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Alpha Koldes - The great Purple Phat Hoax! Check it out!

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Only a couple small updates, have been doing slayer lately, not working too too hard on the 24m goal.

 

 

 

Did get a few things though:

 

 

 

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A little dagannoth slaying..

 

 

 

And that spear was nice, but..

 

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So for this update, that's about 5m, bringing the total to 15muv5.png

 

 

 

I also tried for my firecape three times last night.

 

 

 

First time I d/c'd on wave 58/

 

Second time I brought wayyyy too many brews and not enough restores, ran out of prayer on the 360 180/ 180 wave (here's a picture:

 

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Third time I got to jad, did awful on the prayers and he ripped me up.

 

 

 

Gonna try again once or twice more today.

 

 

 

That's all for now !

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Man, I really do love Runescape, and I'm sure if it was a real person I would of asked it to marry me by now.

Hawt spear drop mate :P And yeah, you will get that cape the next time, don't you worry. I can't wait for you to scream you got it :XD:

 

 

 

-Demon

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Just died at gargoyles.. long story short, I was under the impression the game would log you out if you didn't move or anything.. Full HP, went to grab some soda...

 

 

 

Came back to see myself dying, ran back as fast as I could, there was a guy there named Zakirsd or something, he said he didnt see anything, and he would give it back if he did...

 

 

 

Lost:

 

Slayer mask, warrior ring, whip, obsidian cape, dragon boots, guthan helm, and guthan spear.

 

 

 

I have a spare slayer mask and obsidian cape already, but going to dip into my DFS resources for the rest of the stuff... since I'm a freaking MORON and misunderstood RS' log out procedure...

 

 

 

Anyway, buying everything back right now, looks like it's gonna be a good 8m or so... pretty bummed, but it's my own fault.. Time to get the stuff and go back to what I was doing..

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Man, I really do love Runescape, and I'm sure if it was a real person I would of asked it to marry me by now.

dw you'll bounce back pretty easily. Good luck on your goals!

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Hey thanks, yeah, I know I'll be fine - just felt pretty stupid.

 

 

 

Sold some things, didn't really have to dip into my DFS funds.

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Man, I really do love Runescape, and I'm sure if it was a real person I would of asked it to marry me by now.

:thumbsup: Gl on df shield. :thumbsup:

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

alpha ur so lucky!!!! :o and i g2g cya :thumbsup:

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

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The great Purple Phat Hoax!

 

 

 

Hey guys - been doing some slayer, so haven't really had a chance for updates towards my DFS, but I have an even better update for ya!

 

 

 

Past week or two, I've been using the "unofficial vent" server, hosted by Magus, hanging out and making friends in there. It's really fun playing RS while talking on mics, and we've created some pretty good friendships.

 

 

 

Such good friendships.. that perhaps a practical joke is in order?

 

 

 

Ego Scorpion is a friend of mine, known for having multiple party hat sets. We came up with the idea that he was going to "give me a purple phat for free" - and we obviously announced this over vent.

 

 

 

I figured this was prime time to get back at people (since we all make fun of eachother) so Ego and I devised a plan.

 

 

 

I went to his world (since a few of the guys in vent have me and him both on their friends list, and for it to look real, we had to obviously trade on the same world.)

 

 

 

I geared myself up, took a deep breath, PM'd ego for the signal when to erupt.

 

 

 

He says in vent "well there you go buddy!" and "start squeeling" in game...and I start flipping out.

 

 

 

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Talking really fast and just jumping all over the place. I'd like to think I had some half decent amatuer acting skills!

 

 

 

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Everyone starting going "you're so lucky!" to me over and over, insulting me and begging/whining off Ego and I immediatly in vent! It was so amazing, everyone was happy for me but still really mad and jealous (as would I be, if someone decided to give someone 170m for no reason RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!).

 

 

 

I then took a picture of myself, and sent it to Ego. Since I obviously don't own a Purple Phat, he photoshopped it for me and sent it back!

 

 

 

 

 

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He didn't do it correctly, as you can see here, so I had to send it back to him! He fixed it and then sent it back to me..

 

 

 

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I then posted the comment in vent, just to hear more groans.. One of the guys even logged off vent because he was so disgusted.

 

 

 

This went on for a few more minutes, until Ego and I eventually spilled the beans. A friend of ours Hermon, through the whole joke, told Ego that if he was pulling a prank, he'd give him 100k.

 

 

 

After the beans were spilt, Hermon went through with his word, and ego even gave me half of our "earnings"!

 

 

 

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That was so much fun ! Thanks for being such a good sport everyone!

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Man, I really do love Runescape, and I'm sure if it was a real person I would of asked it to marry me by now.

i knew it was lies! :P

 

poor trinox, he still doesnt know that it was fake :wink:

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Nice, I am gunna start followin you areound

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The corp beast, is, well, just a corp beast. He doesnt even have any friends.

[spoiler=Other Quotes]tbh idk why this makes me laugh so hard

All DFS threads turn into efficiency flame wars >.>

>OP asks "why use DFS?"

>everyone says "there is no reason"

>someone says "stop bashing people who use DFS, efficiency troll ass clown"

>thread is now a flame fest

 

omg share?!?!?!?!?!?!??! :o Hehe, well, now you know you can go into theater/acting if college doesn't work out for you. :wink:

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