makes the rest of us look bad when you go posting all over Facebook "HAIL SATAN" and generally having a complete lack of understanding for why people follow religions...

Or "How many children does your sister have?"

Improper grammar is what makes the sentence seem dirty. You helped your uncle Jack off OF a horse.

I had a Baconator last night! And a half and half Frosty because the vanilla part broke half way through so they just asked if I wanted half and half...

I'd be much more inclined to hire the person who could point out Florida on a blank map than a person who couldn't...

We have calculators. Why do any sort of physical math?

@Spork: Good try. You labeled Missouri "Kansas" and left the actual Kansas blank. You left Indiana blank. You labeled Vermont "Delaware" and left the actual Delaware blank. You also spelled Wisconsin wrong.

A lot of people are confused by Wyoming and Colorado. Personally I think it's easy because absolutely nobody cares about Wyoming.

I think I just finished the most half assed project in my life. Seriously. 50% of the grade was just having a poster board and using colored pictures. The othe 50% was 2 facts about water and having a single slogan about conserving water. Easiest. Test grade. Ever.

Not ambiguious: Police helped a dog bite victim They are searching for dogs. Hole found in changing room wall; police are investigating it. You just need to tweak your sentences, not the entire language. The same is true for Halo's post.

It's fine for me. Maybe it's from all the traffic into Google+?

I would much rather have a biker on the sidewalk than the street. On the sidewalk there's more than enough time to react if some idiot crosses your path. Not so much on the road.

Not very, because I instantly knew you were talking about cheese and I couldn't speak French to save my life. Cheese isn't sexy.

Well, wtf did he expect? That's like being a chef and not wanting to cook. Maybe he was the chef and was told to get into the suit because he was the only person it could fit?

Son of a [bleep] they're at college too? Smug bastards are always strumming the same lick to a song during lunch.

Did they teach you the correct way to fold jeans or something?

Oh dang! I forgot all about Chuck e. Cheese's! That is pretty nostalgic all in itself. Kids have it good these days. Each game is only 1 token and whoever the birthday kid is gets way more stuff.

You guys must have gotten those cheap plastic slinkies from Chuck E. Cheese's or something.

Also I don't think a doctor can legally kill a healthy person to save a sick person's life.

Just had some Red Vines. It was delicious, but I think Twizzlers are better if you just want something to chew on.

This is the best video ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

I wonder how much of the censor is broken [bleep] [cabbage] [kitty]