you know u have been playing RS too long when some of things u said are actually referring to urself :P

u make a fire and all of runescape is a fire so all the bears come at u

lmao, this thread is hilarious.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like if you were to hit KBD and your Drag Battle Axe head flew off. lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KBD would drop dead when he would see u coming. 8)

No non wildy monster can auto attack you.

when you try to cut a tree you uproot it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're Oziach's main dealer

 

 

 

When fletching your knife slips and cuts down a nearby tree

thats pretty funny

how about

 

 

 

this u no ur too powerful when monster random events stop coming to u cause they dont wanna die

if u must make me re host it i have 300 i dreamed up 1 day i was banned from comp :? and about 30 y ur a noob ones

i got heaps ill post em later 2day (well a link 2 em cause theres soo many) ill redo my site later on :D trying to get my mage up atm :P

u kno uve played rs too much when ur about to fight someone in real life and when u beat them up u take all their stuff (clothes and chains etc) because they punched u first

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the opposite end of that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u kno uve played rs too much when ur about to fight someone and when u punch them first and kick their asse and u take all their stuff except 3 items they have on them :lol:

Here are some jokes..... some of them are almost long.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know when you have been playing for too long when your keyboard needs replacing because you have been typing so much that you can stick your fingers through the table under the keyboard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you have been playing too much when your mouse has turned into a real mouse because of the computers radiation. You know you have been playing for too long when everyone gets connectionproblems and are logged out because you have so good stats that is takes the whole server capacity to load your character.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you have been playing for too long when you can attack Players OUTSIDE of the wilderness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know when you have been playing for too long when everyone dies at the sight of your smell. <---- (?!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know when you have been playing for too long when Andrew Gover and all JAGeX staff with their moderated characters can't even hit 0 on you, they hit -15 (gives you 15 health every hit) :P

You've been doing too many quests when you finally throw your computer out because you can't do the Regecide Quest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You've been smithing to much when you take a visit to the steel-producing factory, take a rubber hammer, and beat the steel items until they are what you wanted.

..you drive by a church on your way home from work, and subconsciously think to check if you need to recharge prayer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I actually did this once.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once? ive done this 7 times, 3 at driving past churches, 3 times past synagouges, and once past a mosque

lol about the prayer thing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been playing runescape too long when you're being attacked and say, "hah, i got my ring of life on newb!"

you know you've been been on RS too long when you bury steak and chicken bones for exp.

you know when u have played runescape too long if u verbally speak with internet lingo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ex: if you feel the need to laugh, you say lol out loud..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have actually done this...... VERY EMBARASSING WHEN YOU DO IT AT SCHOOL!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been playing runescape too long when you try to find your inventory by touching your backpack (haven't done this one).

 

you know when u have played runescape too long if u verbally speak with internet lingo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ex: if you feel the need to laugh, you say lol out loud..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have actually done this...... VERY EMBARASSING WHEN YOU DO IT AT SCHOOL!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been playing runescape too long when you try to find your inventory by touching your backpack (haven't done this one).

 

 

 

Same here! I have no life ><

... when you get strangely possesive at christmas times, trying to steal everyone christmas crackers...

Ya know you've been playing too much runescape when you see all the demo games full at Best Buy, so you cant play... and your first thought is, "Oh, I'll just switch worlds."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happened to me =/

You know you make too many pixel sigs when you run out of ink in MSpaint.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've clicked too many ad banners of RS when P2P becomes F2P. Yes, that is my goal.

you know you have been playing runescape too long when you try to sell 100 paper partyhats for millions of dollars :D

You know you make too many pixel sigs when you run out of ink in MSpaint.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've clicked too many ad banners of RS when P2P becomes F2P. Yes, that is my goal.

 

 

 

u mean f2p becomes p2p?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you know uve been playing RS too much when u take chains make into chainbody, spraypaint a mace red, paint a square piece of metal red, and pay 110k for an amulet with a purple stone in real life and wear it year round (as in full dragon)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u get food poisoning and look for a bright green liquid to heal u(anti poison)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u drink a super anti poison before you eat something u cooked(u play so much that you cant cook in real life)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u don't drink a super anti poison before you eat something u cooked(u cook so much in RS u think u can cook in real life)

 

You know you make too many pixel sigs when you run out of ink in MSpaint.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've clicked too many ad banners of RS when P2P becomes F2P. Yes, that is my goal.

 

 

 

u mean f2p becomes p2p?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No I ment that Jagex would get so much money from the ad banners that they wouldn't need to get P2P members to join so they could just let all of RS be F2P. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know you've been playing too much RS when you forget how to log out.

 

You know you have been admin too long when you post topics called "You Know When You Have Been... Too Long When..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey! That's mean! :P Only trying to still be a normal user. :wink:

 

 

 

normal users dont make their threads stickies ( except me i spill juice on the comp and dont clean it )