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Aren't they those stupid circus clothes you get? They look like the really crappy ones IIRC. Just toss them out, you aren't losing anything of value (they're non-tradeable)

What job :| Acting? :|

naw dat wud be ballin' amirite? Had to block some stuff out because of TIF's silly PG13 rating :(

Kinky alien sex?

hint?

Just stage a coup. Worked for me :P Considering the UK hasn't been active for the past 20 or so pages, I doubt they'd mind.

Are you all of the UK, or just Wales? :? Seems an odd choice if you're just Wales. Just Wales :oops: Why would that be an odd choice? We plan on being small, powerful, and wealthy. You could have just picked the UK is all; you would've had Wales with it.

Are you all of the UK, or just Wales? :? Seems an odd choice if you're just Wales.

Well now, I look silly.

Hmm. That would be useful for my infantry divisions. *caresses goatee* You would have to begin research from scratch, my models are designed to destroy themselves if anybody tries to open them up or scan them. Alternativly, you could buy a few from me. In related news, I have began to create Exo suits at a faster rate, and the three main varieties (One was prototyping before, but now its ready for production) are now being created in factories on Faroe Island, as well as a few closely guarded facilities in Iran. The two main varieties are the standard A-3 Exobreaker, Shockwave suits, which have been fitted with long range precision railguns, at the cost of reduced speed. The third kind is only just being released, and is called the wraith suit. It is designed for infiltration and speed, and thus, most of the armour and weapons have been stripped off, and they have been given a more streamlined shape, they can move at approximately 60 MPH, but require special training to use, or it would simply wear your knees and hips away to nothing. The only weapons they have are a handgun, built into the wrist, and multiple concealed blades around the torso, arms and legs. Current Iran military figures are: 20,000 Exobreaker A-3 suits 1800 Shockwave suits 65 wraith suits. Wraith suits will be available for purchase once 500 have been produced, the railgun design stays within Iran and Iran's allies. (Most of this was for Dusty, as he was wondering what they were) Phew, theres a wall of text for you. I'll buy 2 of the Exobreakers and 2 wraiths (if you're willing to sell the wraiths). But can't I just buy them and then have my scientists figure out how they're made, and engineer them myself? Also, the German military has devoted $14b to a new prototype weapon, but any other news than that is being kept tight-lipped. (They're not for the exosuits lol)

Hmm. That would be useful for my infantry divisions. *caresses goatee*

Exo suits are just mechs right?

Weird. Have you tried updating the drivers for your monitor?

Agreed. I hope you realize that Zeeland and Nordbrabant are connected areas of land, so that gives me a port city near the English Channel. New map. Also, does anyone know if Mlb had taken back the areas that declared independance from the USSR after its fall? 1. Armenia 2. Azerbaijan 3. Belarus 4. Estonia 5. Georgia 6. Kazakhstan 7. Kyrgyzstan 8. Latvia 9. Lithuania 10. Moldova 11. Russia 12. Tajikistan 13. Turkmenistan 14. Ukraine 15. Uzbekistan ? I need to update the map.

Firstly, GIMP >>>> Paint.net. Matter of opinion really. Besides, he wants Paint, so I gave him Paint. :P

Okay. I will wait to see how the peace treaty is taken by Holland before I decide how to act against this island. I think your army intelligence is severely lacking or horrendously underfunded, as such a mountain does not exist. Besides, if you truly were marching towards where my government guys are based, you'd have to go through the entire German army and air force. And since I doubt that you've moved all your troops from Somalia to Europe, that would be a very disastrous military campaign. Like I said, they're civilian ships that we "repossessed", I could care less what you do to the crews, as their mission has been fulfilled.

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I think Lent just admitted to having found the Holy Grail, except it holds strawberry syrup instead of wine :(

Hrm, I always assumed Holland meant a unified Belgiun+Netherlands. Blast my geography! The peace treaty has been ratified now, and Germany apologizes for bombing Belgium :oops: I know plenty about WW2. I also know that we aren't playing WW2 here, and this is completely fictional. Where did you fire them from, then? I have no idea where Gay Mountain is. Like I said, the crews were all civilians, so do what you want with them, if you kill them you'll be the bad guy :P

Just get Paint.net ;) http://www.paint.net/

Did you press in on the monitor, keyboard, or computer?

Fine, the terms are: Demilitarization of Holland's armies 20% of income your income goes to Germany And you cede Ultrecht, Zeeland, and Noordbrabant to me. That map should help show what I mean, though I already have Liege. That's alright. Luxembourg has a population of 500k, so a max military strength of 100-150k, I'm not all that concerned :P Dude, if you look at the history of holland, THATS SICK. Somalia fires all his firepower at Germany's Capitol and Government. Germany is put back into anarchy again. Sick as in cool, or sick as in sick? I can never tell... What weapons do you have that can make that range? Also, since Germany just had a coup, the government buildings in the capital were already pretty mashed up, so they weren't in use. You just bombed an empty building. Seeing that, Lahtor Field has moved all government officials into a secure facility under a mountain that was built to withstand nuclear blasts. In retaliation for the attacks, Germany has forcibly acquired several civilian oil tankers, filled them with poisonous materials, and dumped the contents into Somalian waters. Enjoy your fish Somalia! :twisted: In other news, due to the outbreak of hostility, forced conscription has been ramped up. All men and women aged 18-30 are conscripted into the army, with major training taking place. They should all be ready for combat in 3 years - around 14 million soldiers. Also, the German air force has refitted their ICBMs, reducing the payload to lengthen the range, and adding in more sophisticated tracking systems that allowing for (somewhat) pinpoint accuracy (weather and external factors could still screw the chips up). And production has begun on a large number of SAM and AA sites across German land, to counter aircraft flying sorties in German airspace. Production has also begun on new infantry anti-tank brigade attachments, to counter the growing number of "super duper nobody can beat them tanks/mech/scarabs/whatever". 2 years time should be enough to attach them to some of the front line units, with another 5 to get the other divisions equipped with them as well. And an army general who was planning a coup to restore the democratically elected leader, Danqazmlp, has been found guilty and hanged in front of a crowd, to demonstrate the punishment for going against Germany's High King.

Your soldiers will die of cancer soon pirate_felix,will you take 50% of holands control? thank you I will Holland's people have been given the oppurtunity to migrate to Somalia to get above ground again i have stayed with a bunch of people to try to rebuild Holland,both financially and morally,i apoligise for any losses made in other countrys Germany continues advancing into Holland territory, and since Flodder has decided to devote manpower to rebuilding a country that is still being bombed I'm going to assume that I have quite the advantage here. Really, what decides how someone wins a war? I want Holland's land, so I can build a concentration camp in the nuclear reactor meltdown area and put all of Holland's senior political and military officers in it, muwahaha! Anyways, the fighter-interceptors and coming along nicely, and should be ready within a few days. Also, don't even think about advancing your troops too far Russia. I've taken some of Holland's territory and annexed it, as Flodder has done nothing to stop my armies other than blowing up one of his own nuclear reactors and causing losses to only his population. Also the lands that Poland and the Czech Republic ceded to me.

Germany's population gets hit hard by said nuclear waste. Lahtor Field being a paranoid bugger declares war on Holland as he sees it as an act of aggression rather than an accident. German army moves into Holland, navy is bombarding the coast, and the air force flies superiority missions over holland airspace. holland detonades the remaining nuclear plant,all life in europe on the ground is wiped out,save for the dutch,who've hid themselves underground,well prepaired with all means possible Tip.It Hedgemony: And how I learned to stop worrying and love the reactor? :? Besides, if I had know the rules had changed I would've just nuked Holland to [cabbage]e.

Germany's population gets hit hard by said nuclear waste. Lahtor Field being a paranoid bugger declares war on Holland as he sees it as an act of aggression rather than an accident. German army moves into Holland, navy is bombarding the coast, and the air force flies superiority missions over holland airspace.