The Dark Lord

Granted, but you'll be rejected by your colleagues and never hired for a job. You will die from a cocaine overdose. I wish I was GOD.

Gaytube just removed your video for copyright infringement. -.-

LOL I liked the part where the general that he was supposed to be saving came out of the closet and had a gay lover. Then, he got shot and Krod was like "It would take more than one arrow to kill such a great general as him!" and then they shoot him with like 20 more arrows and then throw something at his head. "Yeah, that would do it." Then, when they were trying to set the funeral pyre on fire, the guy kept missing with the flaming arrows. After that, the gay widow came and they gave the general his last rites, and were like "Now what the hell do we do with this body?" (The guy that was supposed to be on the pyre was laying at their feet. :lol: Evil guy: "I would like to take you out to dinner some time." Girl: "You killed my father!" Evil guy: "At least now I won't have to ask for his permission. HAHAHA!" Girl: *sad stare* Evil guy: "Too soon?"

Probably about 10k crimsons should do it.

I think the magic shop on Ape Atoll sells monkey dentures and the mould. EDIT: But you're still screwed. You have to have the amulet in order to even trade with the monkey anyway...

What the hell was with the Fish Sticks episode?

Excuse my ignorance, but I didn't know that the Brits used the same system as the US. I always thought that the UK officially used signs in metres for some reason...

Obama criticises Bush for his policies, but he's carrying on some of the very same policies. There's nothing special about this leader except for his rhetoric skills and charismatic personality. Other than that, he's your average politician; they don't really give a [bleep] about you. Here's why I hate both parties: Democrats are usually hypocrites, and Republicans usually nominate imbeciles with a religious agenda. Neither parties are as good as they say they are, and they usually don't help civilians. (Supporting the average person would be Socialism, which is evil :roll: )

I actually like the carrot. :?

Wouldn't "My Fight" and "My Struggle" be basically used in the same context?

1) It's annoying when an irrelevant debate commences on certain threads (ex: Control Your Country thread). There's a reason why we have a huge religion thread and threads for the discussion of politics; some people do enjoy the absence of such discussions once in a while as it potentially leads to flaming. 2) As far as news threads, I actually like them. However, the "shock" news threads are rather annoying. 3) As far as memes, they are funny sometimes (or never), but they get old rather quickly. The sooner people realise that it's better to get along, the faster OT will be interesting again.

Hitler wrote an autobiography called Mein Kompf, which means "My Struggle."

They've always had something for April Fools. As far as the Easter event, I'm starting to wonder if they'll even have one at all. Jagex hasn't been doing very well and has been [cabbage]ting around. I don't like the new CEO.

Sara swords are great for strength training, but if you're going to spend basically all of your cash for one, it's not worth it... yet. Either A) Save to about 10M+ and then buy one, or B) Train with defender + d scim (fury + d boots + neitz/zerker helm + warriors ring + barrows gloves from rfd if you have it). Warrior rings are better than zerker rings in my opinion since it only costs 10% of the price, and it seems as if the +4 str bonus from the ring is negligible. The +4 slash seems to add up in the long run, in my opinion.

Did you happen to be at the London protests during the G-20 Summit meetings?

1) Democratic Socialist 2) -Build up an army -Eliminate oppression brought on by higher classes. -Encourage workers' unions -Outlaw defamation against politicians -Create a unified political party -Build up a complex and efficient education system 3) Convince smaller, weaker countries to join my nation for guaranteed protection under my strong and well-trained military. I would also make any needed adjustments to guarantee a fair court system, allow the public to vote democratically, and ensure an excellent health and education system.

Actually dressing up as a character and walking around with a skillcape, then pretending to be a badass.

Well I was talking about how close we are to Easter (and still no sign of the event), but that too.

At this rate, I don't think there will even be a bleedin' Easter event.

This topic reminds me of the Hans Blix and "I'm So Ronery" scene of Team America. :lol:

Dammit, I need to see episode 9 of Code Geass R2 now that I've seen episodes 7 and 8. It just got really interesting. Youtube doesn't even have the episode.

I think that was with their original nuclear test. The US considered sending some military aid to Japan in case they were attacked.

China is NK's greatest ally.

How about "spanking" a bullet into his [wagon]? Anyway, this egotistical bastard suppresses the advancement of his own people and then dares to force them to pay him homage when they pass by a huge statue of him.

It'll be 9/11 times 2356!