TimeStopper

Granted, but everytime you want to cast one, you need to sacrifice a gallon of your own blood. I wish for a cooler name.

Another point for GOOG. Google should be awesome, how could it be bad?

TheBlahMa

Stupid (troll) people. WYR eat 100 whole elephants in a hour or eat your girlfriend.

No wish eh? I wish I was an anime character that does not die.

The machine blows up.

You get a note saying: I quit. Inserts 2 Meso.

1.23456789/10.00000000 for being here.

Fired from I*heart*U Inc. for being cold and antisocial.

Yes it does. TPUM will post here.

Granted, I shoot you. I wish girls.

Game on. Or quit like me. Money = easy.

It's good so change your title or people will think you're another updater-hater.

Well maybe if you gave us a program that didn't make our voices sound like a deady. Seriously I don't talk anyhow like in the program! :wall:

Granted, but they are level-0. I wish for a real palindrome. Rise to vote, sir.

DaHazeHat

I do now *takes your car*. TPUM is GOING TO KILL YOU.

Hello Hazmat. EDIT: Black Mascara.

Why not both? I'd kill with drugs and blame it on you. Would you rather eat a dead body or die.

Granted, says that: all the noobs start spamming the server with 1337, there are 100 macroers on every yew, and I laugh at you. I wish for a cacophonous palindrome.

Muddy shower, you can wash that off. Would you rather be me or a girl (forever). Muhahahahahaha

Granted, buying rare black fish! I wish everyone is dead, including the undead.

Well both are dead so iron bar. Would you rather stab yourself, or be permanently *not male*.

Wrong. The person under me is likely 90% male, 9% male in drag, or 1% half-male.

Trolls, trolls are stupid. Would ya rather run on Hydrochoric Acid, sleep with ants, and have no arms and legs, or be me!