We all heard the story of the Miss Teen America Pageant (or Teen Miss America, I don't know), how she was asked a question regarding the oercentage of Americans who can;t find the 'States on a map. She rambled on about South Africa and Iraq, but the thing is, she answered the question in the first sentence. She said that Americans might not have access to maps. Well, that's what this is about. Someone will ask a serious question, and the next person will anwser the question in the first or second sentences, then ramble on about something very loosely connected or not connected at all with the question. the the person who answered asks. So here it goes:

 

 

 

Should churches and other houses of worship get government funding? Why or Why not?

lol, this sounds fun!

 

 

 

No, because of the seperation of church and state. Otherwise, a church would simply just corrupt a few politicians , and before you know it, we would have a theocratcy! You are a commie, therefore you should agree with me because Stalin didn't like religion. Stalin's mustache is just plain funny -_-.. Why do all the dang facist dictators have mustaches!? Except for Mussolini, man his name reminds me of pasta.. Mussolini pasta with extra alfredo sauce.. yumm.. That made me hungry, now I'll have to go down stairs and make myself a Hot Pocket.. *walks downstairs*

 

 

 

By the way,

 

 

 

Should gays be allowed to marry?

Let me put it this way. If gays could marry, then... hey, you didn't do your starjumps yet unoalexi!! I thought that I ordered you to do starjumps! But NOO, you had to get your Zamorakian followers and burn the parade grounds! Do you have a problem with cheese? DO YOU!? And let me guess, you oppose to pie too! WHAT A PSYCHO!!

 

 

 

Should people be allowed suicide or be able to be executed peacefully if they feel that they don't want to live any more? (Like being "released" in The Giver by Lois Lowry?)

Yes, but only if they are in a vegetative state.. And no, I will never do those star jumps! Me and my followers are gathering up all the cheese and pie in the world to be burnt so that people may never enjoy the taste of sugary fillings or cheesy goodness ever again!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!

 

 

 

Should America withdraw from Iraq?

Personally I believe that the troops in Iraq, need a break. Theres nothing to do out in the middle of the ocean, they need rafts! like in Kansas. That's near water right? good thing i love jesus cause, jesus loves all of you! and um...umm...people are starving in africa...have a good night!

 

 

 

How would you help the situation in New Orleans?

I would spend some money on them, not on this stupid war.. Yah no how 'war' kinda sounds like 'door'? I don't know, because I think it still sounds more like oar.. That is why we don't need no education or the thought control that comes with it.. 1984 was a good book, although a bit collegy for my tastes, definately not for the average RSOF user. Don't you find it odd that twelve year olds play this game? Because personally I think they would be better off with something like Halo online.. at least they would feel more mature over the hoards of rabid eight year olds..

 

 

 

Do you think abortion should be illegal or legal?

It should be legal because the person that doesn't want the baby wont have it, and Stem Cells... Stems... Broccoli! I was eating broccoli just yesterday and I saw it was white... White... White... Racism! Get rid of RAC... Racing... Racing... PETER BROCK DIED LAST YEAR!... Year...Y-Ear... Miss South Carolina... Ear infection... Infection.... equals... Dumm.

Nice of you to post a question that I can answer... :|

 

 

 

Which was first, the egg or the chicken?

A circle doesn't have an ending. Harry Potter ftw! It was written by JK Rowling... She thought up the idea on the way home. In a train. Did you know, steam engines, the main propulsion of primitive trains, was invented by Taqi Al-Din? Albert Einstein was also an inventor. He was Homer's mentor, and eventually, enemy in a Simpson's episode. The Simpson's were invented by Matt Groening, who also invented several series, such as Futurama. Futurama is set in the year 3000. The band Buster predicts that in the year 3000, women will have three breasts and we will all live underwater.

 

 

 

What do you think is a more effective form of government?

I personally think the most effective form of government is the cacocracy, because crap rises to the top. The top of my cat's head is orange, kinda like Silver Wits' cat, only my cat is orange all over and he has no tail, too. Overhead there are these strange clouds shaped like clowns. Global warming? Oh, look a butterfly...

 

 

 

Whew, that was close! Nearly rotted my brain there.

 

 

 

Do you think the "War on Terrorism" has really made America safer?

The Patriot Act sure hasn't done anything I could see.. except limit the rights of the public... Rights, why don't they call them 'Lefts'? Is it because conservative Walmart emperors want us to think their way is right by making the word 'Right" right?? Your just another brick in the wall says they.. Pink Flyod is awesome by the way.. So are the Beetles, because we all really do live in a yellow submarine.. Yellow like.. DUCKLINGS!! Who doesn't like cute, feathery ducklings, they waddle around and.. ZOMG they are just sooo koot!

 

 

 

Do you think that Elvis really died, or is he 'still among the living'?

I think that Elvis is living under the sand in Dimmsdale on The Fairly Oddparents on Nickelodeon. Have any of you seen that episode, where they get all those holy grails and that scary monster and the extremely slooow lifeguards? My brother said that last time he went to the pool the lifeguards were mean...glad I didn't go, I wasted my afternoon playing this game called "RuneScape"...I have the cheese, I hate you, you're banned, you're gonna die, and I have the gp of doom!!

 

 

 

Do you think those Miss America people REALLY want world peace?

Yes, they do; they seek and promote World Peace with all of their pretty, tiny, pink hearts. Hearts, what a grand game; get rid of your cards, and peg out. Wait! That's Cribbage! Crib Notes, Cribs... ya all should see my Crib, it rocks. But my ride is better; fuzzy dice, purple fur on the dashboard and a backseat full of speakers. Too bad it's a 1992 Sentra, but it's still sweeeeetttt!

 

 

 

Enough. BTW, Fluffyzoe64, I fell out of my chair laughing! I have the cheese now, you're banned and I hate you for being so damn clever!

 

 

 

Do you believe the Kennedy assassination was a conspiracy or the work of a lone, deranged gunman?

Conspiracy theorists are just a bunch of crazies that hunt so desperately for a mystery in this very direct world. Direct.. Like TigerDirect where I bought my laptop? Grrr.. I HATE those idiots, they screwed up my DLP card, now I can only play games for exactly one hour before my computer crashes.. NEVER by a Acer by the way, they're just plain terrible.. It came with Windows Media addition, so I can't even use it to play runescape.. worthless piece of crap.. Bill gates, why did you have to make Windows Media addition incompatible with Java? *snarrls*

 

 

 

Do you think that big corporations like Walmart should be broken up?

If all the WalMarts were little family stores, their prices wouldn't be as low, even though maybe more normal people would work there...Target OWNS!! My neighbors have a beagle named Target...he's really loud and howls when his owner comes home. Hey, I'm an owner of a pink iPod nano!! I only listened to like 5 songs today. I have like $25 on iTunes right now and have no intention of using it soon! I'm at my aunt and uncle's house! They have a hot tub inside and a widescreen T.V. that got me to be a pro baseball player on Wii! OMG I love MyCokeRewards...that's how I have a Wii and my dad got a Popular Mechanics or something magazine subscription. I don't subscribe to RuneScape. Weird, the spell check suggestion for "RuneScape" is "Run escape"...My mom thinks that RuneScape is mind controlling! My mom gets to stay in a multi-million dollar beach house until next Saturday! No fair! Hey...there's an ad for dogpile search engine on this page...there's like hundreds of dogs in my neighborhood. One is named Target. He's a beagle. There's another beagle too named Lily, and a Chou named Rango, and a shi-tzu named Katie, and a 120 lb. golden retriever named Zeus...he was on steroids as a puppy because of breathing problems, so he's HUGE! And there's a chocolate lab named Abby, and an Alaskan Husky mix named Bianca, and a mix named Rusty...and there's cats too! Like my cats Zoe, who weighs 12 pounds and is 13 yrs. old, and my other cat Boo Boo, who weighs 18 lbs. and is her best friend and only like 6 yrs. old, and Max... he's declawed and cranky and bites... My neighbor Cyndi bites when she's cranky, a few times she's bit me in the butt. And her sister Kaitlyn, 5 yrs. old, used to call Reese's Peanut Butter Cups "Reese's Penis Cups"... Two cups of flour, one cup sugar.. Snoopy is Joe Cool with his shades and the Red Baron with his red scarf on. Snoopy is a genius. Yep.

 

 

 

Whew, that was...interesting...

 

 

 

Since Neopets asks for your ZIP code, is it fair to call it an unsafe site for the audience that it's aimed towards?

Of course, neopets can generally be called unsafe. Unsafe is by the way is an english word that can be found in the english dictionary, under the meaning "A condition in a readily accessible, installed system or component which is judged to be a significant risk of personal injury during normal, day-to-day use. The risk may be due to damage, deterioration, improper installation or a change in accepted residential construction standards." This by the way brings us to our next point, All your base are belong to us!!

 

 

 

Why am I named Abelmisi?

I assume that you're named "Abelmisi" because you love the randomness of the name, or maybe it's some kind of a Hungarian thing. Hungarian? Gotta love Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen; it's sorta Hungarian. Queen? Of England? Of France? "I see London, I see France, I see someone's underpants!" Underpants, Orpheus in His Underpants. . . it's a must-hear overture. Kind of like the 1812, only quieter. Quiet Riot; whatever happened to them? Did they write any overtures, or just symphonies?

 

 

 

BLAARRRGH! Stop it !!!!!!

 

 

 

Is adventurer Steve Fossett dead in the deserts of Nevada, or has he acsconded to a tropical island?

What THE HELL? I'm actually Hungarian, and my name is my real life name in Hungarian! :o

 

 

 

He's probably dead. This game is named "Touch the dead" by the way, and I'm getting it for my ds. My ds is black, and so is the arrow in this smiley: :arrow: Arrows exist in Runescape ranging from bronze to dragon. Rangers are way underpowered by the way.

 

 

 

What is the meaning of life?

[Off topic] Hee, Abelmisi, couldn't resist googling your name; it's very nice, by the way!

 

 

 

[On topic]

 

The meaning of Life? Maybe I should toss this one back to Miss South Carolina!! No, really, the meaning of life is the absence of death. Death runes, great things, don't know what to do with 'em yet, but there they are. Kinda like the presence of Paris Hilton in our lives, spreading a special kind of joy and happiness to all the unfortunates of the world. As Ambassador to Mars she will enjoy a special closeness to all Martians and other off-earthians, as she goes around spreading tackiness and crappy morals to carbon and non-carbon based lifeforms.

 

 

 

E G A D !!!!! The brain rot is almost complete.

 

 

 

Did Gerald Ford do the right thing when he pardoned Richard Nixon back in 1974?

No, because fat politicians shouldn't be allowed to get a free pass from legal affairs, even if the country is being invaded by giant moles. I love to try to kill the Giant Mole in Falador Garden, although it's at least four times my level, so I always die. The mole jokes are funny too- I shall call him, Mini-Mole! I loled in real life at that.. Lol, gosh that acronym is so overused, and I bet that half the time when people type it, they don't really laugh.. Why don't we just type 'CQ' for chuckle quietly? It would be sooo more accurate..

 

 

 

How can we fix corruption in our legal systems?

We fix the corruption in our legal systems with duct tape and super glue. Maybe a hammer, a few nails, a screwdriver, a few screws...My creativity is being drained by all of these games. I mean, wasn't my special way of stealing the gp great??

 

 

 

[hide=~~This is where I lost it...~~]

^^The GP finds its way back into Numer0_un0's pocket. You suddenly get poofed into what looks like the mime random event and celebrate. Just as the player ahead of you finishes, you walk up to the stage. The mime disappears. You stand still. The room starts to fill with people who say things like "omfg zomgzorz it's a n00b!" and you think fast and decide to do the flap emote to try to fly away. You fail...and utterly fail life at the moment when the "omfg zomgzorz it's a n00b!" players through tomatoes at you :P But this isn't the best part yet. After a few minutes of you being told that you are an ugly bad entertainer noob, the mime pops back! You think that it's finally going to be over; you are right in a sense. Everyone goes silent and the mime waits a few seconds to say..."omfg zomgzorz it's a n00b!" :XD: He realizes he broke his lifetime silence and grabs his rubber chicken, killing himself and everyone in the room with one single whack.

 

 

 

"Oh dear, you are dead!"

 

 

 

My money :P

 

 

 

 

 

And what about the reactions?!

 

 

 

:shock:

 

 

 

+1 :shock:

 

 

 

I bestow upon thee infinite brownie points.

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See, all I try to do is be creative, and everyone asks for more! More Ovaltine please!! Thank you! You're welcome! Bravo! Encore! *applause*! GAH! WHY DO YOU WANT MORE?! ALL I WANTED WAS ONE GP, ONE PIECE OF MOLDY CHEESE, I BAN YOU, I HATE YOU...GAH!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Do you think that RuneScape is mind controlling? I mean, for PETE's sake, one of the spell check options is "run escape"!

Runescape is very mind controlling. The people in Iran, and Iraq don't have this game, because America continues to bomb them with Champagne, which reminds me... Mika - Grace Kelly is on!

 

But still, in Runescape it's a very controlling game that makes me want to play the computer all day, and speaking of computers, I like to play a game called Stick RPG. It's pretty cool. You can buy drugs. Lol. Oh, and the people in downtown areas of America use too many drugs,which might make them see the game alot different with bright colours. Like this and then they die of seizures.

Hey, Stewie, would you like to pose a question on that there post of yours, so we can continue this fun?

He probaly would, but he must live in South Africa, where they don;t have much internet so his connection shorted out too quickly, like when somone tosses a toaster into a bathtub, and it kills the guy in there. Then we get to have a nice funeral for a guy with 3rd degree burns all over his body. Burns like the ones in the game Bioshock, where oyu light someone on fire and the whole body is burned. That game is kinda scary at some points, like right at the beginning when you first see a splicer in the bathysphere. That sounds like bath, someonething you might throw a toaster into in order to burn someone or kill them. then we get to have funeral for a guy burned all over his body, like in the game...

 

 

 

 

 

Should gun laws become more resctrictive? Why or why not?

I personally think: no because then G.I Joe wouldnt be able to have a gun! He plays with my barbie which is blonde. Did you know I'm a blonde too. We're like sisters. I dont own a gun just like pokemon. I dont know if pokemon are cool for little kids. My sister has a little kid but he doesnt have a gun either.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you think the government is doing a good job with the war in Iraq?