Why would a mom be watching her 13 year old son go to the toilet :uhh:

 

 

 

Not potty trained, eh?

 

 

 

Anyway, did your problems flush away yet?

 

 

 

Get it? Flush away! :D

Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works.

 

 

 

Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/

 

 

 

I tried that too, I just couldn't hold it in after 6 bananas, and it just came splurging, i guess you could say, out all over the bathroom floor. (I was eating the bananas in the bathroom as a precaution for exactly that.

 

 

 

That's the second time that a Tip.It post made me crack up in RL! :lol:

 

 

 

The same thing happened to me, only I was able to make it all go into the toilet. :D

 

 

 

I envy you... :evil:

 

 

 

Picture this: Some thirteen year old kid sitting in the bathroom trying to wipe up a whole crap load of bananas that were forcefully expelled from his body while his mom stares in a mixture of confusion and fear.

 

 

 

Lol dude. :P Did you feel refreshed after your little bowel movement? Haha. Sorry mate, that's just too good.

ahahahahaahahahaaha! those last few posts made my crack up irl!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

eat raisins.. not as explosive as bananas but still gets results :wink: :lol:

Why would a mom be watching her 13 year old son go to the toilet :uhh:

 

 

 

She just got home and saw me open the door to get a few towels.

Go eat a couple of apples. I eat about 5 green apples a day and poop a lot... Lol.

ahahahahaahahahaaha! those last few posts made my crack up irl!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

XD Same here. Especially the 13 year old and their mom thing.XD

here he sits brokenhearted

 

tried to poo but only farted

 

 

 

I love you :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Do you ever eat fruit? You'll never crap if you don't eat fruit (fiber)

here he sits brokenhearted

 

tried to poo but only farted

 

 

 

I love you :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Do you ever eat fruit? You'll never crap if you don't eat fruit (fiber)

 

 

 

Those posts were funny :lol:

 

 

 

That little poem I first heard scribbled on a bathroom stall at a waterpark. It had a little more...profanity though.

Well, it is kind of hilarious, in a way.

 

 

 

I believe we just a had a thread about taking [cabbage] not too long ago. That wasn't what the thread was of course, until we hijacked it.

 

 

 

Anyways, my advice was fruit. Eat about 2 bananas, an apple, an orange, and two other assorted pieces of fruit in an hour period. That should take care of the [cabbage] problem.

 

 

 

Yeaaah man! Dried up fruits are the best for taking a [cabbage].

 

Try raisins, cranberrys and other dried up stuff.

One BIG thing to remember if you are going to eat tons of fiber is make sure to drink a lot of water. If you don't all that fiber will make your poo turn into a brick. Not fun my friend... not fun...

 

 

 

If you get enough fiber and water then everything is smooooooth sailing.

 

8-)

You're on the internet ... you have every unlimited resource literally at your fingertips, every

 

piece of information you could ever want only a click away ...

 

 

 

And you ask Tip.It. I guess we should be flattered.

 

 

 

Anyway, if you want fiber you should try ...

 

 

 

[hide][/hide]

It's over for me...

 

 

 

I am running out of options, prune juice, fiber, fruits, koolaid, phospho-soda, even large amounts of water, all has failed me. I now only see getting examined and taking my own life as last options.

It's over for me...

 

 

 

I am running out of options, prune juice, fiber, fruits, koolaid, phospho-soda, even large amounts of water, all has failed me. I now only see getting examined and taking my own life as last options.

 

 

 

Can I have your room?

 

 

 

Sorry had to say it, right kill yourself because you can't take a [cabbage]...

It's over for me...

 

 

 

I am running out of options, prune juice, fiber, fruits, koolaid, phospho-soda, even large amounts of water, all has failed me. I now only see getting examined and taking my own life as last options.

 

 

 

Can I have your room?

 

 

 

Sorry had to say it, right kill yourself because you can't take a [cabbage]...

 

 

 

Somebody's sarcasm detector is broken. :P

yea Some magnesium will help you alot

Did you try an enema?

Did you try an enema?

 

 

 

stole the words right out of my..uh..[Waggon]

 

 

 

\

Alright, nvmd the last above post of mine, i used an enema, kinda... "akward"... but yeah, it worked...

Alright, nvmd the last above post of mine, i used an enema, kinda... "akward"... but yeah, it worked...

You mind if I siggie that?

Eat some whole grain bread. And if you eat alot of cheese, stop it. Cheese makes you constipated.

Alright, nvmd the last above post of mine, i used an enema, kinda... "akward"... but yeah, it worked...

 

 

 

I had to take one when I was little, I don't remember it, but is sure does seem awkward, but hey, whatever you had up there came out!

Alright, nvmd the last above post of mine, i used an enema, kinda... "akward"... but yeah, it worked...

You mind if I siggie that?

 

 

 

siggie away :lol:

Ode to the Poo

 

 

 

There once was a man named ultima ninety two

 

That had to take a massive poo

 

 

 

He was at a loss

 

"Oh what to do?"

 

 

 

He squeezed and worked and tensed and fought

 

But after days it seemed all for naught

 

 

 

Despair and lament were all he had

 

with but one last hope to make him glad

 

 

 

An enema he heard them say

 

Would this be his lucky day?

 

 

 

He still stayed stuck in his rut

 

until they stuck a tube right up his butt

 

 

 

Oh he did tense but they gave him a sucker

 

But that didn't keep his rear from going a pucker

 

 

 

The water pumped and filled his colon

 

And he rejoiced for the poo did start a rollin'

 

 

 

It jiggled it loose, the poop was free

 

and Ultima stood and screamed Yippee!!

 

 

 

Sit down young man, contain your glee!

 

Else the tube fall out and splatter me!

 

 

 

He sat and gave a sigh of relief

 

For that was the end of all his grief.

 

 

 

We reach the twilight of this funny thread

 

I'm glad to say that he isn't dead.

 

 

 

The times were tough and the poo did smell

 

And thus so ends this epic tale.

Fiber and prune juice that makes me go like crazy

 

Or bubblegum