Pro: Portable and tasty

Con: Relatively expensive

 

Acne

Pros: Prevents you from developing wrinkles

Cons: every other damn thing about it

 

hot sauce

Pro: Usually pretty tasty

Con: It's [bleep]ing hot

 

The number 28

Pro: Its divisible by 7, so its lucky

Con: Its a little more than 2 dozen and a little less than 30, so its a rather odd number

 

White rice!

Pro: Pretty tasty

Con: Less healthy than brown rice

 

Instant forks

Pros: The convenience.

 

Cons: They make you look lazy or poor.

 

 

Wrestling matches held in an aquarium (using oxygen tanks).

Pro: Maxes suplexes easier

Con: You move a lot slower

 

Magic

Pros: Can kick lots of ass.

Cons: Can your ass a lot.

 

Maids.

Pro: They clean shit for you

Con: They're expensive

 

Index fingers

Pros: Important for poking or blame-game situations.

Cons: Not as important as the thumb or middle finger.

 

 

War.

Pro: Kills people

Con: Very expensive

 

Watches

Pro: A reliable time telling device.

Con: Leaves a tan line.

 

Guacamole.

Pros: Easy to make.

Cons: Unsure. I never tried it.

 

 

Hospitals.

Pro: filled with nurses you can tear up

 

Con: you may be gay

 

 

Cotton candy

Pros: Tasty.

Cons: Sticky.

 

Facebook.

Pro: Helps you keep in touch with childhood friends and relatives

Con: Used improperly it becomes the biggest pile of time wasting shit on the internet

 

Animuu

Pros: A lot of variety when it comes to genres so it can cater to everyone's needs.

Cons: Explicit themes that depict morrally incorrect situations and is allowed to get away with it due to there not being a victim.

 

Snuggies

Pro: Warm

Con: Blatant copy

 

Nails

Pros: Hammer's best friend.

Cons: Hammer's murder accomplice.

 

Ramen.

Pros: Tasty, cheap, easy

Con: Unhealthy

 

Long hair

Pro: Can look good and shiny

Con: Pain to take care of

 

Higher education

Pro: Knowledge is powah!

Con: Expensive

 

Grease fires

Pro: Fun to watch and listen to.

Con: Probably quite dangerous.

 

Snipers.

Pro: Kill speople

Con: Smelly and moist

 

Wii

Pro: Fun when in a group environment.

Cons: Lots of shitty single player games, so not competitive.

 

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