Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 How was I supposed to know that? There was NOTHING about that in the first post of the thread. Ok then, you sell the dragonhides but the dragons get angry at you for killing their friends, then you: 1.) Run away. 2.) Try to be sorry. 3.) Just stand there. EDIT: Damn it, dragoonson has beaten me to it. Ignore this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 How was I supposed to know that? There was NOTHING about that in the first post of the thread. Ok then, you sell the dragonhides but the dragons get angry at you for killing their friends, then you: 1.) Run away. 2.) Try to be sorry. 3.) Just stand there. Well I forgot to mention it. OKAY? But I'm sure it was obvious. You had a SWORD AND A SHIELD in your inventory. Who uses those these days? Apart from battle recreation societies. Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Really it isn't that obvious, Forum Games is in off topic section NOT in any RS section. You find a knight and fight him, in middle of a battle you: 1.) Ask stupid questions. 2.) Eat bread. 3.) Call him an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Deciding to call him an idiot,you find a knave more insulting,crying "KNAVE!!!"you kill him and scribble(with your sword,badly)"knave". 1)Kill his squire 2)Call his lord a knave 3)Call your God a knave(Ooh,trouble) so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobius112 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 You decide to call your god a knave. Suddenly, Zamorak appears in front of you and starts cussing you out. What now? 1. Kick his butt 2. Continue insulting him 3. Apologise to him Mining so fast that you can literally watch this bar go up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonardMart Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 you attempt to kick his butt, but he casts flames on you and you yell because of the pain. now you want revenge, but you need help... 1) ask saradomin 2) ask a lvl 3 noob that is begging nearby 3) ask bob the cat, which everyone knows is zaros the only one who pwns zammy Click my main sig to see my fakes :D Proud to be Mexican, yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Ask Saradomin, but sadly Saradomin is on important meeting just to make it a little funny so you.... 1.) Say "Ok then." 2.) RUN!!!!! 3.) Hide behind a rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobius112 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 You say "ok then" realising that Saradomin is a noob. Now you apologise to Zamorak and he decides to join you on your journey. What's next? 1. Go pwn Saradomin with the help of Zammy 2. Hunt down the people that quit your gang 3. Punch some random dude in the face Mining so fast that you can literally watch this bar go up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 You decide to hunt down those that quit your gang. Unfortunately, when you DO find them, they all realise they are about to face godly wrath and kill themselves. What now? 1. Sell their armour and weapons 2. Steal their money 3. All of the above Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobius112 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 You Sell their armor and weapons. But now, you realise this is getting too easy. What do you do? 1. Sneak up behind Zammy and kill him, stealing his godly powers 2. Decide to take on an army alone 3. Decide you're ready to face the mountains from the beginning Mining so fast that you can literally watch this bar go up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 You decide to face an army alone. You go to Burthorpe and find the Imperial Guard about to attack the trolls. They outnumber you by about 500-1 (cos there is 500 of them and 1 of you). How will you take them on? 1. Sneak attack. 2. Use magic. 3. Eat a cookie (you still have 27 left - just as well they are stackable)! Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flametrooper Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Why is it there's always 3 options that consist of 2 common, plausible ones and one random, nonsensical, stupid one? :-k So, anyways, I'll go with use magic...specifically, Telegroup Waterbirth Island. That'll get them out of my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase_cool7 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 You decide to face an army alone. You go to Burthorpe and find the Imperial Guard about to attack the trolls. They outnumber you by about 500-1 (cos there is 500 of them and 1 of you). How will you take them on? 1. Sneak attack. 2. Use magic. 3. Eat a cookie (you still have 27 left - just as well they are stackable)! You begin to use magic but realise your magic is only lvl one your seconds from getting hit What will you do? 1.jump into the crowd protending to be one of them 2.tele 3.pretend to be dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 Why is it there's always 3 options that consist of 2 common, plausible ones and one random, nonsensical, stupid one? :-k So, anyways, I'll go with use magic...specifically, Telegroup Waterbirth Island. That'll get them out of my way. Because it's funny that way. Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 You begin to use magic but realise your magic is only lvl one your seconds from getting hit What will you do? 1.jump into the crowd protending to be one of them 2.tele 3.pretend to be dead You pretend to be dead. However, they don't fall for it and move in for the kill - luckily for you, Burthorpe is attacked by the trolls and the troops have to deal with them. During the melee, you get up and walk away. What now? 1. Train magic because you're a noob at it. 2. Stand there in the hope that someone else will think of something for you to do. 3. Raise some cash for new weapons. Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 You train magic because you're a noob at it. You hit the troll with wind strike, killing it, when no-one else could kill it, now the imperial guards worship you. They decide to make you thier king and god. What do you do? A) You enjoy your new title, and money B) Decide to train mage again. C) Browse on tip.it forums. danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase_cool7 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 You browes the forums: while your looking away they... 1. Plot you're death 2. Run away 3. mass suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Plot you're dead. You see some random guy with full rune, you... 1.) Beg him for money saying "Please, please, please." 2.) Threatering him and says "Gimme your armour or I'll report you for macroing." 3.) Say to him, "I buy your armour, 3 bones." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 Plot you're dead. You see some random guy with full rune, you... 1.) Beg him for money saying "Please, please, please." 2.) Threatering him and says "Gimme your armour or I'll report you for macroing." 3.) Say to him, "I buy your armour, 3 bones." You threaten to report him. He kicks you in your 'private area'. 1. Cry like a baby 2. Hit him back 3. Tell on him Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 You run to draynor, and tell Martin teh Master Farmer he kicked you, he hits him with the spade he was carrying. He then turns into a pker and gets the full rune, mystic, black d hide, food and arrows and bows. He challnges you to a fight. You: a) Accept B) Decline c) Report him for bug abuse (attacking out of wilderness) danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 You report him for bug abuse. He charges at you, but when he is 10 feet away from you he disappears, dropping all his armour. You pick it up. What now? 1. Go annoy Martin. 2. Steal stuff. 3. Dance. Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 You dance. You are dancing like Beyonce in 'Crazy in Love' until a noob goes up to you and asks you how to dance. 1. You tell him. 2. Tell him to go away. 3. Say "Omg, Nice bronze, wish I could afford it" danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redman4933 Posted April 21, 2007 Author Share Posted April 21, 2007 You say "OMG nice bronze, I wish I could afford it". He replies "sell u it 4 10k". What now? 1. Do it. 2. Report for item scamming. 3. Lead him into level 50 Wilderness and PK him. Retired from RuneScape as of November 10th 2007. This is what I am doing now. | My Website | My RuneScape Programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Lead him to level 50 wilderness, claiming to be "team". You pk with your wind strike, which hits a 86, you wonder why the noob had so high hp. your life. You get his full bronze, and evil bob teles you. 1. You do the event properly 2. Log off 3. Say N0000! T3h C4t 15 g0nn4 5t341 my br0nz3!!!!!1111!!!!!11!!!11!!!1!!! danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 you say N0000! T3h C4t 15 g0nn4 5t341 my br0nz3!!!!!!1111!!!!1111!!!11!! u kill that n00b cat then find yourself at lvl 50 wildy again u see a group of people coming at you from the left and a group of people coming at you from the right, a clan war u realise u have no tele runes do you 1. try and make friends with 1 of the sides 2. log off 3. try and take them all yourself thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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