August 30, 200718 yr there's somthing wrong with the world today, i dont know what it is, (aerosmith): check this newsarticle: ["article"hide]Heroin-addict elephant to rejoin herd after rehab BEIJING, Aug 30 (Reuters) - A once drug-addled elephant fed heroin-laced bananas by illegal traders will soon return to the wild after being weaned off his addiction through methadone and round-the-clock care. "Big Brother", a bull elephant that once "lived peacefully" with his herd near the China-Myanmar border in Yunnan province, was caught by traders in 2005, the China Daily said on Thursday. "To control it so that it could lead the herd to where they wanted, the traders kept feeding it bananas laced with drugs," the paper said. The traders, however, were caught trying to sell Big Brother and his herd after a tip-off to forest police. By that time Big Brother had developed a raging heroin addiction and posed a danger to people if denied its fix, the paper said, citing police. A drooling and twitching Big Brother had to be transported to a special park in the neighbouring island province of Hainan for treatment, after cold turkey proved so tortuous at a local centre that "even its iron chain could not contain it", the paper said. After being diagnosed a heroin addict, park authorities in Hainan spent a year gradually weaning "Big Brother" off its dependence through methadone, regular bathing and massage. Now clean, Big Brother will soon be returned home, the paper said. [/hide] http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/PEK320028.htm ultimate ham minigame guide!!!!ultimate WOM guide!!!!!
August 30, 200718 yr OMG. Funny story : Imagine what would have happened if they stopped giving it heroin and it went on a wild rampage :lol:
August 30, 200718 yr Instead of Nelly the elephant leaving the circus, The new story we will be reading to children is Henry the Heroin Addict Elephant packed his trunk ....lah lah lah
August 30, 200718 yr That must have been a LOT of smack to get an elephant high! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
August 30, 200718 yr My reaction is split: One part of me wants to destroy the freaks who did that to the elephant, and the other part of me wants to laugh uncontrollably. The laughing uncontrollably part is winning right now :XD:
August 30, 200718 yr That must have been a LOT of smack to get an elephant high! +1 :lol: Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass.
August 30, 200718 yr why the hell would they feed it to an elephant? all that herione... =P~ oh uhh i mean :anxious: :-w
August 30, 200718 yr Whats next? alcoholic beavers? lion prostitutes? even the animal world is screwing up now... [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
August 30, 200718 yr That's one of the stranger things I've heard thus far. But those Elephants have got nothing on celebs. They gotta go to rehabs every saturday. But on topic, I wonder how much those mahouts (elephant keepers) had to pay for that much heroin. I mean, it'd be cheaper to get a helicopter and airlift it to the herd. Life is a joke. Yeah, I don't get it either.
August 31, 200718 yr seems like a waste of money to me, but w\e as long as it doesn't come out of my wallet im cool :-w i wonder what the elephant would do to get the heronie, mug people lawl
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