angryjoe

He is a weak person. He will likely never sort himself out and is just selfish and pathetic. Forget about him forever.

I decided to make a joke thread you miserable bastard.

Why do golfers carry around 2 pairs of socks? Incase they get a hole in one. A snail walks into a bar, says "pint of lager please mate" The barman comes round picks him up and throws him out the door. Next year th snail walks back in and says "what you do that for?!" Two heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma. Share some jokes! :thumbsup: :mrgreen:

Just wear Lynx (Axe) on a day to day basis, but when I'm going out I wear Dunhill London. Before that I used to wear this crappy fcuk stuff or just use whatever free samples I got my hands on. :D

:lol:

Haha, was shown this a couple of weeks ago. Is brilliant. :mrgreen:

What this man said.

Well, the parents brought the kids up to be like that.

Zombie footprints just look like a pisshead who's lost his shoes?

Hahaha, just gets better and better. Morons.

calm down

Would be surprised if the kid is even fully developed looking at him.

No it's all that food that you shove down your neck that does that? Anyway, does it not strike you that your family might want to see how you are and stuff like that? It's good to catch up with family and if you don't like it then you can just stay for an hour or so and then at least you have shown your face. Cant believe you are 26 and lack this kind of awareness tbh.

Gahaha, how old are you? Oh, and I'd say you were pretty selfish, I don't particularly like seening some of the people in my family but will make the odd appearence.

1) It doesn't say they're gypsies - He lives on an estate in Eastbourne and she lives in a council house in the same town. If you were referring to Kranked's post rather than this case them see #2. 2) So what if they were gypsies? Bloody narrow minded tube. 3) If you were trying to be funny or sarcastic to make some sort of point you failed miserably. Was just stating my opinion, hadn't read anything else posted on this topic other than the artile off daily mail (yes, shoot me), and they seem like genuine scummers. If you think this baby will make anything of it's life then go ahead and slate me, but the thing is, it won't,it will be another little gyppo like it's parents and grandparents.

She would chop your [bleep] off.

Dirty gyppos.

She's too skinny.

Would have said pirates, but that picture has made me change my mind to ninjas!

That's really sad.

Hmmm, probably sit at home alone, drink beer and watch porn. Oh and it's a Saturday so at least match of the day is on. -.-

Seen the Windies - England score?! :( Anyone fancy talking me down off the roof?

Actually quite liked that last episode.

Well, like this fella said; :P

That is from The Daily Mail, and therefore void.