Ultralord

A celebrity lives across the street from me. He's not that well known outside of my province though.

Snakes scare the crap out of me. I can't be near them without freaking out.

I have a dog named Stryker. We named him that because I live in a football (soccer) family.

Almost every morning I look at my clock at 7:52.. That's only when I have school that morning though.

Great, now I'm afraid I'm going to find one of those in my bedroom. :(

If you mess up, don't let it get to your head, just forget about it and move on. If you get beat, get your [wagon] back and take the guy on again. You can't go wrong. :thumbsup:

"I know you are, but what am I?" That always made me want to kill the person saying it.

I wear baggy pants all the time, but I keep them slung to either the middle of my [wagon] or higher. When you wear your pants that low it looks like you have no [wagon] at all.

From my mother when going out: "Who's going to be there?" Answer: Varies according to who I'm hanging out with obviously. "Is this a couple's thing?" Answer: Yes mom, we're just going to be making out and doing other naughty things all night. (sarcasm of course) "What will you be doing?" Answer: Drinking til I can't stand, then smoking a few grams of weed. (again, sarcasm. :P ) About my medical conidition (Epilepsy) "What happens when you have a seizure?" Answer: Nothing really, I stay conscious and sometimes my arm twitches. "What if you had a seizure right now?" Answer: You wouldn't even notice unless I told you. "What causes them?" Answer: I have no clue. Etc, etc.

My brother and sister used to be really annoying.. They'd beat on me all the time. :lol: But now that they're older, they have jobs and friends to chill with, and i'm almost always out with friends, we've just started to get along.. Well my sister and I anyway.. my brother's kind of a celler dweller still. :P

My brother and sister beat me silly one time, then bound my hands and feet together and gagged me and left me in the basement for the night once.. Funny stuff now that I look back on it. :lol:

Well, there was this one time I was playing hide and seek and I fell out of a tree when I was at almost the very top of it... Hit a mailbox then landed on concrete... No broken bones thankfully, but lots and lots of bruises, scrapes, cuts, etc. The branches broke some of my fall. :thumbsup:

I stopped skating after I tore my groin, pulled both achilies and some other stuff.. Mainly for soccer though, I didn't want any injuries during the outdoor season (which I could have gone to Nationals for).

Not too long ago there was a bomb threat at my school. It was the first threat and they took all the precautions your school took on the third time... They should have been that severe for all three times IMO.

"old enough to pee, old enough for me" I KID I KID :P really though.. "S**t happens," because there has been alot of crappy things happening during this past year. I just don't let it bother me anymore.