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I know we all have a couple of nutjobs that we hang out with and they say the most bizarre things sometimes. Post your funniest/stranges lines your friend say.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of my friend's constantly puts this on her away message: "Emo kids dance in rainbow underpants?" and it tickles my funny bone for some reason.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then me and this girl I constantly see in the hallway between classes have this little way of greeting each other...it's like...

 

 

 

Her: You da hoe

 

 

 

Me: I da hoe

 

 

 

Her: like the potato!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then she like slaps her thighs and goes into a laughing fit 8) Yes, I'm lame I know.

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Me and my friend were waiting for the computer lab to open in my high school, around 4 other kids were there with us then suddenly he (my friend) went, out of nowhere, "This guy's built." We were like, "Wth?" Then he said, "I said, that guy is built, I mean look at him." I looked at the guy he was talking about then I told him, "Don't worry, he's gay." Then they left lmao.

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This might sound nasty but my friend actually said this to me

 

 

 

"Do you shave your pubes"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oMg, leik how could he!!11oneone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm, I have alot of weird friends, and my weird friends say alot of weird stuff. One friend pointed to his head and said, Niklas (my real name) I have a [developmentally delayed] in here with a sad face. And the best part about it is that he wasn't joking. :?

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This might sound nasty but my friend actually said this to me

 

 

 

"Do you shave your pubes"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you a guy or a girl? lol

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We have a lot of stupid things, I had the burping to the beat thing uploaded last time, we had a good laugh with that, one of my firends was beatboxing and we were burping on the beat. Most of the time we act like we're gangsters and talk stupid for fun, with my other friends we do other things, more 'intelligent' humor. Can't really remember any quotes or something.

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Yesterday a couple of my friends were talking about why males don't go to the restroom together and why every female acts and dresses like a [bleep].

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'i only like wearing a dress on a saturday' :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Off topic, but I find your sig hilarious. Have you been mistaken for a 'hollaback girl' before?

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'i only like wearing a dress on a saturday' :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Off topic, but I find your sig hilarious. Have you been mistaken for a 'hollaback girl' before?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P Yahh :wink:

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We were sitting in class, and this conversation started.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Dude. Chicklets.

 

 

 

Friend: Totally dude!

 

 

 

Me: Yeah, you get like 50 packs for sale at Halloween and pop them all in your mouth... Then your saliva turns red and green...

 

 

 

Friend: And you're sitting there going "AAAAAWWWW THE FLAAAAAAVUUUHHHZZZZZZZ"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was just so stupid...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then there's that lame joke "How does an elephant go on a date?" then you put your arm to your nose like a trunk and go "Wanna go ona daaaate?"

 

 

 

We took that to a new level...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: How does an elephant flip you off? *puts arm to nose* Hey, I'ma flip you off!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most of the time me and my friends are really random, which results in pretty awesome conversations. ;P

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Me and a couple of friends was at a party one one of them was pretty drunk and wanted to trie a new pick up line... I seriously dont know what he was thinking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He- Do you have a brother?

 

 

 

She- Yes.

 

 

 

He- Is he fat?

 

 

 

She- Silent for a while then walks away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another "friend":

 

 

 

"Im not a nazi, I just symphatise with the SS"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of my teachers:

 

 

 

"Does pornos have surround sound?"

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My friend was doing his math homework during class and he says

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friend: What's bigger, one fifth, or one half?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: one fifth *sarcasticly*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Friend writes it down*

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My ditz of a friend once said "This waters wet!!" after i doused her with my drinkbottle...

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i was standing out side with a friend b4 school started. it was about 16C that day and i was very tired.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

her: its so cold, and im tired

 

 

 

me:yea, im pretty... (what i meant to say was im pretty cold not to mention tired to)

 

 

 

her: huh?

 

 

 

ME: ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i think my brain still hadnt defrosted at that point.

 

 

 

to this day (it happened about 1yr ago) its still brought up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(edit: fixed up typo)

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Then there's that lame joke "How does an elephant go on a date?" then you put your arm to your nose like a trunk and go "Wanna go ona daaaate?"

 

 

 

We took that to a new level...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: How does an elephant flip you off? *puts arm to nose* Hey, I'ma flip you off!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pahahaha! Oooh I'm so gonna try that next weekend :P

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Ok... this is really gonna sound grose maybe...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok i came out of the doorway last night (my best friend was sleeping over) and asked my friend if he wanted some animal crackers. he misunderstood me, and said "no i do not want any anal crackers!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was laghing so hard!

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