An Effervescing Elephant

 

with tiny eyes and great big trunk

 

once whispered to the tiny ear

 

the ear of one inferior

 

that by next June he'd die, oh yeah!

 

because the tiger would roam.

 

The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home!

 

and every time I hear a growl

 

I'll know the tiger's on the prowl

 

and I'll be really safe, you know

 

the elephant he told me so."

 

Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!

 

and the message was spread

 

to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus

 

who wallowed in the mud and chewed

 

his spicy hippo-plankton food

 

and tended to ignore the word

 

preferring to survey a herd

 

of stupid water bison, oh yeah!

 

And all the jungle took fright,

 

and ran around for all the day and the night

 

but all in vain, because, you see,

 

the tiger came and said: "Who me?!

 

You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.

 

I'd much prefer something to chew

 

and you're all to scant." oh yeah!

 

He ate the Elephant

Huh?

 

 

 

I Dont Get It...

Spam much?

Huh?

 

 

 

I Dont Get It...

love the hate love the spam

Wow, good find!

I get it! Everyone!

 

if you read it backwards it makes sense

 

Just kidding! Made you try

I get it! Everyone!

 

if you read it backwards it makes sense

 

Just kidding! Made you try

 

 

 

Lmao... :lol:

 

 

 

But seriously, this is definetly spam. I don't think Jagex would ever make something like this, and he hasn't posted a message or anything with this.

 

 

 

Mods, lock this!!!

Wow, good find!

expalanition required :P

:o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

click it for a suprise!

I just hope the original spammer copied and pasted and didn't actually spend the time to type it out.

Locked - There's like 5+ threads devoted to summoning around, please use one of those.

 

 

 

- Unbeaten