Pros: Compact and tastes nice on hot chocolate.

Cons: Goes off quickly.

 

Disposable nipples.

Pros: Disposable, easy to clean

Cons: They're disposable nipples...

 

Star_in_the_sky

Pros: Awesome.

Cons: What cons? :^o

 

Grilled cheese sandiwches,

Pro: Cheesy, warm, nice and delicious

Con: Cheesy to the extreme sometimes.

 

People who text you all the time

Pro: Makes you feel important.

Cons: Can get tad annoying as discussion value dissolves.

 

HUGE ASS LETTERS.

Pros: Catch attention, hard to miss

Cons: can be annoying, and harder to miss.

 

Annoying people.

Pro: None.

Con: They're annoying.

 

The term "'nuff said."

Pros: Short, to the point

Cons: Can be annoying depending on the subject and certain other factors.

 

BTMF

Pro: It's me.

Con: I'm not gonna rate myself.

 

Being in invisible mode.

Pro: you can spy on stuff :rolleyes:

Con: none could see how hot you are =P

 

Living Under a rock.

Pros: No-one bothers you.

Cons: You often behind with the news.

 

Tennis balls.

Pros: Can break windows with them.

Cons: I despise the texture and I hate tennis.

 

Tetanus.

Pros: Can break windows with them.

Cons: I despise the texture and I hate tennis.

 

Tetanus.

 

PROS: You'll get pity points from your family

CONS: you have [bleep]ing tetanus

 

socks with too many holes

Pro: Cosplay as famous hobos.

Cons: It likely means you are an actual hobo.

 

Whipped cream.

Pros: It's delicious when put on hot chocolate and body parts such as the appendix.

Cons: It can go off and sometimes tastes sickly.

 

Bandanas.

Pro: It can be cool wearing them.

Con: They don't serve much more purpose.

 

Ice cube maker.

Pros: It makes ice cubes fresh and ready to use

Cons: It makes to many ice cubes sometimes.

 

ASOIAF

Pro: Acronyms are convenient

Cons: The newer ones are harder than shit to understand.

 

Silk gloves.

Pro: They feel soft

Con: They are really expensive

 

 

 

Velour clothing.

Pros: Sounds comfortable.

Cons: Sounds expensive.

 

Classic headphones.

Pro: Better sound if you invest in good ones.

Con: Better ones require research and more money. Oh, and mine look dorky on me.

 

Being the only person in your house awake at night... except for your cats, of course

Pros: Annoying family cannot irritate you with their idiotic chatter.

Cons: Cats feel the need to discuss things with you.

 

Stoicism.

Pros: You can deceive people.

Cons: You can be misunderstood.

 

Experiments on animals.

Pros: Science benefits.

Cons: There are more humans, who are far more expendable. Also that rabbit would fit better in my stomach.

 

Space science.

Pros: Knowing a lot about it could be useful.

Cons: But you need to do a lot of research to know a lot about it.

 

Having a magical gun that has endless bullets and always teleports back to your pocket.