Go to the Chinese shop after a night out on the town, guaranteed you'll be fine :P

here he sits brokenhearted

 

tried to poo but only farted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

 

 

 

 

funniest thing i have read for ages!!

 

 

 

 

 

lmfao haha :lol: :lol:

Its too late..Youll b dead in days im sorry to say :(

Yes, we all have pHD's in medicine. Can you see my lab coat?

 

I heard tree bark was good fiber...

 

 

 

That's a little extreme. Try some Metamucil instead if your really that concerned about fiber.

 

 

 

Sarcasm radar not working? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway geez the replies on this thread have made me laugh hard! :lol:

 

 

 

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I would try and make my post more constructive by saying the obvious eat more fruit, drink more orange juice blah blah blah... but I refuse to be a parrot in this case. :wink:

I think he died... :cry:

Push reeaaally hard. If that doesn't work, I'd go see a doctor.

lol

 

 

 

Real mature, Striker, real mature.

 

 

 

All I can say is eat more fruit and stuff thats high in bran, its full of fibre its good for your bowels.

ask a doctor, not us

-.- im not dead, and I am still here... its not my fault i need some advice.

Some people don't even have a bathroom. Go see a doctor or something. Maybe a shrink, is there something you're nervous for? The prom?

Haha, have you noticed all the replies to this thread concentrate to the [cabbage] bit, nobody talks about the getting tackled or wrist breaking rofl.

 

 

 

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS CONCENTRATE ON THE POO!

 

 

 

:P

try:

 

 

 

Mineral oil- found in local pharmacy

 

 

 

prunes- food stores

 

 

 

fiber foods- i.e. high fiber foods, frosted mini wheat cereal. i have that a lot and it helps me.

There is more than one way to flush out your system... don't even need to swallow anything. :lol:

How about renaming the thread

 

 

 

"help! I cant poo!" - its a much more informative title.

 

 

 

Why not try giving yourself the [cabbage]s by eating a ton of curry washed down with a few litres of prune juice and half a ton of laxative chocolate.. have a plumber on standby though.

See a doctor, thats all I can say and we should all stop teasing the poster or teh thread is going to get locked.

How long have you not poo'd for? MY longest time is 10 days and my bowels are fine. Any longer than that and I'd be inclined to panic?

go get a colonic..

 

i heard they are quite refreshing.

Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works.

 

 

 

If you have it, cover them in Ovaltine powder. It doesn't help the bowel thing, but damn, they're delicious! :D

Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works.

 

 

 

Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/

lol

lol x2

Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works.

 

 

 

Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/

 

 

 

I tried that too, I just couldn't hold it in after 6 bananas, and it just came splurging, i guess you could say, out all over the bathroom floor. (I was eating the bananas in the bathroom as a precaution for exactly that.

Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works.

 

 

 

Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/

 

 

 

I tried that too, I just couldn't hold it in after 6 bananas, and it just came splurging, i guess you could say, out all over the bathroom floor. (I was eating the bananas in the bathroom as a precaution for exactly that.

 

 

 

That's the second time that a Tip.It post made me crack up in RL! :lol:

 

 

 

The same thing happened to me, only I was able to make it all go into the toilet. :D

Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works.

 

 

 

Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/

 

 

 

I tried that too, I just couldn't hold it in after 6 bananas, and it just came splurging, i guess you could say, out all over the bathroom floor. (I was eating the bananas in the bathroom as a precaution for exactly that.

 

 

 

That's the second time that a Tip.It post made me crack up in RL! :lol:

 

 

 

The same thing happened to me, only I was able to make it all go into the toilet. :D

 

 

 

I envy you... :evil:

 

 

 

Picture this: Some thirteen year old kid sitting in the bathroom trying to wipe up a whole crap load of bananas that were forcefully expelled from his body while his mom stares in a mixture of confusion and fear.

Why would a mom be watching her 13 year old son go to the toilet :uhh: