TimeStopper

False, the 3rd link on the disambiguation page TPUM is smarter than that.

False, go google it. TPBM doesn't notice the windmill in the background.

False, it's NOODLE!!! TPBM doesn't know the gender of noodle.

What? it doesn't exist!

true in every way.... TPBM doesn't believe in stop signs.

Then that makes me NOODLE! Banned for making me Noodle.

Granted, Jackie Chan is now the master of roundhouse kicks. I wish I had longer hair!!!!

wr0ng, n00b TPUM will reach below now...

Wow I didn't know he liked that.... Banned for making me realize something.

onethreeninethreethree

Banned for somehow getting my real life friend mixed up with a cartoon character.

Granted, but chuck norris gets to it first. I wish he wasn't dead, then we see what happens.

dublasinast

Granted, it blows pixie dust on you and now you're a fairy. I wish playing the guitar doesn't hurt so badly!

Banned for predicting the future.

M. effing!!!

If that involves the guitar, then yes. TPBM has a big nose, jagged teeth, big eyes, and is overly British.

Granted, you become me, but you don't have a girlfriend. I wish I had a girlfriend!!!!

Banned for using double negatives, or just being confusing, I can't tell!

wow you remember me!

Nothing interesting happens, except someone spouts racist jokes at you.

wow my natural feeling is to insult ^good signature picture!

Banned for looking like a... something with a robe.

So you have to watch a movie and tell it's accuracy? Off-topic: Wow I can't believe that bubsa almost has 10,000 posts!