The Dark Lord

Asian guys don't have hair on their arms or legs? Look at guys from the Middle East. Also, I laughed when he started shaving his chest and his friend barged into the bathroom. :thumbup:

I take it you either have RS/FunOrb membership or are a qualifying free player? Or are not banned from any of Jagex's official forums RS/funOrb. I'm not banned from anything, yes. I don't have FunOrb membership, but I do have RS membership. Also, I have never seen any mods on Reddragon.

The map needs India added back to it so we know what lands India had so I can NPC the country against Japan. :P Oh, and we need to add the Central American Republic, which has all Latin American countries south of Mexico and north of Panama. Mexico and Caribbean states are potential member states, but they haven't joined yet.

Acts of Federation are in place between the UK and the United States due to the German threat. It will function like the Austro-Hungarian Empire in a way, but everything will be fine-tuned in order to make all parties involved satisfied.

What are you talking about?

I'm going to go practice some projectile formulas for Physics because of a test tomorrow, and I have to go write an essay about Marxism for my AP Euro class, so I'll be away for a little bit. I give Archi permission to act as my proxy (mod) if I'm gone during an emergency situation like we had earlier.

It's negative. Really? I'd assume it's from the Latin laudo, laudare, meaning "to praise." I think this means it's been 5 days since I started talking with Gabon. Yay annexation or something. Our countries had to set aside our differences, and as a bit of a compromise, our union is renamed Equatorial Guinea-Gabon. Also known as EGG. I believe I also said that we're talking with Benin. Two days left on that, I think. Of course, all this expansion is taking a toll on our small economy. So if the SSR's offer still stands, we gratefully accept it. You'll receive $14m back each year for 50 years. (is it in-game years or real-life days?) Otherwise, development on green energy is going well. Our military has been merged with Gabon's, which is nice. FML. It is "to praise". :oops:

It's around 3-4 billion the last I looked for some higher quality US destroyer that was being made. Also, I'm going to keep you from going crazy with it, so don't expect this zerg amount of warships anytime soon.

It's negative. ------------------------ India remains under my control, so don't expect to annex its territories and homeland. In order to combat Japanese imperialism, independent countries have formed the Pacific Confederation, with India as a major member due to its military manpower. The nations will remain independent, but they have signed military pacts that dictate that they will rush to each other's aid if Japan invades them.

Okay, I stopped reading when I got to the argument about Retech. Here's what happened: Due to Japan's young and unprofessional military, there were higher casualties than normal. Also, 500,000 is ridiculous. Japan only sent 50,000 (and I'm being lenient with this since it looked like it didn't even take a month to build up this large amount and have them stationed in India). Japan lost 30,000 soldiers in the fierce warfare, causing the Japanese soldiers to dishearten and flee, causing the rout of the Japanese Imperial Army. Malaysia remains under Indian control. The international community lauds Japan for its blundering imperialism and incompetence. President Wright reinstates the Monroe Doctrine against Japanese intervention in the Americas and Europe. With that said, we are in the year 2014. It's January.

The Kepler Belt is still pretty far to be doing any effective asteroid mining, considering that we are still using our current space equipment. It takes something like 3 years to travel from Earth to Mars, so imagining traveling to the Kepler Belt or some area around a gas giant. Oh, and the gas giant would likely be hazardous for your equipment.

President Wright states that the USA will not intervene in the Indian Ocean Crisis. Also, don't expect a manned Mars mission for decades. Everyone's getting excited over someone else starting up a space program out of thinking that they will get a slice of Mars pie, but that just ain't gonna happen -- for a while.

Golden Lark fails... I haven't used her, and she's still level 1.

It's only on Royal Garden, I believe. I can't log into Reddragon because I have to manipulate the URL when logging into Royal Garden. :rolleyes: Racheya, did you lose those resources on Reddragon? If so, my bad. I kinda figured that you quit and thought you wouldn't mind if I launched a few attacks in order to get some wood. I will stop if you are playing on Reddragon again, though. :thumbup: EDIT: And if you're talking about your neighbor on Reddragon (Cambridge), I can launch some invasions against him for the lulz if you like. LMAO.

Racheya? Oops. Sorry Racheya-sama thought you weren't playing anymore, so I've been stealing resources from your city for my defense against :D. EDIT: Just saying, but anyone who plays on reddragon that isn't Shang is bound to get owned by the smiley face clan, which has about 5 mil rep by now and a level 3 clan... You can't beat them. Oh, and D A V Y N is an idiot, so avoid him. ;)

Okay, today I tried to log onto the forums, and for some reason it's now telling me I can't post. As far as I know, I'm not banned from WOL official forums (WOLOF), and I have posted on it before. I have played WoL ever since it came out, and I have stated that I'm over 13 years old. I don't know what the big deal is, and now I can't contact a freaking mod about the issue because they removed any chance of me contacting them. :rolleyes:

They told on the kid because they hated him, not because they had a problem with him having weed.

[mod mode] Neither the US nor the UK will take part in this intervention. [game mode] [mod mode] However, IRA activity does seem to pose a threat to our national interests. Hmm. [mod mode] British armed forces shot an IRA operative in the forehead earlier today during a hostage situation. British armed forces have also flooded into North Ireland in order to flush IRA operatives out of NI.

I'm not attracted to dark-skinned people either. I'm also incredibly attracted to Japanese women (only Asiatic group I am attracted to, to be honest), even though I'll most likely end up marrying a white woman. Oh, and it's not stupid or racist because you can't really help it. Don't ever try to force yourself to date someone that you're uncomfortable with because a few idiots will accuse you of racism. EDIT: Most white people wouldn't care if you dated an Asian (especially Japanese) because their skin is pretty fair. If you were dating a black girl, then it might turn a few heads (depending on where you live, and I'm guessing you live in a more closed-minded area).

In other news, everything is bigger in Texas. Everything. Truck nuts sales are at an all-time high, despite the fact that everyone (except Texans, of course) thinks that truck nuts are stupid and somewhat obscene.

Dusty, where do you get the slider from HOI? I don't feel like actually downloading the game to do that, but it'd be beneficial for me if I were able to show how my country would look like on that spectrum.

SAGE, you're a Tip.it'er? I didn't know that! :o By the way, I'm Emperor Kun from Stellar Legends.

Puerto Rico has been admitted into the Union as the 51st State. [hide=Flag][/hide]

Pakistan has a nuclear arsenal? That is in violation of the Geneva Treaty and means that Pakistan is subject to immediate invasion from the international community. @Retech: The USA declines Japan's offer. The US government refuses to outsource American jobs.

China and Japan wouldn't be enough to dissolve the deficit (according to Archi). China has already agreed to lower interest rates to 0% since I withdrew from the TFTA. Yes. Oh, and trade unions =/= evil mastermind plans to take over countries or whatnot. They're not even political obligations where you can say "All TFTA countries invade Germany."