July 8, 200718 yr I've decided to make my second topic one in which you tell us your favourite movie lines or TV show lines one of my favourite lines is in the credits of over the hedge when hammy says, "I've had dirt' don't like dirt, it tastes like DIRT!" So post away with your favourite funny movie and TV lines from your favourite shows like 'Mr Bean' or 'garfield 2' so post away! \
July 8, 200718 yr Does it have to be funny? I sometimes find serious movie lines great. Anyway here's my favorite from Bad Boys II, I replaced the F word with hell since I don't like bleep. Martin Lawrence: (or was it Will Smith?) I'm not angry. Random woman: You are angry, just say, I'm angry and that's ok. Martin Lawrence: (again, was it Will Smith?) I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Random woman: Yes, you know exactly what the hell I'm talking about. I found that hilarious. :thumbsup:
July 9, 200718 yr "Enough is enough. I've had it with these *some random background noise to censor the word.* on this *another random background voice* plane." From, well, can you guess? I'll give you two days, I will reveal where it's really from on July eleventh. (that is IF I get the time on Net Caf̮̩̉̉ as I'm going on a vocation.)
July 11, 200718 yr ha ha! thats easy!! Snakes on a Plane! now lets see...."I'm not a baby, I am a man! I am an Anchorman! You're just a woman with a small brain! A brain 1/3 the size of ours. It's science" Ron Burgandy, of Anchorman, with suits so fine, they make Sinatra look like a hobo.
July 13, 200718 yr Great show... I love the big fight scene Bryon Fantana "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?" Brick "I don't know"
July 13, 200718 yr "I have nipples can you milk me?" Guess what that's from. Erm.. Date Movie, or Meet the Parents. Or both. Guess what movie these are from: (second time these 2 meet) St̮̩̉̉phanie(female): I have big hands. Stephane(male): That means you have a large penis. Stephane: [embarrassed] ... That was inappropriate... Stephane: I like your b*obs. They're very friendly and unpretentious. Stephane: It's like touching your penis with your left hand. St̮̩̉̉phanie: I don't have a penis. Stephane: But you have a left hand. St̮̩̉̉phanie: How's is your hand? Stephane: It started to smell like a foot. St̮̩̉̉phanie: Its a good sign. By the way, kudos to anyone who has seen this movie.
July 13, 200718 yr I cant remember the name on the woman, but its one of the funniest lines i've ever heard.... Woman: .....So i became Beliemic. *GASPS!!!! then small pause." Hansel: ....You... you could read minds?! Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :)
July 13, 200718 yr I love the old 007 Bond films so this one always gets me :thumbsup:: Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! ~Retired 13-July-2010~Thanks for the great memories folks :).
July 13, 200718 yr I cant remember the name on the woman, but its one of the funniest lines i've ever heard.... Woman: .....So i became Beliemic. *GASPS!!!! then small pause." Hansel: ....You... you could read minds?! Zoolander FTW! Lol I forgot her name too. This one is easy. DH: Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb. Tumblr. Follow me!
July 14, 200718 yr Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? *no one's raising a hand, then Jack the Monkey raises his hand*
July 14, 200718 yr From zoolander. Hilarious movie. This has shown that anybody can die in a freak gasoline fight accident Guess which one this is from (No online searching!) Narrator: Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills. Pvt. Joe Bowers: [talking to the prison guard] Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in... Prison Guard #2: [hits Joe on the back of the head] You're supposed to be in that line, dumb***! [he points to the door] Prison Guard #2: Hey, guys, let this dumb*** out! And... Brawndo! It's got eletrolytes! 99/99 Cooking. 1500+ total level. 96+ Combat
July 15, 200718 yr "Surely, you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Sherly." -Airplane! "You ever been into a Wal-mart after 2 AM? It becomes Monty Python's house-of-the-funny-walks." -Said by Larry the cableguy, forgot what show. "Bring out yer dead! *Ding*" -Monty Python: Quest for the holy grail. "It's just a flesh wound!" -Monty Python: Quest for the holy grail. Veni Vidi ViciI came, I saw, I conquered.Hail to the wiki! For all your information needs.
July 16, 200718 yr Ricky: you wanna go to (insert fbomb here)town mr lahey? Cuase thats where were going (insert fbomb here)town, downtown (insert fbomb here)town. Bubbles: NO Mr.Lahey you don't wanna go to (insert fword here)town!!!! lots of congrads if oyu seen this movie its not to commen in the usa and i dont tihnk its even in the uk.
July 23, 200718 yr Ace Ventura: Pet Detective If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! 2104th to 99 Hunting January 10th 2008Proud Fan Of The Offspring Since 1998
July 23, 200718 yr Ed: Why've we gotta save Liz? Shaun: Because I love her! Ed: Alright....Gay Sig by me....
July 23, 200718 yr "You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!" "That might be true, but you HAVE heard of me." AND "It's not the liars you have to watch out for, it's the honest ones." Don't even guess, unless you want to have no challenge. They easy. You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head.
July 24, 200718 yr Ed: Why've we gotta save Liz? Shaun: Because I love her! Ed: Alright....Gay Lol Shaun of the Dead. Great movie. :thumbsup: 2104th to 99 Hunting January 10th 2008Proud Fan Of The Offspring Since 1998
July 24, 200718 yr (I forget her name) "Anything else?" Julian: "He taught me how to pee on a building"
July 26, 200718 yr " why should i sail with you! four of you tried to kill me, one of you suceeded" couldnt think of anything else what would happen if we didnt have a siggy?*shifty eyes*
August 4, 200718 yr Author Yea, keep em comin, i've also got a few more Beaver: you are the future kings and queens of Narnia. Woman:OMG! a talking beaver! :ohnoes: from the epic movie ad, she also kicks the beaver 'bout 20 metres This one's also from epic movie guy: look! the chocolate river.(starts drinkin' from it) Willy Wonka: err, actually, that the sewer :-X And one more, i want ya to guess which movie this is from :-k "that's not a knife, this is a knife"
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