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I like my men/women like I like my...

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I like my men like I like Global Warming, not at all.

 

Dr. Pepper

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I like my women like I like my Dr. Pepper, with a kiss of cherry.

 

Lockheed AC-130.

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Seems ya stopped traffic with that one. O_o

 

I like my women like I like my Lockheed AC-130, sleek and with lots of 'fire power'.

 

Caf Pow

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It normally pauses at regular intervals.

 

I like my women like I like my Caf-Pow, gets me all revved up and makes me crash when it's done.

 

Communist Propaganda

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I like my women like I like my communist propaganda, brainwashing and sharing.

 

Calculators.

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I like my women like I like my calculators, calculating and helpful.

 

Blockbuster.

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I like my women like I like my Blockbuster, good in it's day but becoming obsolete.

 

Tobacco pipes.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my men like I like my tobacco pipes, sturdy and old fashioned.

 

almond nuts.

I like my women like I like my almonds, easy to crush and delicious.

 

Light sabers.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my men like I like my light-sabers... long, hard and multi-coloured.

I like my women like I like my nothingness, vast and expanding.

 

Goats.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my men like I like my goats.. cute.

 

sons

I like my women like I like my sons... pulled out of a vagina at birth.

 

Sexually appealing rendition.

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I guess you don't like females who were born by cesarean.

 

I like my men like I like my sexually appealing renditions.. amazing and awesome.

 

comical.

I like my women like I like Comical, witty, funny, and amazing.

 

German Accent.

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Oh wow you stalled the thread for a few days.

 

I like my women like I like my German accent, strong and uses a lot of tongue.

 

Memory stick.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

I like my women like I like my memory sticks, computer-savvy and pornpornpornporn.

 

Beer.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

i like my women like i like my beer, fizzy and shapely

 

comedy central

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I like my women like I like Comedy Central, jam packed full of laughs.

 

Necrotizing fasciitis

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I like my women like I like my Necrotizing fasciitis, over the ocean

 

Calculator

I like my men like I like my calculator.. When I push their buttons, stuff happens, and they're predictible except for large numbers where I'm not really expecting anything but really want them to just get the answer right.. and if they don't get the answer right.. then I'd change the batteries... or throw them out...

 

Justin Bieber.

I like my women like I like Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber.

 

 

(I don't think a comma is the right punctuation...)

I like my women like I like my commas being used incorrectly, knowing but still not caring and continuing to use them the way I always have.

 

Poker.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my cats. There when I need them.

 

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

Oh and dead in 20 years.

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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I like my men dead in 20 years.

 

AK 47

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