August 4, 200718 yr I can't guess. But can YOU guess this? Orc: The race of humans is over, the race or orcs is now.
August 17, 200718 yr Here is some really funny movie quote that kicks [wagon]. :thumbsup: WARNING: This might be spoiler to the movie: "Rush Hour 3" [hide] Who are you? You. No, not me, you. I am you. Just answer the damn question, who are you? I have told you. Are you deaf? No, you is blind. I'm not blind, you blind. That is what I just said. You said what? I didn't say what, I said you. That's what I'm asking you. And you is answering. Shut up! You. Yes. Not you, him. What's your name? Me. Yes, you. I'm me. He is me and I'm you. [/hide] I can't stop laughing. :thumbsup:
August 17, 200718 yr All from snatch, classics in their own right. :lol: Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? Turkish: [voice over] Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet's sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's impossible to kill the bastard. Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger? Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger? Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi. Avi: London. Rosebud: London? Avi: London. Avi's Colleague: London? Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary [bleep]ing Poppins... LONDON. Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot? Tyrone: It's too tight. Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo [bleep]ing jet in that.
August 17, 200718 yr "I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you." "Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that chicken." "Sensei, she is incapable of such things. She is as lovely as a dove. It sounds to me you are being lead around by your short sword." All from the same movie. An Invisible Cookie to the person who guesses first!
August 17, 200718 yr Beverly Hills Ninja, call me a cheater, I used Google to find that out. :twisted:
August 21, 200718 yr McLovin?! Great name! Sounds like a sexy hamburger. i love that line Thx to ibcrootbeer for the sig!!
August 21, 200718 yr The Benchwarmers after 1 of thier games when there signing autographs cant remember his name (its the guy with the helmet)(Jon Heder) "Should i give you my home address too?" "Is badass 1 or 2 words?" also, wen the main guy(Duece Bigalow) is in the bathroom talkin to his wife whos in the shower "Move over honey i needa leak" *gets in and closes door* *she laughs playfully* then she says "OMG your not kidding" and screams thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig
August 21, 200718 yr Chuck: What do you got? Larry: Maxi Pads. Chuck: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back! Sorry if it that was bad but hey its a movie line ^^ Anyways, Can you guess which movie? =] Nick Jonas <3You've Been Marked c(^:!ÃÆââââ¬Ã¾Ãââ
August 21, 200718 yr Sapceballs Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose. {hits ship} Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it. Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best. Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an [wagon], sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. [wagon], Major [wagon]. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an [wagon] too, sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip [wagon]! Dark Helmet: How many [wagon] have we got on this ship, anyhow? [The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by [wagon]! Keep firing, [wagon]! (typed it on Word first then pasted, cause i wanted to keep it fo rmyself too, and it was long) When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi.
August 22, 200718 yr The Simpsons Movie :D "Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Loookout! He is a spiderpig!" :XD: havent seen the movie, but ive seen the trailer on youtube... its freakin funny lol, link here btw :wink: ; http://youtube.com/watch?v=_2uZkae8ra8 EDIT: but heres the full 4th trailer, much bettr :wink: (but i dont think u can c the whole spiderpig-scene... #-o ); http://youtube.com/watch?v=wGzkVmrLCTY | 19,385th to 99 smithing on the 11th of June 2011. || 144,261st to 99 magic on the 2nd of September 2011. || Thanks for sig to DementedHero || Blog |
August 24, 200718 yr Chuck: What do you got? Larry: Maxi Pads. Chuck: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back! Sorry if it that was bad but hey its a movie line ^^ Anyways, Can you guess which movie? =] Chuck and Larry
August 24, 200718 yr ^I Now Pronounce you Chuck & Larry I love the old 007 Bond films so this one always gets me :thumbsup:: Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!! Now Mr. Kidd: If at first you don't suceed, Mr. Wint... Mr. Wint: Try, try again Mr Kidd. And another one: Priest: The ring, its like a circle, not a rectangle, cuz a rectangle, it has corners where you can get stuck, but a circle... Larry:ENOUGH WITH THE FREAKING CIRCLE!!!!!!!!
August 24, 200718 yr from the ringer << Oh, i just took them to get ice cream. >> When the [expletive] did we get ice cream? i guess its one of those things that you just have to see...it keeps me laughing to this day, and i saw it when it was still in theaters Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
August 25, 200718 yr Dr.Evil Talking to Number 2 Why make Trillions when we can make....(silence with a zoom to Dr.Evils face where his pinky is by his lips.) Billions? His son Scot: A trillion is more than a billion numb nuts.(Funny) :XD: :XD:
August 25, 200718 yr ive seen space balls hundreds of times, but this is by far the funniest unquotable scene http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60 Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
August 27, 200718 yr "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by!" FTW! Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
August 28, 200718 yr if you know what this is from ill give u a cookie... "CREED SUCKS!! I HATE YOU!! AND I HATE THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKE!!" and from the same thing " we dont need to find weapons of mass destruction, we just want to find them, thats how it works!!" [^^Thanks Go To Runemetsa For Most Sigs]
August 29, 200718 yr "You're hair is bad." "What did you say?" I said you're hair.... is stupid." Followed by an all out war. Guess...or I'll gut you like a fishy-fish. : Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
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