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I like my men/women like I like my...

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I like my women like I like my toilet paper. Good at cleaning.

 

 

 

Headphones.

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I like my man like I like my headphone, I can always contact him.

 

 

 

Oh and that was meant in a non-homoexual way. I was talking about when I call my father with my cellphone. After all nowhere in the rules does it say it has to do with lovebirds.

 

 

 

Your worst enemy. It could be hard, but try to response to this WITHOUT being racist against any gender.

I like my women like I like my worst enemy-has a high chance of killing you(but with the women its in that dangerously sexy way :roll: )

 

 

 

Err...Raistlin Majere...Pwnt.If you don't know him,wiki him.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

I like my women like I like Raistlin Majere, unknown, so good for one-night-stands. Hah! Shove your Wikipedia articles! :P

 

 

 

Err... Wikipedia.

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I like my women like I like Wikipedia-Shovable.Hah!

 

 

 

Pwnage.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

I c wot u did thar. :wink: :XD:

 

 

 

I like my women like I like my pwnage, they make me feel good.

 

 

 

Dragoonson... :uhh:

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I don't know what that is...

 

 

 

I like my women like I like my dragoonson...stupid I guess...I don't know what that is!

 

 

 

Trans-Siberian Orchestra

I like my women like I like my Trans-Siberian Orchestra, don't know much about it, likewise I don't know much about love.

 

 

 

By the way, Dragoonson is a member of those forums.

 

 

 

Your grandfather.

is it my grandfather or yours?

 

 

 

I like my men like I like your grandfather, senile.

 

I like my men like my grandfather, dead.

 

 

 

 

 

DRAGOONSON

is it my grandfather or yours?

 

 

 

Yours, I did use the word "your" for a reason, duh! :roll:

 

 

 

I like my man like I like Dragonsoon, fun. In non-homosexual way of course.

 

 

 

Dragon

I like my men like I like a Dragon... fiery.

 

 

 

son

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I like my women like I like my sons. Inferior to me!

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Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07

Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!

cough cough cough..... nothing for me?

 

:cry:

 

 

 

 

 

BEANS

I like my women like I like my beans. Hot and moist.

 

 

 

The BlazikenMaster are you gay? :P

 

 

 

Tuba

idiot.. no he's not.. it's not against the rules to say how you platonically like someone...

 

 

 

I like my men like I like the tuba, If I don't blow it it doesn;t make a sound.

 

[now that sounds really wrong!]

 

 

 

flute.

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I like my women like i like my flutes--I can play them all night long

 

 

 

 

 

Iraq

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Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07

Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!

idiot.. no he's not.. it's not against the rules to say how you platonically like someone...

 

I didn't know...and I wasn't assuming anything. I was asking a simple question. Freak out much?

 

 

 

I like my women like I like Iraq. Hot and threatening.

 

 

 

Donovan

I like my men like I like Donovan, I don't know who the heck they are... but they can stay far far far away from me.

 

 

 

used kitty litter

I like my men (In a homosexual way) like I like my used kitty litter - I don't. :XD:

 

 

 

Gorilla Statues.

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I like my women like i like my gargoyle statues. They keep away the devils.

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Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07

Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!

Pwnt!

 

 

 

...Stupid ads.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

I like my women like I like stupid ads.. they never seem to go away. (Means my women are loyal.) :)

 

 

 

Lawyer.

[oh man... come on.. i didnt do that bad to your modesty... and i was drunk! you were not! you took advantage of me... wildernessfreelancer!]

Yep, that's what they'll always say, LoL.

I like my women like i like my gargoyle statues. They keep away the devils.

 

 

 

he said GORILLA STATUES!

 

 

 

 

 

Lawyers?

 

I like my men like I like Lawyers, full of sh-- er... um... brainless!

 

 

 

Gorilla statues.

I like my women like I like stupid gorilla statues. They never say no!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lip Gloss

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Sorry dragoonson. :(

 

 

 

I like my women like I like my lip gloss. They smell good, they are colorful, and they feel especially good on that certain part of the body. :wink: :P

 

 

 

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