Hulk12 Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 what are the best come backs?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 uhm? be more specifik? Portugal had a strong comeback VS England, comeback of what!? :? Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwisatz Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 If you mean insults, anything but 'Yo Moma'. Nobody cares about their mother really, but they pretend to show interest. If somebody gives you a Yo Moma, just say "I don't give a **** about a fat old haggety *****." Of course, I love my mother, but lots of people don't. handed me TWO tissues to clear up. I was like "i'm going to need a few more paper towels than that luv" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulk12 Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 someone makes fun of ya and you do a come back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeoteddybear Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 I just say "wow, your intellligence must be lacking if you can only come up with insults like that...I don't need to waste my time talking with idiots like you, goodbye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmser Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Hard to give an example with a well-explained situation... Give a situation, so we can all try ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 come backs have to be witty and immediate, not posted on forums when you've had a few minutes to think of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nik Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 dude the best commback ever has to be "im rubber and your glue anything that you say bounches off me and sticks to you" C'YEA H0'KAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_man_army Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 What a silly question, everyone knows the greatest ever comeback is : "I know you are but what am I?" :P He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nik Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 ok really.. its bugging me WTF is the point of this post? did you run out of good comebacks or soemthing? the best combacks are the ones that fit the situation, im sure you can think of your own.. really lame post.. C'YEA H0'KAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathbyape Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 If you mean insults, anything but 'Yo Moma'. Nobody cares about their mother really, but they pretend to show interest. If somebody gives you a Yo Moma, just say "I don't give a **** about a fat old haggety *****." Of course, I love my mother, but lots of people don't. "Or you can just say my mom died 5 years ago..." or something like that and start sniffeling. That always works whenever some moron says that to me :lol: As for comebacks just think of em as they come to you in the situation. Thats what I do. Lmao just use some big words and try to confuse em. Then they dont know what you said so it takes them a while to think of one. If theres a groupe of people around you say something funny about the kid so the whole groupe will be laughing at him. Thats my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulk12 Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 ok really.. its bugging me what the heck is the point of this post? did you run out of good comebacks or soemthing? the best combacks are the ones that fit the situation, im sure you can think of your own.. really lame post.. The point of this post is to allow other users includeing my self a chance to view some top quality come backs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nik Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 like i said.. top qualtriy comebacks come at the time you need to come back with.. not hours before planned.. C'YEA H0'KAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianbur Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 the best comback ever is when someone says " that is rubbish" or someting like that, say "its better than you" it winds them up all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulk12 Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 like i said.. top qualtriy comebacks come at the time you need to come back with.. not hours before planned.. Your not getting it.... These arent for re-use/use on these forums there to sow other viewers funny witty come backs you have said or some one else has said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 situtation : you slept with an ugly person comeback : no i didnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulk12 Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 situation:Monty python cuts of your arm Come back:Tiss but a scratch!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 ok really.. its bugging me what the heck is the point of this post? did you run out of good comebacks or soemthing? the best combacks are the ones that fit the situation, im sure you can think of your own.. really lame post.. The point of this post is to allow other users includeing my self a chance to view some top quality come backs. basically, you can't flame for your life, so you decide to ask people to do it for you. Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulk12 Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 God people! You take everything way outta context!!!! This is just a simple thread!!! Do not blow it out of praportion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmser Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 God people! You take everything way outta context!!!! This is just a simple thread!!! Do not blow it out of praportion! All we do it point out that: 1) It's a weird post 2) It all depends on the situation, and no example was given 3) If you really want to make a 'come-back', you have to be original, witty, and fast. This wouldn't help you in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Miner Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 "Har har peener" is what i'd use. People in France have a phrase: "staircase wit." In French: esprit de l'escalier. It means that moment when you find the answer, but it's too late. Say you're at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party.... As you start down the stairway, then-magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. ThatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s the spirit of the stairway RuneScaper since 2001. Get off my lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Putter Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 "Har har peener" is what i'd use. People in France have a phrase: "staircase wit." In French: esprit de l'escalier. It means that moment when you find the answer, but it's too late. Say you're at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party.... As you start down the stairway, then-magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. ThatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s the spirit of the stairway I hate that. I never do it in front of like, a whole party, and it's never totally stupid, but I almost always say something that could have been said better. Either that, or I stumble over the words, and then It's not as funny. I hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmw Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Um, terrible post. I am picturing you as a small, junior school nerd, no affence. You are looking and asking people on the internet for dissing combacks? Come on, how lame is that :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celeste Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Rawr.. imma eat jo0 :) Formly known as TheKat146.Retired in 2003 on RSC at combat level 111 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo_cow_man Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Rawr.. imma eat jo0 :)agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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