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Strangest thing your ever friends said?


Demeige

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ok i got a few....

 

 

 

friend: PARTY!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me and friends: WOO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(same 3x or 4x)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then me and a couple friends going to a movie and were at the top:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friend: I'll suck your !......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Standing at break:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friend: Dude, if i was a girl i'd so do you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Middle of a lam class:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: jack, your mom is so effin hot, i would do her

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jack: your stupid man my moms a stupid fat bit47, shes so easy

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my brother used to say wierd things all the time, I cna't really give examples because i would have to explain a lot of things. But it was just all the small things that he said and how he said it that made it funny

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"I felt my balls drop last night"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

omg! i was drinking tea when i read that... just about spit it out... im tempting to quote that.. but that would seem like it happend to you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just write Futurama's Friend :P

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"Does pornos have surround sound?"

Off topic: but do pornos have soundtracks? That quote made me curious.

This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.

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Me and my friend was on our way to the local store then we saw a man on wheelchair.

 

 

 

Then my friend said: "Look,that man has broken his arm."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Had the guy in the wheelchair also broken his arm? I dont find this funny? Maybe im missing something here?

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"I have a clean butt."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Two men can't have kids."

 

 

 

"Yet."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friends have said things much funnier than either of those, but most of them would require too much explaining.

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"Does pornos have surround sound?"

Off topic: but do pornos have soundtracks? That quote made me curious.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yepp. I have a slightly perverted friend that has a couple of records with porn music. And she also has the classic album where there is the sounds of a man and a woman making love with a guy playing drums in the background.

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Me and my friend was on our way to the local store then we saw a man on wheelchair.

 

 

 

Then my friend said: "Look,that man has broken his arm."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Had the guy in the wheelchair also broken his arm? I dont find this funny? Maybe im missing something here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He has broken his foot and the wheelchair was electric...

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Me and my friend was on our way to the local store then we saw a man on wheelchair.

 

 

 

Then my friend said: "Look,that man has broken his arm."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Had the guy in the wheelchair also broken his arm? I dont find this funny? Maybe im missing something here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He has broken his foot and the wheelchair was electric...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess this is one of those "you had to be there" moments. :roll:

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