you know you play too much when someone jacks your kill in the wildy and you cant stop swearing(guilty as charged)

you know you've been playin scape too much when at school your teacher asks you to name a greek god and you say zammorak

you know have been watching too much neon genesis evangelion when you fill your car with orange jell-o before you drive it. (you won't get it unless you've watched it)

you know that you have been playing runescape too long when some one says a funny joke and you say LMAO...

you know you are too engrossed in partyhats when you take many pieces of colored paper and cut them up and say, "I'm the ricjest person in the world"

 

 

 

(I actually did this once :? )

you know youve played runescape too long when you start killing your local farms chickens,cows and shearing their sheep without asking

you know you've been playin scape too much when at school your teacher asks you to name a greek god and you say zammorak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Done that he was like "HuH?"

You know youve been playing runescape too much when you start to sweat after running away from the big clan in the wildy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1. Before leaving for vacation, you actually try to deposit your cat in the bank.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Someone compliments you on your new outfit and you mutter under your breath "Noob!".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. You find yourself looking through your pockets for tele runes when the bus is late.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. You can't figure out why the barmaid gave you a dirty look when you ordered a Dwarven Stout at the local pub.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's my contribution for the day. Anyone else?

You actually think up these things :lol: (just kidding)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-You whack someone with a rubber chicken when they are standing in the

 

 

 

bank

 

 

 

-You try to click your special bar when competing in a boxing match

- When you're not PLAYING rs, you're spending a lot of your time looking at fansites and forums about it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Iantiger

When you try to give yourself a free refill for your pint glass at the pub

When you dream about runescape every night

When you go to Sears or JC Penneys and ask the lady at the jewelry counter where you can find the Amulets of Glory.

when you cut down a tree and shout out "FINALLY! 99 WOOD CUTTING!"

when you try to do magic to hurt someonr

You tell the school bully that your clan is gunna own him then search for the log out button

-when your attacked by somebody because you gave them a paper crown, you pray

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-when you have no food in your fridge, you say "yay, i can finally get my fishing level today"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-when you are sick you get yourself some potions

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-when your reading a book, you yell out "may guthix bring you balance"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-when your at a shop buying something you say "NO WAY!10GP FOR A CHOCOLATE BAR IS A RIP OFF!I CAN GET ONE FREE AT THE COOKING GUILD!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-when your at the petstore and you see a cat, you say "hey its bob!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-when at church, you never say "amen" you say "may saradomin bring you peace"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-when your grand father dies, you bury his bones for the exp.

ooo i love these posts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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when a tramp asks you for spare change u shout.." get away from me you dirty noob"

 

 

 

you turn up to a fancy dress party with a red helmet made from red cardboard and red cardboard boxes for armour and a m8 go's wow nice warrior outfit!!! welcome to the fancy dress party!!!! and you reply "fancy dress?"

You wear boxes to school and say it is your splitbark armor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you see a kindergarden kid and call him a newb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You try to sell things at the bank by yelling BANK SALE

when u started holding stuff like bow and arrow while saying "die die die"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when waving stuff around like a sword and yelling "ownage"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and when holding sumat like staff and yelling "For Zammy!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

during your sleep

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I sleep walk and talk alot and have dun all of these, but they aren't as gd as the classic of "No, No Seven (my bro) Don't eat the clock Steven No!" after yelling tht i just stopped and slept)

When you look at a car you say "that's alot of steel bars!" and try to make a car.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You find the nearest underground subway-thing(sorry my english :? ) and search for monsters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You always eat lobbies and swordies to dinner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the school,when the teacher ask what is the the strongest metal you answer runite (or dragon-stuff).

You try to gobble down a swordfish to heal during a fight, and managed to die when you get the sword-part stuck in your throat.

when u call the ugly girl at work/class a troll.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when ur trying to find varrock on the map.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when your standing at a park, selling party hats!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when someone is insulting u ur trying to report him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u buy a piece of paper some glue and a scissor and make yourself some paper crowns and sell them for 11 mil on ebay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on your first day fo ur new job trying to put all the people in a friendslist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when your calling all black cats ''bob''

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thinking canada is the wildernis.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when u see some1 wearing a colourfull dres ur going to ask: r u member ???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that are my thingies

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