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examine: A tattered goblin holy book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you have this? is this new?

 

 

 

i got it today when i killed some goblins. Tells alot of history about goblins.. and i tried to use that on dorgeshuun goblins but nothing happened not even the history writer said nothing. :F

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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just tried, but nothing happens..

 

 

 

But the normal goblins in that red/green camp say "happy new centuary" and when u ask why they say it they say things which are related to the book =)

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Something tells me the "Big High War God" maybe Zaros... "God of Shiny Light" would be Saradomin and "God of Dark Fire" would be Zamorak... Who knows...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To those who have not obtained the book, I have copied down the text of the book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As it is written from the Goblin Holy Book:

 

 

 

The Book of the Big High War God

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 1: The Creation of the Goblins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In beginning all gods have big war. Each god find army to fight for him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big High War God not have army. Big High War God go to beardy-short-people and ask, Will you fight in my army? But beardy-short-people say, No, we fight for God of Shiny Light.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Big High War God go to demons and ask, Will you fight in my army? But demons say, No, we fight for God of Dark Fire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Big High War God go to tall people with keen blades and say, Will you fight in my army? But tall people with keen blades say, No, some of us fight for God of Shiny Light and some of us fight for God of Dark Fire, but none of us fight for you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big High War God very sad. He travel east and west, north and south, across land looking for amy to fight for him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then goblins say, We fight for you! At that time, goblins very weak, very small, soft skin. Not like goblins today! But Big High War God say, I will make you my army. So Big High War God train goblins so they very strong. He give them good armour so they not be harmed. He make them strong in spirit so they not afraid of battle. He give them commanders so they know which way to go. He divide goblins into twelve tribes and sed them into battle!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goblin armies fight very good! When other gods see this, they very jealous. So they say, We want goblins to fight for us too! So Big High War God take soem tribes and sell them, one to God of Shiny Light and one to God of Dark Fire, and other tribes to other gods. But most still worship Big High War God who created them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 2: The Several Commandments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are commands of Big High War God! Obey all commands all time or Big High War God kill you very bad!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Always to saly enemies of Big High War God. Enemies must die!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not to run from battle. Cowards must die!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not to show mercy. Merciful must die!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not to doubt Big High War God. Doubters must die!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not to make own plans. Thinkers must die!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 3: The end of the war and the prohpecy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The war of gods last many lifetimes. Battle is glorious and many heroes live and die! Then all gods leave world, leave their armies behind. But goblins still soldiers, still fight! Goblins fight against tall people with keen blades. But tall people build cities with walls, they not want to fight. They not true soldiers like goblins! But now goblins not have enough to eat, and have no commanders to tell them who to fight. So goblin tribes fight one another.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At last all goblin tribes have big battle on plain of mud. Battle last many days an dmany goblins die, battle is glorious! But goblin corpses cover the ground and it look like all die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Hopespear of the Narogoshuun tribe have vision of Big High War God. In night while soldiers rest he call leaders of all tribes together to give them message.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the word of Big High War God: Battle is indeed glorious and goblins are soldiers, but if there too much battle all goblins die! No more must goblin fight against goblin or tribe against tribe. Goblins must find other enemies to fight, but not fight each other!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this is the word of Big High War God: Today I cannot lead you, but someday I will send a new Commander to lead you. Under new Commander goblins will conquer all of RuneScape, every race and every god! And then Big High War God will return and sit on throne of bronze and rule over all. War will end in victory and victory will last forever!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So leaders of tribes stop battle. And on plain of mud all tribes build temple to Big High War God and offer sacrifies.

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Zamorak is the Big High War God, Zaros is the God of Dark Fire. Zaros had the armies at the beginning of the God Wars, until Zamorak managed to take over.

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intriguing.i saw one on the floor and never thought to pick it up,i hope this is a mini quest anyway like shadow sword(even though i havent done it)

 

 

 

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Big high war god was zaros and he led them until zamorak came. Once Zaros died he came back to them and said you will be under the control of another (zamorak) and then he said that he would return and rule all of runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plus it is thought that Zaros created goblins or somthing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just my thoughts

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Zamorak is the Big High War God, Zaros is the God of Dark Fire. Zaros had the armies at the beginning of the God Wars, until Zamorak managed to take over.

 

 

 

But the problem with this is, Zamarok wasn't a God when Zaros was around. So is there another God of Gielinor that has not been mentioned yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because if I remember correctly from the different quests I've done, Zamarok was one of the General's for Zaros, but then backstabbed Zaros and gained some of his power to become a God, Zaros was defeated and vanished from Gielinor, and then the God Wars continued between Saradomin and Zamarok, in which Guthix came and stopped them because the war was destroying Gielinor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So you may be right, Bari, but the other evidence doesn't point to it being that way.

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Most of my thoughts have already been stated earlier, however imo...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God of Dark Fire - Zaros

 

 

 

God of Shiny Light - Armadyl

 

 

 

Big High War God - Unknown thus far

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Freneskae was said to be a place of constant warfare, perhaps this "Big High War God" comes from there.

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it's guthix.. he made the goblins his army to intercept zamorak and saradomin's army thus ending the war :wink:

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it's guthix.. he made the goblins his army to intercept zamorak and saradomin's army thus ending the war :wink:
Except Guthix wasn't for war at all, that's why he ended it. He wouldn't have ended the war with violence. He's the God of Balance, Peace, Tranquility, and Nature, so it wouldn't make sense if he used the Goblins to end the war.

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Are these worth anything? Somebody was trying to sell one for 4m the other day in world 2. Are they rare drops or something? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think that is a scam, got one (dropped after) in like 15 kills

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(The god of war is HE)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How do you know that for sure?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Book of the Big High War God

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 1: The Creation of the Goblins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In beginning all gods have big war. Each god find army to fight for him.

 

 

 

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Big High War God very sad. He travel east and west, north and south, across land looking for amy to fight for him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The book refers to the Big High War God as "He" several times throughout the book...

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I do not think The Big War God is a god at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My reasons:

 

 

 

The Big War God is named as 'He'. He managed to travel east/west/north/south to fight. Gods do not fight. They let others fight for them. They do not fight themselves, as they have no touchable form.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But if you ask me, who do you think HE is? Dragon Kin? Start searching somewhere along the lines of Eastern Runescape :wink: Maybe 2 story lines going together :-$

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I do not think The Big War God is a god at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My reasons:

 

 

 

The Big War God is named as 'He'. He managed to travel east/west/north/south to fight. Gods do not fight. They let others fight for them. They do not fight themselves, as they have no touchable form.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But if you ask me, who do you think HE is? Dragon Kin? Start searching somewhere along the lines of Eastern Runescape :wink: Maybe 2 story lines going together :-$

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I believe they did have tangable forms at one point, but then Guthix or someone made them all return to godly states and left the others to fight for them...

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Too bad the book isn't F2P I would have like 2342342342 on my noob. :P

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