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My friend and I got caught trying to rob a large new York bank with a sawed-off and an AK-47. We got caught by 10 police with kelvar and glocks. :cry: Turns out someone busted us after a huge bribe. We got thrown in jail for what was supposed to be 10 years, but we escaped in 9 months. We joined a gang that hid people from the law, and stayed there for a while.

 

 

 

Later we started in the smuggling buisness. We smuggled crack, heroin, and cocain from Mexico to Florida via the gulf of Mexico. It was going fine and we had made half a million USD when the S.W.A.T. Team came to call with magnum sniper rifles and Apache helicopters. Blew our headquarters to smithereens. We were thrown in maximum security for life.

 

 

 

But our old gang had not forgot us. They came one night and completely elimenated security. There wasn't a cop within 100 miles after that. So we started our drugs buisness up again. We also decided to rob that bank that we had failed to rob. We smashed through the roof with a helicopter and we did it! Now we're in hiding and are running our smuggling remotely.

 

 

 

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J/K

 

I think we all saw that coming halfway into the first sentence.

 

 

 

Me, other than speeding (though I've never been caught... but for the love of God, 55 on a highway? Whats up witht that?) I've never done anything the law wouldn't want me to, to my knowledge anyways :-k .

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I've never been in trouble with the law thankfully... and it's just as well really since i'm applying for the Police pretty soon :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Here in America when I applied to work at the police station I had to sign a paper saying I wasn't a terrorist, didn't plan on becoming a terrorist, and didn't know any terrorists. I thought it was kind of funny, like you are going to mark down "I am a terrorist" if you actually were one. See if it's done the same way in the UK :D .

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Oh yeah forgot about the minimum age thing, I ignore so many laws I start to forget them.

 

Oooh, you're such a dreamy rebel.

 

 

 

I know I'm dreamy, but why am I a rebel? They're all minor offenses, nothing big.

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Oh yeah forgot about the minimum age thing, I ignore so many laws I start to forget them.

 

Oooh, you're such a dreamy rebel.

 

 

 

I know I'm dreamy, but why am I a rebel? They're all minor offenses, nothing big.

 

 

 

Its safe to assume that he was being sarcastic..

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I've never been in trouble with the law thankfully... and it's just as well really since i'm applying for the Police pretty soon :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Here in America when I applied to work at the police station I had to sign a paper saying I wasn't a terrorist, didn't plan on becoming a terrorist, and didn't know any terrorists. I thought it was kind of funny, like you are going to mark down "I am a terrorist" if you actually were one. See if it's done the same way in the UK :D .

 

 

 

LOL. I was on holiday in SF last year and one of the forms I signed asked me if I had a criminal record and was I planning to commit any crimes upon entry into the USA... Wonder what would've happened if I'd said "Yeah, was thinking about starting a British Mafia... would that be cool?" ;)

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Being the idiot I am, I put on my trenchcoat (beige, how is that terroristic?) and walk down the street. some guy calls the cops and LIES, saying I rang his doorbell, pointed a gun at him, and ran away. When we're at the station, my dad aska, did he really have a gun? The guy has the nerve to say "No, but I figured since he had a trenchcoat he was a terrorist and did it in my best interest of survival". My god. Paranoid ...Ragh! Cabbage. Now I'm all cheesed off.

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i went camping close to my house one night when i was 16.. anyway we got bored and when told about a party we left camping and went to the party leaving our stuff there because thats where we planned to sleep. Party had been closed down when we got there so on the walk back to the train station i found a sledge hammer and some other assorted tools (scredrivers, spanners) and descided that i wanted it.

 

Before we got on the train we went into a mall but alas, the pizza shop was closed. leaving the mall a number of police cars pulled up and my friend was smart enough to take the sledge hammer off me and lean it against the wall. I on the otherhand having had a bit to drink proceeded to turn around and ask the police, now wearing gloves "excuse me, is it illegal for me to carry that?". after searching my bag and finding the other screwdrivers arrested me for possesion of breaking and entering impliments.

 

Anyway they carted me off to the cop shop and a short interview with my parents, got off with a caution.

 

Even though i got let off because i had no illegal intentions, There isnt anything else that makes you feel as bad as the look on your parents face when walk though the door and see you in a cell.

 

 

 

All in all its just a good story to tell

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