Pro: Fancy.

Con: Very flammable.

 

Automobiles.

Pro: convenient.

Con: turrible for the environment.

 

Potted plants

Pro: They can live if you water them enough.

Con: If you break the pot, they won't.

 

The ability to walk in air.

Pro: Everyone can do it

Con: Carbon Dioxide is a baby and gets mad every time someone touches it

 

Being the brother of this game's poster.

Pro: You can tell him you were a good brother by posting in his game.

Con: He probably doesn't care.

 

Riding the train.

Pro: cheaper than planes

Con: Generally more smelly people than planes.

 

having your sister mistaken for your brother

Pro: Goon feels silly for making such a goofy mistake.

Con: Goon tends to go on murderous rampages when he feels silly.

 

The movie Army of Darkness.

Pros: It's probably got lots of fighting and violence in it.

Cons: I've never heard of it so I don't know what it's about.

 

Being topless.

Pro: It's nice on a hot day.

Con: People be seein' yo nips.

 

Gargoyles.

Pro: They have excellent drops.

Con: Too bad they require high slayer level to kill them.

 

Dragon platebody.

Pro: Still worth a substantial amount of money after all these years.

Cons: Not the best armour around.

 

Dungeoneering.

Pros: Great rewards if you do it

Cons: Takes a long time which can be used instead for real life activities.

 

Clans

Pros: The communities can be fun. It gives you something extra to do

Cons: It can take up a lot of your time

 

Masturbation

Pros: Makes you feel good

Cons: Makes you feel bad

 

13 Invisible Mice

Pros: Like three blind mice, except they can see and there are 13 of 'em.

Cons: They'd scare the shit out of you when they touch you.

 

Pencils

Pro: No batteries

Con: No interface

 

Pens!

Pro: Fancier than pencils

Con: Permanent

 

Circles

Pro: no sharp corners

Con: Least efficient packing of any regular geometric shape

 

Magnets

Pro: They can be floaty and stuff.

Con: Nobody knows how they work.

 

Adolf Hitler

Pro: he united the world

Con: He was kind of a jerk

 

Family Guy

Pro: It's the best comedy show in my opinion at least.

Con: It uses too many inappropriate jokes, even a big fan like myself can admit that.

 

Being an idiot and openly admitting it.

Pro: Admitting it

Con: Being an idiot

 

Internet Explorer

Pro: Good for a laugh

Con: Pretty terrible browser... slow, dumb features, and obsolete

 

Candles

Pro: They smell and look pretty

Con: Not a very good source of light

 

The Empire State Building

Pro: It was the tallest building in the world when it was built, and for a long time afterwards

Con: The interior design was shitty because all they cared about was making it tall... consequently it has a huge amount of vacant space.

 

bottled water