fatherdeath Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 ok i got a few.... friend: PARTY! me and friends: WOO! (same 3x or 4x) Then me and a couple friends going to a movie and were at the top: Friend: I'll suck your !...... Standing at break: Friend: Dude, if i was a girl i'd so do you me:.... Middle of a lam class: me: jack, your mom is so effin hot, i would do her jack: your stupid man my moms a stupid fat bit47, shes so easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futurama Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 "I felt my balls drop last night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 "I felt my balls drop last night" OMFG! i was drinking tea when i read that... just about spit it out... im tempting to quote that.. but that would seem like it happend to you... Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 my brother used to say wierd things all the time, I cna't really give examples because i would have to explain a lot of things. But it was just all the small things that he said and how he said it that made it funny - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futurama Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 "I felt my balls drop last night" omg! i was drinking tea when i read that... just about spit it out... im tempting to quote that.. but that would seem like it happend to you... just write Futurama's Friend :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnacleboy5 Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Me and my friend was on our way to the local store then we saw a man on wheelchair. Then my friend said: "Look,that man has broken his arm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logic-is-overrated Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 "Does pornos have surround sound?"Off topic: but do pornos have soundtracks? That quote made me curious. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 Me and my friend was on our way to the local store then we saw a man on wheelchair. Then my friend said: "Look,that man has broken his arm." Had the guy in the wheelchair also broken his arm? I dont find this funny? Maybe im missing something here? Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astralinre Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 "I have a clean butt." "Two men can't have kids." "Yet." My friends have said things much funnier than either of those, but most of them would require too much explaining. "In so far as I am Man I am the chief of creatures. In so far as I am a man I am the chief of sinners." - G.K. Chesterton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking-Loon Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 "Does pornos have surround sound?"Off topic: but do pornos have soundtracks? That quote made me curious. Yepp. I have a slightly perverted friend that has a couple of records with porn music. And she also has the classic album where there is the sounds of a man and a woman making love with a guy playing drums in the background. A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have small purple pet elephants named Jack. Put this in your sig if you are one of the 8% who like to do the fandango on Wednesday afternoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnacleboy5 Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Me and my friend was on our way to the local store then we saw a man on wheelchair. Then my friend said: "Look,that man has broken his arm." Had the guy in the wheelchair also broken his arm? I dont find this funny? Maybe im missing something here? He has broken his foot and the wheelchair was electric... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Me and my friend was on our way to the local store then we saw a man on wheelchair. Then my friend said: "Look,that man has broken his arm." Had the guy in the wheelchair also broken his arm? I dont find this funny? Maybe im missing something here? He has broken his foot and the wheelchair was electric... I guess this is one of those "you had to be there" moments. :roll: Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobeman8 Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 I like boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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