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I went to the shop and bought a gun, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, and a drum kit.

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I went to the shop and bought a gun, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, and candy.

 

I then sold everything else I own to pay for all this crap. Now I'm a hobo, living in the local park along with my st00f. Life is good. :P

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I went to the shop and bought a gun, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy and a bucket.

 

 

 

I think it might be a bit funnier if you had to buy 1 more of the thing than the previous poster.

 

Example:

 

 

 

I went to the shop and bought a ruler.

 

I went to the shop and bought a ruler and 2 scissors.

 

I went to the shop and bought a ruler, 2 scissors and 3 lamps.

 

I went to ..................................................................................4......

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^I already put down the examples so you don't have to write that down.

 

 

 

Back to game...

 

I went to the shop and bought a gun, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket and dog food.

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket and dog food.

 

 

 

TIP: Let's bold the new item so people will be able to notice.

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^Good idea.

 

I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, a dog food, and Gears of War.

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, a dog food, Gears of War and 3 year runescape member.

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, a dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, and a CD Case.

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went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, a dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, and a CD Case, a random fat guy

Doomy edit: I like sheep

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i hate this game (in ways)

 

 

 

went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, a dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, and a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit ::'

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went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, a dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, and a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley <3:

Doomy edit: I like sheep

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went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, a dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, and a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , and a can of beer.

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer and this thread

Why even try with that idiot? Honestly, there is no point whatsoever. I'd get better replies if I argued with a tree stump.
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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread and 1809 gold ore

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, and a gizmo.

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape member, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, and a gizmo, 3 chuck norris

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, and a gizmo, 3 chuck norris and a bucket.

 

 

 

:-w

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went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, and a gizmo, 3 chuck norris, a bucket and a chocolate kettle.

 

 

 

Hope everyone gets that...

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went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, and a gizmo, 3 chuck norris, a bucket, a chocolate kettle and a condom.

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, a gizmo, 3 chuck norris, a bucket, a chocolate kettle, a condom, and an iPod.

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First - Credit to Otbg . Second - Credit to 4be2jue

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, a gizmo, 3 chuck norris, a bucket, a chocolate kettle, a condom, and an iPod,A Wii

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, a gizmo, 3 chuck norris, a bucket, a chocolate kettle, a condom, and an iPod,A Wii, a slave

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went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, a gizmo, 3 chuck norris, a bucket, a chocolate kettle, a condom, and an iPod,A Wii, a slave and 2 jars of fake blood.

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went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, a gizmo, 3 chuck norris, a bucket, a chocolate kettle, a condom, and an iPod,A Wii, a slave and 2 jars of fake blood and a cherry tree

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

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I went to the shop and bought 2 guns, a PS3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an XBox360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a banna, a life for abyssalwhip, some cookies, a flower mobile, a phone, a life, a wife, an air rifle, an anti-noob spray, a Japanese Machine Gun, an autoer killer, a drum kit, candy, a bucket, dog food, Gears of War, a 3 year runescape membership, a CD Case, a random fat guy, a rabbit, a smiley , a can of beer, this thread, 1809 gold ore, a gizmo, 3 chuck norris, a bucket, a chocolate kettle, a condom, an iPod,A Wii, a slave and 2 jars of fake blood, a cherry tree and a bottle of rum.

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