darkmage099

Hello, I hope this format doesn't scare you away. By the way, feel free to critique the way I wrote this. :P Links to Image: One Two Three Four Oh and please provide a little bit of backup to your random claims. It kind of doesnt make sense when you put a statement out there without having any foundation.

You are correct. A character in a novel that is supposed to portray a real human (without the wandy magic) may not love someone. It makes sense. There's no sexuality in books! Because they aren't real! IT FITS!

By the way, I'd tap that...she's fine.

DUD! Did you not read the bio on her p0rn site? I mean come on...it says she's not from where you are....

10/10

Why? To make you "normal" and live a life that you do not want to live (assuming that you want the feminine mind)?

Day 1: 1. Cocaine in the afternoon 2. Get really drunk and have sex in the evening Day 2: 1. More sex 2. More drugs...possibly different kinds Day 3: 1. Gluttony!!!!!!!! 2. Eat all the good stuff I couldn't eat because of the (lack of) nutrition Day 4: 1. Play World of Warcraft 2. Stay up and play more World of Warcraft Day 5: 1. Have sex while playing World of Warcraft. 2. Get to level 70 on World of Warcraft. Day 6: 1. Have the final sex with the hottest girl I can find. 2. Smoke/snort/inject the best drug I had the whole week. 3. Get drunk 4. Light fireworks and do shrooms Day 7: 1. PRAY TO GOD TO FORGIVE ALL MY SINS!

fishy.

I like my women like I like my skateboards - fun to ride. Earphones

Trend-hopper.

I like my women like I like my music; entertaining. Xbox

0/10 :?

OK...dont expect the mods to go through and delete EVERYTHING you say....just let it be.

Not much content. It's really not THAT funny.... 3/10 Note about mine: If you know Apinagez, you would think my signature is pretty funny...probably.

Banned for being f2p.

Size: Whatever you think is fine Render / Stock: This or this (first one) or this Text: Darkmage Sub-text: whatever you think would look good Thanks in advance.

You obviously dont know the value of a dollar. Let me guess: You're spoiled rotten in real life.

Are you a homosexual (no offense intended). I like my women full of action! There's always something new but still a satisfaction. I'm assuming it was a good action movie... Religion

Well, there are many dudes that have that in common on these forums. Mainly outside this forum. Anyway, 10/10 for darkmage099. *WHOOOOOSH* 10/10

Do you plan to move on to a newer game? As for me, I'm almost 70. I understand how easy 60-70 is, and I used to think it would be hard.

I like my women like I like my bananas - easy to peel. Paper

3/10....you're that dude who is obsessed with RS right? OH wait.

Calling them African American is a lie. It's brutally simple actually. They are descended from Africa, but are otherwise completely American. Same goes for others, like Asian American or Native American. I dislike "black" because it emphasizes on distinguishing groups by their skin color. It may be accepted as norm, but I usually don't use it in public places, but maybe to my black friends who are used to it. That's assuming they are all American and descended from Africa. You may say the ALL are? But according to the out-of-Africa and independent development (not sure if that's the official term), we are ALL descended from Africa. It makes more sense to group them into the ONE thing they have in common rather than a general area of origin. I dont see how you get offended by black...people call white people white people all the time. I've never seen a white person "up in arms" about that.

If you're really my friend you'll make/buy me dinner If you're really my friend you'll do my laundry. If you're really my friend you'll buy for me. If you're really my friend you'll drink from that abandoned house's drain. If you're really my friend you'll shoot yourself in the foot with a BB gun (obviously nothing that would blow a hole open). If you're really my friend, you'll think of more stuff to post here and post it for me.

Calling them African American is a lie.