Nero

You can export sand :lol:

The only people who are ever truly remember for extended periods of time are philosophers, inventors, and conquerors.

Eh whatever, I have bigger things to deal with (literally - Russia is quite a bit bigger than Luxembourg :P) Actually Christianity is sort of an umbrella, it encompasses both Catholic and Protestant. Much like Shi'ite and Sunni are both Muslims, they just subscribe to certain nuanced changes in belief from one another. So while Catholicism dominates most of Europe, and Protestant most of North America, they both fall under the umbrella of Christianity, which is what the Pope "rules". This is what lead to the Pope having such an influtential position in Medieval politics, as he was the higher authority of pretty much every European country. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_denomination I can find another link other than Wikipedia if you're one of those weird "blah blah Wikipedia can be edited by anyone!" people. :P Edit: random grammar and spelling mistakes.

Hopefully I'll be able to find a bloody full time job by then. [bleep] the Mayans, they just got lazy and didn't figure they should keep going after 2012.

I didn't realize we were at war. Anyways, Germany has sent a number of its people to help repair damaged buildings, but asks that in future situations to correct me when I post Luxembourg and Belgium as separate countries :x Germany laughs at Christianity's weak pope; a puppet of Luxembourg. Germany has changed its national anthem to Sons of Odin by Manowar [yt]qwebpUbFEqQ[/yt] "Sons of Odin we four..!! By the hammer of Thor! Ride down from the sky.... Another is born Another shall fall This day men will die!!!! Glory and fame Blood is our name Souls full of thunder Hearts of steel! Killers of men Of warriors friend Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers Sons of the gods today we shall die Open Valhalla's door Let the battle begin with swords in the wind! Hail Gods of War!" As is Germany, and regrets that it was not around to contribute to this project, so it could not overwhelm the crew and make this new planet New Germany.

A gun that shoots bullets.

Seriously. You don't know if you haven't tried it. It's like saying: "I could never get addicted to heroin, even if I did it everyday. Nope. My willpower is too strong for that!" Honestly, if you really think that it's as easy as just deciding "oh [garden tool] hum, I'm going to quit", there wouldn't be patches and gum and all this other hooblah that helps you quit, and there'd be a helluva lot less smokers.

Get your HP up.

You're missing out

Probably just some random script bug.

You see that weight thingy? You're supposed to lift it! Last summer I tried eating as much as I could fit in my body. I made a deal with friends that whatever they bought for me, I'd eat. Didn't gain any noticeable weight for those 3 months. This summer, I hit the gym. Within the first month I started filling out. My shoulders are broader, the length from my nipples to my back has practically doubled, and my shirts are getting harder to take off. ^For LittleBoy, if you haven't shaped your lower abs (aligned with your bellybutton) do a set of situps with your legs in the air, as if you're putting them up on a table. In the first month? Baring the fact that that description is disturbing to no end... uh, seriously? I'm pretty sure muscle takes time to grow. Excuse me if you're exagerating to make a point. Doesn't take much time to grow muscles if you don't have any to start.

Actually pot is more harmful than cigarettes, but nobody smokes 20 joints a day. It's the volume of smoke that ends up killing people.

'tis true. :) idle conversation

I'm trying to get my "Send 10 packages, get 1 free" coupon finished. :) Hmph.

Screw you. That was starting to turn into a nice conversation. Y'know what's funny Reb? I've never seen anyone else actually copy-paste that signature of yours (aside from those random steal the avatar/signature times). I guess that means you're crazy.

From page 60. :P Ima pm you my plan for dealing with Russia. Umm, no you can't, they have anti-tamper devices, which means you can't just open one and engineer one yourself. Trying to just destroys it. What happens when they break then? I don't want to have to ship them back to you so that UPS can just happen to "lose" them in the mail. Ugh. There's three of you that have almost the exact same avatar.

From page 60. :P Ima pm you my plan for dealing with Russia. Been around 3-4. Idk.

Pff he's not offering you drugs. If they where drugs why say no :roll: And really most people that ask me to add them are low levels that annoy me. Everyone annoys me.

Distributed Denial of Service Attack http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack Though I very highly doubt that someone who had access to a botnet would use it for something as pedestrian as cheating people out of their pixels on RS.

Pff he's not offering you drugs.

It doesn't look like anyone is going to get it, post another and tell us what it was.

Really? That was the first thing you thought when you turned 18? :lol:

Eh I just bombed it a bit. Okay good. Then my SAMs should be able to handle them :) Huh? Or Germany! Lol. What a waste of money. I know something that could take it out that costs around 100k max. --- Oh and Ross, I'll join your alliance for the war so I can trounce up Russia a bit. And bloody hell sell me those damn exosuits I wanted already :x German news: An extensive network of underground tunnels was discovered, a relic of the previous administrations defensive military policy. It allows for concealed deployment of a large number of troops to virtually anywhere within German lands. (Think of them as big subway tunnels, except for troops to move around in without being spied on by satellites). Roughly 250,000 German troops have entered the tunnels, and it is unknown where they will pop up. Several German troops transports that were on training missions disappeared in a violent storm in the North Sea. Around 50,000 were lost and presumed dead. Sad day :( And Germany's secret military project has finally started to show fruition, with the first alpha prototypes working better than it was expected, and with significantly less "accidents" with test subjects then were projected. The only clues as to the project is that it is something to do with manipulating human genes (no I'm not going to release a zombie invasion -.- ). More updates as the project moves further along - another 2 years (days) and it should be ready to mass production.

Looks like he succeeded to me... German news: The budget for my secret project has been increased to $46b, following major breakthroughs. Germany's top scientists from all across the country and now working on it, and an alpha prototype should be available next year. Training of conscripted soldiers is going well, and 1 million or so are now deemed "fit for combat". However, they are being used to train the other conscripted citizens. Another 2 years should bring all of the conscripts to an acceptable level of soldiering. The new anti-tank brigades are in heavy production now, and are starting to churn out of factories at a very high rate. They should all be ready 2 years from now. 500,000 troops have been moved to the German-Poland border, due to the recent belligerence of Russia. The first AA and SAM sites across the country have finished being built, and post a strong deterrent to anyone wishing to control the skies over Germany. The German navy has also left port, to patrol the seas on Germany's northern border. 100,000 troops have been moved to the border with Luxembourg, because I felt like it :lol: They have begun entrenching themselves in case Luxembourg decides to attack. Oh and to Luxembourg, the pope has only ever had power because he was a quasi-neutral faction. Nobody would listen to a pope that was a puppet of another country, except the country that owns him. Anyways, the German people have embrace their true religious heritage, and are now a Norse-pagan country. And Ross, you still haven't said yet whether I can buy 2 of those damn exosuits.

Ah ok. You should've said something when I posted the map. I think you're over-reacting a bit though, as I've only had a little scuffle with Holland. Eh whatever, I shall start phasing out this ludicrous puppet pope then, we German people shall embrace our true religious heritage. Rise Sons of Odin! Tech support staged a walkout? I can't imagine Italy would be very acceptive of 100,000 troops moving through its territory, though. Okay. Are LAARTs tanks? Or aircraft? Stealth bombers? Old news really :P