teh_soldier Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb, and sex is fun!". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large * that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her Little person friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very dangerous when cold. But then something ate Frodo up. It was some giant naked bear, that liked beans on cold toast with glue attached. Frodo was regurgitated when he found a pshyco called 'Andr̮̩̉̉ Wallnut'. He tied his laces with strings made by a cow named Bobbyjohn Jr. The cow went towards pixie (i got board by here going up) shrinks and said "Blimey, I LOVE NUTS!". Funnily enough, nuts were cooked with even more nuts and covered in delicious nut alcohol. He quickly became drunk and disordely and accidentally made a very big pile of mustard. Upon closer examination, it appeared to have a tiny fire giant trapped with a gardenhoe bought from B&Q in a nutshell and it was on clearance today. Then everybody died, except for the panda with a mohok on his Partially balding head. Suddenly a man impersonated the one moose that liked cherry berry pie. And gota machinegun, shot his pet and got a gold plated toilet and pooped for five days straight! Afterwards she decided to jump in a vat of acid and then a rat came she killed it and murdered the squirell's pet peanut. THE END HA! Just joking. Then a monkey from small Inpanema said, "hi my name is Aaaaaaaaaaaa. You get outta the toilet and fight like a squrat or else i will be forced to burp loudly. At that he pulled out his rabbit-smithed carrot bazookato shoot the monkey, BANG!!! Then the slimy bogie shot up into orbit around your mommas head who then ate the monkey. After committing-suicide so monkey was buried alive. A ketchup bottle from outer space suddenly plumeted into a sink full-of potatos, killer potatos a potato ate a king monkey in a volcano full of water and nitro-glycerine. A person comitted suicide and sadly he died much teribaly but whoares his uncle had visited beautiful lady he died because his heart fell of the smart giant lard tub of flaming oblivion And the panda Sued Disney for bugs-bunny, but they sued her for being a the panda discovered FatJoe who tryed to hide under a rock tryed to hide under a rock but got... attacked by bugs giant killer bugs that barked loudly farted on cats and made gas that smelt cheesy they killed him However, this was how they rencarnated And swallowed dogs and cats with chubby hair attacked my grandma and almost made me a cake which looked like my dogs poop which i store in the fridge because and chubby cats that smelled like apples and pears Mucus eating rabbits with no feet ate my pig .(period) Then, a sexy rabbit hid behind the suspiscious building called "rabbits warehouse" and inside were twelve hundred pies, apple-pies containing oranges which isnt logical but is funny. Suddenly a tree was chopped down and landed on the penguins house but the penguin used an umbrella to hit a ball. it burst and spilled out onto the small kitchen floor knocking-over dr who's box,containing squirrels he called rose. she grumbled with resentment and slaped him,very,very, hard with a fish and a bone. Meanwhile, a potato was growing, exuberantly and eventually exploded and killed everyone. then and went to McDonalds to buy a pacemaker and 48 big macs but he couldnt buy a 4-piece-chicken-select because he was a vegan With a disease called very weird virus. It was still named Big Bob. When suddenly with a loud BANG! and small dogs..i like beans.. Back to reality, I finally understood why i could copy and paste on my computer. But then forgot to buy some tasty monkey faeces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escape5 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb, and sex is fun!". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large * that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her Little person friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very dangerous when cold. But then something ate Frodo up. It was some giant naked bear, that liked beans on cold toast with glue attached. Frodo was regurgitated when he found a pshyco called 'Andr̮̩̉̉ Wallnut'. He tied his laces with strings made by a cow named Bobbyjohn Jr. The cow went towards pixie (i got board by here going up) shrinks and said "Blimey, I LOVE NUTS!". Funnily enough, nuts were cooked with even more nuts and covered in delicious nut alcohol. He quickly became drunk and disordely and accidentally made a very big pile of mustard. Upon closer examination, it appeared to have a tiny fire giant trapped with a gardenhoe bought from B&Q in a nutshell and it was on clearance today. Then everybody died, except for the panda with a mohok on his Partially balding head. Suddenly a man impersonated the one moose that liked cherry berry pie. And gota machinegun, shot his pet and got a gold plated toilet and pooped for five days straight! Afterwards she decided to jump in a vat of acid and then a rat came she killed it and murdered the squirell's pet peanut. THE END HA! Just joking. Then a monkey from small Inpanema said, "hi my name is Aaaaaaaaaaaa. You get outta the toilet and fight like a squrat or else i will be forced to burp loudly. At that he pulled out his rabbit-smithed carrot bazookato shoot the monkey, BANG!!! Then the slimy bogie shot up into orbit around your mommas head who then ate the monkey. After committing-suicide so monkey was buried alive. A ketchup bottle from outer space suddenly plumeted into a sink full-of potatos, killer potatos a potato ate a king monkey in a volcano full of water and nitro-glycerine. A person comitted suicide and sadly he died much teribaly but whoares his uncle had visited beautiful lady he died because his heart fell of the smart giant lard tub of flaming oblivion And the panda Sued Disney for bugs-bunny, but they sued her for being a the panda discovered FatJoe who tryed to hide under a rock tryed to hide under a rock but got... attacked by bugs giant killer bugs that barked loudly farted on cats and made gas that smelt cheesy they killed him However, this was how they rencarnated And swallowed dogs and cats with chubby hair attacked my grandma and almost made me a cake which looked like my dogs poop which i store in the fridge because and chubby cats that smelled like apples and pears Mucus eating rabbits with no feet ate my pig .(period) Then, a sexy rabbit hid behind the suspiscious building called "rabbits warehouse" and inside were twelve hundred pies, apple-pies containing oranges which isnt logical but is funny. Suddenly a tree was chopped down and landed on the penguins house but the penguin used an umbrella to hit a ball. it burst and spilled out onto the small kitchen floor knocking-over dr who's box,containing squirrels he called rose. she grumbled with resentment and slaped him,very,very, hard with a fish and a bone. Meanwhile, a potato was growing, exuberantly and eventually exploded and killed everyone. then and went to McDonalds to buy a pacemaker and 48 big macs but he couldnt buy a 4-piece-chicken-select because he was a vegan With a disease called very weird virus. It was still named Big Bob. When suddenly with a loud BANG! and small dogs..i like beans.. Back to reality, I finally understood why i could copy and paste on my computer. But then forgot to buy some tasty monkey faeces. But who really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 (every tenth person copy it otherwise its stupid...) likes toothpaste, not http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabrerokz Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:20 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please copy and paste the entire story ever so often with the words that were added. It's a lot more fun to see what the story turned out like when you read it all the way through There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb, and sex is fun!". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large * that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her Little person friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very dangerous when cold. But then something ate Frodo up. It was some giant naked bear, that liked beans on cold toast with glue attached. Frodo was regurgitated when he found a pshyco called 'Andr̮̩̉̉ Wallnut'. He tied his laces with strings made by a cow named Bobbyjohn Jr. The cow went towards pixie (i got board by here going up) shrinks and said "Blimey, I LOVE NUTS!". Funnily enough, nuts were cooked with even more nuts and covered in delicious nut alcohol. He quickly became drunk and disordely and accidentally made a very big pile of mustard. Upon closer examination, it appeared to have a tiny fire giant trapped with a gardenhoe bought from B&Q in a nutshell and it was on clearance today. Then everybody died, except for the panda with a mohok on his Partially balding head. Suddenly a man impersonated the one moose that liked cherry berry pie. And gota machinegun, shot his pet and got a gold plated toilet and pooped for five days straight! Afterwards she decided to jump in a vat of acid and then a rat came she killed it and murdered the squirell's pet peanut. THE END HA! Just joking. Then a monkey from small Inpanema said, "hi my name is Aaaaaaaaaaaa. You get outta the toilet and fight like a squrat or else i will be forced to burp loudly. At that he pulled out his rabbit-smithed carrot bazookato shoot the monkey, BANG!!! Then the slimy bogie shot up into orbit around your mommas head who then ate the monkey. After committing-suicide so monkey was buried alive. A ketchup bottle from outer space suddenly plumeted into a sink full-of potatos, killer potatos a potato ate a king monkey in a volcano full of water and nitro-glycerine. A person comitted suicide and sadly he died much teribaly but whoares his uncle had visited beautiful lady he died because his heart fell of the smart giant lard tub of flaming oblivion And the panda Sued Disney for bugs-bunny, but they sued her for being a the panda discovered FatJoe who tryed to hide under a rock tryed to hide under a rock but got... attacked by bugs giant killer bugs that barked loudly farted on cats and made gas that smelt cheesy they killed him However, this was how they rencarnated And swallowed dogs and cats with chubby hair attacked my grandma and almost made me a cake which looked like my dogs poop which i store in the fridge because and chubby cats that smelled like apples and pears Mucus eating rabbits with no feet ate my pig .(period) Then, a sexy rabbit hid behind the suspiscious building called "rabbits warehouse" and inside were twelve hundred pies, apple-pies containing oranges which isnt logical but is funny. Suddenly a tree was chopped down and landed on the penguins house but the penguin used an umbrella to hit a ball. it burst and spilled out onto the small kitchen floor knocking-over dr who's box,containing squirrels he called rose. she grumbled with resentment and slaped him,very,very, hard with a fish and a bone. Meanwhile, a potato was growing, exuberantly and eventually exploded and killed everyone. then and went to McDonalds to buy a pacemaker and 48 big macs but he couldnt buy a 4-piece-chicken-select because he was a vegan With a disease called very weird virus. It was still named Big Bob. When suddenly with a loud BANG! and small dogs..i like beans.. Back to reality, I finally understood y ppl do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Back to reality, I finally understood why i could copy and paste on my computer. But then forgot to buy some tasty monkey faeces. But who really likes toothpaste, not me thats for http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cloud_nz23 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 rudimentary lathe of <~[ FLAME_ON!! ]~>on/off RSplayer since 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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archimage_a Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 The Praying Squirrel http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]cch he wote and he went Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bull912000 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Archimage A once again enters Varrock Libaray. He is well known by the Curator who, each time, greets him and gives him the desired scroll. Then he sets down his Halberd on the side of the Podium, takes up his worn quill and many times repaired well, and turns word to story, again. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop111 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Bull you are aware that you arent playing correctly? To continue.... said the man Isn't it lovely how having an opinion makes you hated around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wunderwuman Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]cch he wote and he went to a resteurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shade_bandyt Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]cch he wote and he went to a resteurant. He ordered pudding Are you a member with a full bank and cancelling your subscription? Are you an F2P player that wants more bank space? Check out my guide on Going to F2P with a full bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]cch he wote and he went to a resteurant. He ordered pudding and some cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dorkvader Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]cch he wote and he went to a resteurant. He ordered pudding and some cheese. but the cheese must've been bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dorkvader Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]cch he wote and he went to a resteurant. He ordered pudding and some cheese. but the cheese must've been bad beacause there was some mold on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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