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Here is some really funny movie quote that kicks [wagon]. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

WARNING: This might be spoiler to the movie: "Rush Hour 3"

 

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Who are you?

 

You.

 

No, not me, you.

 

I am you.

 

Just answer the damn question, who are you?

 

I have told you.

 

Are you deaf?

 

No, you is blind.

 

I'm not blind, you blind.

 

That is what I just said.

 

You said what?

 

I didn't say what, I said you.

 

That's what I'm asking you.

 

And you is answering.

 

Shut up!

 

You.

 

Yes.

 

Not you, him.

 

What's your name?

 

Me.

 

Yes, you.

 

I'm me.

 

He is me and I'm you.

 

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I can't stop laughing. :thumbsup:

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All from snatch, classics in their own right. :lol:

 

 

 

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

 

 

 

Turkish: [voice over] Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet's sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's impossible to kill the bastard.

 

 

 

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?

 

Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?

 

Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

 

 

 

Avi: London.

 

Rosebud: London?

 

Avi: London.

 

Avi's Colleague: London?

 

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary [bleep]ing Poppins... LONDON.

 

 

 

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?

 

Tyrone: It's too tight.

 

Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo [bleep]ing jet in that.

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"I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you."

 

 

 

"Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that chicken."

 

 

 

"Sensei, she is incapable of such things. She is as lovely as a dove.

 

It sounds to me you are being lead around by your short sword."

 

 

 

All from the same movie.

 

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The Benchwarmers

 

 

 

after 1 of thier games when there signing autographs

 

cant remember his name (its the guy with the helmet)(Jon Heder)

 

 

 

"Should i give you my home address too?"

 

 

 

"Is badass 1 or 2 words?"

 

 

 

also, wen the main guy(Duece Bigalow) is in the bathroom talkin to his wife whos in the shower

 

 

 

"Move over honey i needa leak"

 

*gets in and closes door* *she laughs playfully* then she says

 

"OMG your not kidding" and screams

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Sapceballs

 

 

 

Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose.

 

{hits ship}

 

Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.

 

Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.

 

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

 

Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin.

 

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

 

Colonel Sandurz: He's an [wagon], sir.

 

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

 

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. [wagon], Major [wagon].

 

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

 

Colonel Sandurz: He's an [wagon] too, sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip [wagon]!

 

Dark Helmet: How many [wagon] have we got on this ship, anyhow?

 

[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]

 

Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

 

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by [wagon]! Keep firing, [wagon]!

 

 

 

(typed it on Word first then pasted, cause i wanted to keep it fo rmyself too, and it was long)

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The Simpsons Movie :D

 

 

 

"Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does.

 

Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.

 

Loookout! He is a spiderpig!" :XD:

 

 

 

havent seen the movie, but ive seen the trailer on youtube... its freakin funny lol, link here btw :wink: ;

 

 

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_2uZkae8ra8

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: but heres the full 4th trailer, much bettr :wink:

 

(but i dont think u can c the whole spiderpig-scene... #-o );

 

 

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wGzkVmrLCTY

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Chuck: What do you got?

 

Larry: Maxi Pads.

 

Chuck: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!

 

 

 

Sorry if it that was bad but hey its a movie line ^^

 

Anyways, Can you guess which movie? =]

 

 

 

Chuck and Larry

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^I Now Pronounce you Chuck & Larry

 

 

 

I love the old 007 Bond films so this one always gets me :thumbsup::

 

 

 

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

 

 

 

Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

 

 

 

THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Now

 

 

 

Mr. Kidd: If at first you don't suceed, Mr. Wint...

 

Mr. Wint: Try, try again Mr Kidd.

 

 

 

And another one:

 

 

 

Priest: The ring, its like a circle, not a rectangle, cuz a rectangle, it has corners where you can get stuck, but a circle...

 

Larry:ENOUGH WITH THE FREAKING CIRCLE!!!!!!!!

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from the ringer

 

 

 

<< Oh, i just took them to get ice cream.

 

>> When the [expletive] did we get ice cream?

 

 

 

i guess its one of those things that you just have to see...it keeps me laughing to this day, and i saw it when it was still in theaters

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ive seen space balls hundreds of times, but this is by far the funniest unquotable scene

 

 

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

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"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by!"

 

 

 

FTW!

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if you know what this is from ill give u a cookie...

 

 

 

"CREED SUCKS!! I HATE YOU!! AND I HATE THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKE!!"

 

 

 

 

 

and from the same thing " we dont need to find weapons of mass destruction, we just want to find them, thats how it works!!"

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"You're hair is bad."

 

"What did you say?"

 

I said you're hair.... is stupid."

 

 

 

Followed by an all out war.

 

 

 

Guess...or I'll gut you like a fishy-fish. ::'

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