Nanosauromo

I must say, that's an extremely bad case of Deja Vu. A glitch in the Matrix :shock:

LOOK OUT, HERE COMES TZTOK-JAD!

Day one of training: OVER. Most of it was taken up by a computer slideshow, detailing all the duties while asking questions occasionally to make sure I was paying attention. (Imagine what a DHARMA film would be like if Powerpoint existed in the 1970s.) I start practical training tomorrow, and my first day of real work is Wendsday.

Weird Dream 1: It's the first day back at school. I'm on the second floor of the main building, searching for room 555, which does not exist. This floor has been remodeled to resemble the local cinema. As I near the stairs I see my friend at the bottom, so I spread my arms and swoop (literally, I'm flying) down the stairs and hover horizontally above him, and I'm all "Hello [insert his name here" and he's all "Hello [insert my name here]." Then my other friend runs up and says hello, and gives me a weird look, as if to say "How the hell are you flying?" And then my (yet another) friend runs up and she's all "Okay, who else has [insert teacher's name here]'s class?" And then I woke up. Weird Dream 2: I'm walking home from school immediately after buying an iPhone. I'm so engrossed in the device that I walk right past the bus and keep going. I take a few pictures with the iPhone. I attempt to photograph a large crocodile I see in a park, but the picture comes out showing only an old log. After a while of wandering with the iPhone, I somehow wind up in San Francisco. As I'm down by the waterfront, calling for a ride home on the iPhone, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson appear. They are going around San Francisco handing out croissants as some sort of promotional thing for Order of the Phoenix. I woke up.

Mythbusters owns.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorb I want to try that.

Now, cower in fear as I..... bag groceries at Safeway! I start in two days. Any advice is appreciated.

Celebrating America's history by blowing stuff up. That really says a lot about our country.

Snapped cable slices off part of somebody's body? I do belive the Mythbusters proved that this can't happen.

What the crap? People are way too paranoid these days.

Bravo, England! Now if only America could do the same! I have never understood the point of smoking. Paying to give yourself cancer while annoying everyone arround you? No thanks.

LOST3 is already going on AXN channel in Poland... Anyway, it'll be on TVP channel soon. Why did you bump an 8-month-old topic?

They have to adapt the book "The Kid Who Ran For President" and its sequal "The Kid Who Became President" into movies.

Irregular Webcomic! A comic made with photographs of Lego people. There are several different storylines, called "themes," such as Fantasy, Space, Death, Mythbusters, Steve Irwin, Shakesphere, Martians, Nigerian Finance Minister, etc. irregularwebcomic.net Dinosaur Comics This comic uses the same art for every strip, with only the dialogue changing. The star is a talking t-rex named T-Rex, along with his friends Dromeciomimus and Utahraptor. qwantz.com Married to the Sea Um, yeah.... Weird. marriedtothesea.com

Yeah, the first one came with iPhoto, but I took the other three from Bugdom. I wanted to use the "Great Wall" music from Cro-Mag Rally, but my disc drive makes nasty clicking noises when I insert that disc.

The things our government spends money on...

I'd want pyrokinesis. If anyone's annoying me, I can just blast them with fire!

So do the other two, and so do several other movies I've posted. You could at least be consistent.

Last summer, I went to China for 17 days. I've finally gotten around to organizing my photos, putting them into slideshows, and uploading them to the Series of Tubes. Broken up by city: [Contains real life images] [Contains real life images] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT1riLvyW94 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah2b2PEvoWA Anyone know how to get rid of that annoying black border?

Oky, here's a mind-twister for you all. Whoever kills Davy Jones has to become captain of the Flying Dutchman, right? So what happens if Davy Jones commits suicide?

It's a Disney movie. What did you expect?

Writer #1: Woohoo, a shiny bald guy on a flying surfboard! Writer #2: Amazing! Writer #1: What next? Writer #2: Uh... roll end credits!

There's no way those mother****ing snakes could survive in the cargo hold of that mother****ing plane. It's too mother****ing cold!

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Anyone know of a program I can use to make .AVI movie files smaller? Specifically, getting a 125 MB file down to under 100 MB.