Guthix_Girl Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 god ambassadar that was a disturbing poem. Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Ode to the Poo There once was a man named ultima ninety two That had to take a massive poo He was at a loss "Oh what to do?" He squeezed and worked and tensed and fought But after days it seemed all for naught Despair and lament were all he had with but one last hope to make him glad An enema he heard them say Would this be his lucky day? He still stayed stuck in his rut until they stuck a tube right up his butt Oh he did tense but they gave him a sucker But that didn't keep his rear from going a pucker The water pumped and filled his colon And he rejoiced for the poo did start a rollin' It jiggled it loose, the poop was free and Ultima stood and screamed Yippee!! Sit down young man, contain your glee! Else the tube fall out and splatter me! He sat and gave a sigh of relief For that was the end of all his grief. We reach the twilight of this funny thread I'm glad to say that he isn't dead. The times were tough and the poo did smell And thus so ends this epic tale. Wow... just wow. :lol: Amazing. Truly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 What's the matter? Is your poo-poo level too low? You need a poo-poo level of 74 in order to kill constipation. You need a poo-poo level of 40 to take laxatives :roll: :-w :^o :XD: Try taking some err, apples? :uhh: That's good xp, i heard Ok it was a joke, ignore the good xp part, eat more fruits! Or is your tum Bulging from the suggestions these nice people here have advised you on? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalTalker Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 lol As you can see, this is the best advice. I would say tell your parents, or/and go to see a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sour_tacos Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 One of the lasts posts on here!!! I'm posting the last post maybe sorta kinda maybe wooo! \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaquierming Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Locked on request. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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