angryjoe

lol, double bird strike :lol: Sounds like something off one of the Worms games. :lol:

Yup, just like this.

There technically is some "soft" metal out there. Just sayin' Yah, lithium, sodium and that sort of thing if I recall correctly? Although it is a while since I did chemistry. ...sorry. :mrgreen:

Flew into a flock of birds apparently, no doubt will have been muslim birds.

Pray tell, which verse says that? Exodus 21:24. Going on the assumption I'm some Atheist bashing religion and I don't know what I'm talking about? It's not hard to use google though tbf. ;)

Yah we should broaden it really, make it the general eye gousing thread or something similar.

You dead then?

Taking an innocent life is never justified.

You are obviously Elton John.

Music is one of many scapegoats tbf. Also what How2PK said.

Crackheads don't tend to adopt kids really...

Oz and James drink to Britain tonight at 8 on BBC2. Thought I would post it in here. Last weeks was great.

Dreadlocks? :mrgreen: Just don't suit a white person.

Just to get a decent degree and then find a career that I like really.

Nice one bringing up Vegas, I had forgotten about that. Vegas would be so 8-) to live.

Thin underweight people would probably have more stamina to deal with a child.

It's fair enough tbh.

NYC would be awesome. There are other places that seem like they would be great to live, but living in Manhattan would be so so ace.

Indeed we do.

:mrgreen:

...your mum.

I thought you meant that there were two teachers who were married. That happened at my middle school, and the male teacher had a close female-teacher-friend. (Not his wife) So my friend assumes they're dating, and yeah... And thanks. ;) My mum and step-dad met teaching in the same school. My mum also has some friends that she set up when they worked in the same school who are still happily married now with 3 kids. Best of all in school couples though is my form tutor at high school who had a one nigt stand with a DT teacher on a school trip and got her knocked up. He was married at the time aswell. Needless to say he came in for some heavy banter when it all came out, especially considering that she wasn't really that good looking at all and my form tutor is a reasonable looking bloke. I had my fair share of funny teachers, some of them really sound to talk to and a good laugh, other just pure nutjobs, but looking back high school was great really.

Get over it.

English cricket just in [bleep]ing dissaray, wtf is actually going on, KP throwing his toys out of the pram and Moores is just [bleep]ing inept. Gotta love this quote from the Your Say on the BBC website: :mrgreen:

Play a bit of poker. That is mainly what I do in spare time, although im [cabbage] at it, I'll hopefully get better. You don't need to spend alot on it really either.