god ambassadar that was a disturbing poem.

Ode to the Poo

 

 

 

There once was a man named ultima ninety two

 

That had to take a massive poo

 

 

 

He was at a loss

 

"Oh what to do?"

 

 

 

He squeezed and worked and tensed and fought

 

But after days it seemed all for naught

 

 

 

Despair and lament were all he had

 

with but one last hope to make him glad

 

 

 

An enema he heard them say

 

Would this be his lucky day?

 

 

 

He still stayed stuck in his rut

 

until they stuck a tube right up his butt

 

 

 

Oh he did tense but they gave him a sucker

 

But that didn't keep his rear from going a pucker

 

 

 

The water pumped and filled his colon

 

And he rejoiced for the poo did start a rollin'

 

 

 

It jiggled it loose, the poop was free

 

and Ultima stood and screamed Yippee!!

 

 

 

Sit down young man, contain your glee!

 

Else the tube fall out and splatter me!

 

 

 

He sat and gave a sigh of relief

 

For that was the end of all his grief.

 

 

 

We reach the twilight of this funny thread

 

I'm glad to say that he isn't dead.

 

 

 

The times were tough and the poo did smell

 

And thus so ends this epic tale.

 

 

 

Wow... just wow. :lol: Amazing. Truly.

What's the matter? Is your poo-poo level too low? You need a poo-poo level of 74 in order to kill constipation. You need a poo-poo level of 40 to take laxatives :roll: :-w :^o :XD:

 

 

 

Try taking some err, apples? :uhh: That's good xp, i heard

 

 

 

Ok it was a joke, ignore the good xp part, eat more fruits! Or is your tum Bulging from the suggestions these nice people here have advised you on? :?

lol

 

 

 

As you can see, this is the best advice.

 

 

 

I would say tell your parents, or/and go to see a doctor.

One of the lasts posts on here!!! I'm posting the last post maybe sorta kinda maybe wooo! \

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