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The guy on tutorial island who teaches magic, without him, the newbs would be stranded, never to be teled to the mainland :twisted: .

 

 

 

 

 

omg i nearly peed my pants :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

i would say now the animals

 

theres too many i kno they're gunna try to take over

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Duradel.

 

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the sawmill operator

 

 

 

the amount of money that has gone into construction....if i could kill him, id be the richest person in the game :D lol

I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

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Any of the other Champions of Champions who are currently nonchallengable.

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My list:

 

Sandwich lady - How many times are you gonna offer me a stupid baguette?!?

 

The guy who runs the game show random - Yes, we know that you love fish. Now LET ME LEAVE!

 

One of the bankers in the GE - kill them, then dress up like them and take their place. See how many people I can get to riot.

 

Pikkupstix - Gimme those shards!

 

The Queen of Varrock - because she's a stuck-up little ******

 

Romeo - because he's an imbecile.

 

The Lumbridge Chef - see Romeo.

 

Horacio - all your jade vine seeds belong to ME! :twisted:

 

The dude who stole my ship from Dragon Slayer - I want my ship back. And I'll need it, given that Sailing's coming out soon.

 

the WOM - because who doesn't want a gizmo that runs off of dragon flatulence?

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Lapalock, so I can get the slayer cape without having to train after 85 :thumbsup: .

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Duradel.

 

 

 

 

 

I know this post is old, but your in luck! :lol:

 

 

 

And yeah, molly or the sandwhich lady for me. Maybe Gertrude (she abducts children)

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Wise Old Man: Gimme that party hat you old coot!

 

Spirit Beast: I'll get you and your rapid-fire bouncing attacks... one day...

 

Chaelder: ENOUGH BLUE DRAGONS ALREADY!

 

Ratcatchers guards (any): That's for being so bloody frustrating!

 

Romeo: You're seriously too dumb to live, and you SHOULD be dead ANYWAY.

 

Juliet: See above.

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