Niiro_Agian

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because they don't know every second we're playing we're being hypnotized by subliminal messages sent by jagex telling us to rise up and fight against the man in hopes that they can harness the power off ten thousand nerds and use it as an army to take over the earth, well that is if mcdonalds and abrecrombie doesn't do it first. why do watches tell time when they should tell us the width of the amazon rainbasin?

i would destroy a certain person i dont like who thinks im their friend so theywill stop pming me about this that and who knows what. o and then i'd destroy the rune ess mine so the rune ess i have would go way up in value, and banshees would become very popular because they drop ess

you smell a flower only to find that there is a beartrap in it and it clamps your face. you fall and writhe in agony until your favorite show comes on and you rush to watch it, you realize its rather hard to watch tv with a beartrap clamped on your face so you rip it off exposing your brain which is then shot 5 times at point blank by your hatefull neighbor. you run around screaming until you land in the pile of sharp objects you were collecting, after surviving all this you die 20 years ;ater at the age of 87 from a virus

divine wrath lvl 80 magic and lvl 80 strength requires 1 Divine implement (not a rune, new item gotten by defeating new monster: divine apostle of one of the three gods) allows player to sacrifice all skills and lower them to minimum, and all players within attack radius damaged between 10 and 40

although ive never met this person i think the idea is awsome

Genious!!

no tpum is a mass murder who uses an old slice of stale salami douced in poisen to first whack his victims and then masage their bodies with it, thus coting it in poison, so when the cops try to touch the victim to unravel evidence, the poison, which will have fermented into acid, will eat through their gloves and disolve there hands

When I went to the market, I bought a DVD player, Chocolate-Coated oven mitts, a sofa, a notepad, a cake, a funny blue paper-hat with an easter egg, some Peanut Butter Milkshake mix, a copy of how to cheat runescape, a guide of how to stop people from cheating on runescape, a box of kleenex, some toiletpaper and a pooper-scooper, some dragon medium helmets, full rune, CANDY BARS, RuneScape, along with a life supply of shark(that was still alive and bit you) and a noob, along with some smelly fruits i found in the trash can, with full guthix and a brain, and don't forget the Coke, 54545454530593405930549 Runescape mills, something to drink, r2Pleasent, some bloody human hearts for my dinner, of course, dont forget the 86 abbysal whips, also an icelandic turkey and Zamorak staff with millions of runes, your parents, a kitchen, a probation officer along with 7328975389678437158758040997899789372487589326734743654674653 Full sets of party hats, a magical lobster called larry, which I ate for breakfast, with soda and cream that was for some strawberries...... and a boater, for when i go to wimbledon, a lot of cannonballs to fire at the umpire of dead chicken, another human costume (to hide my feathers), and a pet Greater demon to eat all the noobs that follow me, and a tonel of toxic waste so i can try to modify geneticly my Greater demon and a peanut butter jelly sandwich to feed my Greater demon. I also bought a hamster with a santa hat on. and found some money and bought a party hat set and some goblin meat to feed my new baby dagganoth and I buy another dragon and a Kalphite Queen with a black skirt and a lottot ticket, which wins me 124M, which i use to buy a ownage sig, oh, wait, i cant Mad meh, ill buy full dragon with abby whip, oh and all barrows sets, and give the leftover cash to somr noob =), as well the DVD barney the pink dinosaur's latest episode to go with the dvd player that i bought up there in the first row than i bought an automatic door opening modual

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1.a blak highlighter 2.a factory who makes ducks in the shape of biscuits then releases them into the wilderness 3. homer sipmson

then the tow truck spontaneously combusts

while laughing at the previous victims death you fall back and slip into a tub of boiling toothpaste. you are burnt to a crisp but on the bright side your remains are pearly white :lol: !

no because hes in gail for burning down the house of gerald burkheart Explanation: ... it was a dark and stormy night in the small town of buckington alazona when Jim Fim (also known as your teacheer), the local town milkman/teacher, got home after a long morning of milk delivery. on that warm summer day his cat had snuck in his bag and had lapped up all the milk in his fannypak. his cat then proceeded to bite his head causing him to slip on the slik ice. grasping his knee where his cat had bit him he lay writhing on the ground. then when he arrived home he was in for a dasterdly surprise. he walked in at 12:00 AM to find his wife playing his handheld tetris game he bought in the giftshop of an airport a year ago when his flight was delayed. he was outraged because his wife had slobbered all over it. in a huffed rage he told her the next day they would have to be divorced. as he slept he couldn't help but think why he hadn'tt gotten a snack in the last five minutes, seeing as he was very fat he was now hungry. he went to the fridge to get a snack and then realised his cats fangs were still attatched to his head where it had bit him. he suddenly started yelping because he also remembered it hut, a lot. he stumbled out of his house and hit his head on the ceiling being the tall skinny man he was. then outside his house he ran in circles until he ran into his nabor gerald burkheart's house. then he defied the laws of physics by spontaneously combusting. the flames burned up geralds house and killed him. jim fim was then arrested by the physics police. the moral of the story is do your homework What's the difference between a duck?

banned for burning down the house of gerald burkheart Explanation: ... it was a dark and stormy night in the small town of buckington alazona when Jim Fim (also known as previous poster), the local town milkman, got home after a long morning of milk delivery. on that warm summer day his cat had snuck in his bag and had lapped up all the milk in his fannypak. his cat then proceeded to bite his head causing him to slip on the slik ice. grasping his knee where his cat had bit him he lay writhing on the ground. then when he arrived home he was in for a dasterdly surprise. he walked in at 12:00 AM to find his wife playing his handheld tetris game he bought in the giftshop of an airport a year ago when his flight was delayed. he was outraged because his wife had slobbered all over it. in a huffed rage he told her the next day they would have to be divorced. as he slept he couldn't help but think why he hadn'tt gotten a snack in the last five minutes, seeing as he was very fat he was now hungry. he went to the fridge to get a snack and then realised his cats fangs were still attatched to his head where it had bit him. he suddenly started yelping because he also remembered it hut, a lot. he stumbled out of his house and hit his head on the ceiling being the tall skinny man he was. then outside his house he ran in circles until he ran into his nabor gerald burkheart's house. then he defied the laws of physics by spontaneously combusting. the flames burned up geralds house and killed him. jim fim was then arrested by the physics police. the moral of the story is do your homework

i totally agree, skills are a great way to make money, for a long time (time when i could be called a 'noob') i relied only on my skills and not on other people at all. it turned out fine. another lessused way of merchanting is buying and selling from the actual store as supply and demand goe up and down. the profit may not always be as big but there's always a buyer.