Death_Hippy Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 If you play an online game that you enjoy, there's one surefire way to spoil the experience: read the forums on the official site. There you will find a vast underworld of lost souls keening their misery onto your screen. A game you thought was entertaining, well-balanced and attractive will be torn apart before your very eyes and pronounced lacking in every conceivable way. It doesn't matter that the complainers spend as much time on the game as you do, and probably more. While they may disagree on the nature of the flaws, they are united in agreement that whatever those flaws may be, they are unforgivable. Herewith then, a guide to the deranged, degraded inhabitants of the forums. You cannot defeat them, they provide precious little experience, but if they get their claws on you, they may turn you into one of their own. (The Power Craver) Wants only one thing -- more power with less effort. Any downgrade in power is infuriating. Any upgrade is insufficient. Sample Quote: "I can't believe they nerfed the pillar of lava spell! How am I supposed to kill twelve ogres at once now?" Punishment: Forced to admit that no matter how powerful in the game, still works as a cashier at Kroger in real life. (The Magical Realist) Doesn't understand what a "game" is. Constantly makes arguments based on what would be "realistic," even if the game is set in a fantasy world run by wizards and pixies. Sample Quote: "You can't tell me a Mondlagarian Tiger Warrior is stronger than a Swamp Troll. That just doesn't make sense!" Punishment: Sent back to kindergarten for remedial make-believe classes. (The Majority Stockholder) Seems to believe that $15 a month buys you a seat on the board of directors. Doesn't realize that a hundred thousand other people are ponying up the same amount. Sample Quote: "I've e-mailed the developers several times telling them that Fire Paladins should have the axe-throwing skill. They haven't changed it, but they're still taking my money!." Punishment: Forced to work customer service for an online game company. (The Emancipator) Sees the game as a titanic struggle between the evil expressive developers and the poor, downtrodden gamers. The evidence? Every rule and limitation in the game. Sample Quote: "I don't see why I have to complete quests to get epic weapons! If I want my second-level Bumblefur Bard to wield the Deathsword of Arat'rak'k'k'k, that's my right! Quit telling me how to play!" Punishment: Sent to Sudan to experience first-hand what oppression actually feels like. (The Eternal Quitter) Just comes on the forum to let everyone know he's quitting for good and to spend a dozen paragraphs explaining why. Then does it again three months later. Sample Quote: "For real, this time." Punishment: Forced to actually quit. (One-Issue Poster) Only has one complaint, but posts about it 15 times a day. This is because nobody else cares. Sample Quote: "THE LAVENDER STARBELT IS ACTUALLY PERIWINKLE!!!! WHY DON'T THEY FIX THIS??!!!?!" Punishment: Lavender Starbelt changed to lilac. (The Lifestyler) Wants a bunch of cosmetic changes to a single type of character. Exhibits an eerie level of identification with said character. Sample Quote: "The Pastry Elves' laugh should be less bubbly and more tinkly. Our giggle should remind you of gazing at the stars as a child, and our smile should make you think of the taste of honey on a cool spring morning." Punishment: Character icon replaced with accurate photograph of self. (The Deathmonger) Main complaint about the game is that you can't kill everything. Secondary complaint is that the things you can kill don't suffer enough. Sample Quote: "Why can't I make the baker watch me kill his wife and child, then force-feed their flesh to him until his stomach bursts? What is this, Barbie's Horse Adventure?" Punishment: To be determined, pending DNA analysis of freezer contents. Found this on a site...some of this reminds me of you guys. Especially the Emancipator. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajutze Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=723 ... punishment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayjest Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 It's good, but I saw it before about a week ago. Goals to get my skills back up to a barely respectable level on the high scores: Currently going for Bone to Peaches spell. It's amazing how boring doing the same repetitive task is! Stupid MTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryto Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Seen this before on these forums. When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~Jonathan SwiftWebsite Updates/Corrections here. WE APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT! Crewbie's Missions!Contributor of the Day!Thanks to artists: Destro3979, Guthix121, Shivers21, and Unoalexi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death_Hippy Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=723330&highlight=punishment Now I remember where I found that site...I thought I bookmarked it before coming to this site...well, I'll double check next time. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erichermit Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I loved it! Love the 'k'k'k'k'k'k'k'k'k'k on the "Deathsword" Do you hate Wyverns or Warped Terrorbirds? Think again! Misunderstood Monsters!Want to become a Champion of Champions like I once was? Champion Scroll Guide!Feeling Bored? List of Sidequests Rare Drops: Dragon Sq Half : 1, Dragon Med : 2, Dragon Claws : 2, Dragon Legs : 1, Dragon Boots : 60+, Granite Legs: 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahatoby Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 That's funny.....IMO,there's always some players of this kind in every MMORPG.......so it is important for us to know how to get along with them. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwreeTak Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 :lol: , nice find. Made me laugh :D :thumbsup: Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezz Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Haha! :D So true... [insert birds flying in a circle here]Yes, that sig was annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angela123 Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 LOL, it is so funny, I like it....... \ --------------------------------- Welcome to my BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon_lord Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Lol, I used to think Runescape was flawless when I first started playing. Then I found out about fansites and their forums. :lol: The problem is that if you try defending what everyone else is unhappy about you get a free one-way ticket to Flameville. :shame: Flameville. Population: noobs Pretty much what Dragon said.Thread terminated.I guess that means I'm the thread Terminator? No Tip.Iters were harmed in the making of this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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