ok, this is me first new topic, so support it!!

 

the game simple, say you own something, like a large company.

 

the next person then must find a way to destroy it, then tells their new company. get it? need an example?

 

person1:i own microsoft

 

person2:bill gates gets mad at you for stealing his company, and kills you in the night. i own the U.S.A

 

get it?

 

well then, i own china

The chinese communist party has a revolution and beheads you in the violent event.

 

I own a kitten!

A kitten that scratches you and runs away while you're still bleeding from the scratches.

 

 

 

I own an unceonsor machine, a machine that I can use to see through censored TV series, and also has sound so I can hear bleeped words.

It grows and matures into a cat. You no longer own a kitten. Oh dear.

 

 

 

 

 

I own the gp of DOOM!!! =P~

You die and someone takes it from you..

 

I own Walmart!

But there are too many people that just buys stuff there without permission, now you have an empty one.

 

 

 

Due to posting coincidences I do my last one.

Walmart sucks. Employees go on strike and burn them all down.

 

 

 

I own you.

Yah, but slavery's illegal so the police arrest you..

 

 

 

I own all the gold in runescape..

Until RS gets off the server. :twisted:

 

 

 

Owns same thing one last time, common, I hope nobody posts at same time as me this time.

Lol, Blaziken, people are just ignoring you. :XD:

 

 

 

The American People have had enough censorship, so they storm the capital, hold the president and some senior members of ocngress hostage, and eventually get their rights. Your un-censoring machine is useless. :o

 

 

 

 

 

I own all of Blaziken's favorite Pokemon.

Until you get caught by me and I get my pok̮̩̉̉mon back, you didn't thought stealing them for long would be easy, did you?

 

 

 

I own a lot of DVDs.

Thats are Region 5 usage only! Which is a new region not discovered, now whats the use of them?

 

 

 

I own MySpace.

Until that website gets removed for good. YouTube is a lot better.

 

 

 

I own Bad Boys II on DVD, Region 2. I also own a lot more Region 1 and Region 2 DVDs.

to bad they were copied, so the FBI come and get you, charging you 1 mil dolllars.

 

i own rogers

Until it gets stolen.

 

 

 

I own a very good lawyer that lets me out free, because I bought these DVDs fair and square. And the FBI apologizes for the misunderstanding.

The lawyer happpened to be an undercover FBI agent.

 

 

 

I own A machine which makes everything go my way.

The lawyer happpened to be an undercover FBI agent.

 

 

 

So what? It doesn't change the fact that the FBI apologizes, yeah you're right. That' exactly the reason why the FBI believed him, he did some research on the mistake.

 

 

 

Too bad people that hates your ways destroy the machine.

 

 

 

I own the right to drink Coca Cola.

Pepsi loses customers, then kills Coca-Cola, so you'll have to drink the dreaded Pepsi.

 

 

 

I own the right to refuse to do things.

You lose that right when someone forces you to do slavery. :twisted:

 

 

 

I own a gun.

A toy gun eh?

 

 

 

I own Family Guy.

Well, until he escapes, you no longer have a member of a family.

 

 

 

I own a real pistol, fully loaded with bullets.

One of the bullets is a blank. You play russian roulette with yourself.

 

 

 

I own a paperclip with a piece of lint stuck to it.

congradulations!

 

i bend your paper clip in such a way, that if you try to fix it, it will snap :twisted:

 

 

 

I own the band "Taking back Sunday"

They suck anyway so I'm not bothered.

 

 

 

I own Hell.

Well, many demons try to prove to Satan that they are more powerful than Satan, now they do the same to you.

 

 

 

I own the right to shoot anyone in their face that smokes. NOTE: Don't come with some FBI, CIA, SWAT or crap like that. They couldn't do anything because I own the rights, therefore I'm not breaking the law since I own the right.