Agunimon979 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Read the story first. No, don't fret, it won't be that long. Now I'm here at my computer watching TV and suddenly my fat (i don't care if you get offended) brother comes in (with his shirt off ew nasty). My little brother suddenly asks why he always wears pants, and I say its because his legs are stubby because he gets absolutely no exercise at all (computer nerd). So he walks over to my desk and strangles me, I start yelling because hes beating up on a kid 4 years younger than he is, then he starts strangling me more and squeezing my head and say I always start everything, which makes no sense at all. So I have to ask this. Why is it fat people are always so damn sensitive. Why must they get offended at every damn little thing that someone says to them? If a mod finds this inappropriate, whatever. If you are fat and get offended by me saying the word fat, get over it you little [kitty], this is the freaking 21st century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 What is with the influx of sibling violence threads recently? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Haha, this thread is SUCH flame bait. I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 I don't care if its flamebait everyone has these problems and its time to pull up your boots and get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Well. People are people and have personalities. When reading your story, you DID start the fight. By verbally provoking him, you caused him to attack you. You were completely in the wrong, as was he. I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 I wasnt provoking him, I just basically said that he doesn't wear shorts because his legs are stubby because he gets absolutely no exercise, which is true. The truth hurts, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I hope he sits on you. Often. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 If i walk up to a random person on the street, tell them they are fat, ugly, have bad breath, ugly hair, and no one will ever love them, is that not provoking them, even if it is the truth? Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I wasnt provoking him, I just basically said that he doesn't wear shorts because his legs are stubby because he gets absolutely no exercise, which is true. The truth hurts, I guess. Just wanted to let you know, your story doesn't make the SLIGHTEST bit of sense. Now I'm here at my computer watching TV and suddenly my fat (i don't care if you get offended) brothers comes in (with his shirt off ew nasty). My little brother suddenly asks why he always wears pants, and I say its because his legs are stubby because he gets absolutely no exercise at all (computer nerd). So he walks over to my desk and strangles me, I start yelling because hes beating up on a kid 4 years younger than he is, then he starts strangling me more and squeezing my head and say I always start everything, which makes no sense at all. I thought he was your younger brother? And by telling him he's fat is provoking him. I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 It's not just fat people I assure you, but ugly, short, etc people. You must realise it is very rude to call a stranger fat or ugly or whatever. However, as a brother, you two must of known each other all your lives and at that point he really shouldn't be giving a damn on what you say. (espically if you two hate each other like this.) I know were you're coming from and I partly agree, but do you also think that fat clerk whom you never seen before should not get offended if you call her "Tubby"? "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Some things you keep to yourself, as most people will tell you. (though the question he asked was kind of tempting) Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 Well, I never actually called him fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Well, I never actually called him fat And? You still insulted him. I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powman3 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 You, my friend, are overlooking this whole thing. People act differently. Each person has their own personality. While some may get extremely upset, others will shrug it off and continue with whatever they were doing. NO OFFENCE BUT I HOPE YOU GET FAT SO SKINNY PEOPLE CAN LAUGH AT YOU. l0l0l01o101ol Oh, and Nick has a good point. Not one I would completely agree with, but it's still reasonable. And Lenticular, too. EDIT: People, quit posting! I wanna post this already.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 The real question is if your brother is so fat and lazy how did you get beat up by him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Because fat people grow differently. Where we would normally develop a resistance to such snide comments, fat people instead develop a resistance to cholesterol and other such heart damaging effects of being fat. This is a recognised theory by scientists globally and even by some on the moon. Wikipedia agreed, dont bother them about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verminox Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 my fat (i don't care if you get offended) brothers comes in (with his shirt off ew nasty). Is he really that fat to put him into plural? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 Nadril: Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone over twice your weight? Everyone else: I don't know where you live, but where I live, everyone who is "overweight" gets offended at the slightest bit of mention. I didn't insult him, I explained why he never wore pants, and along with other people of the larger persuasion, he gets offended. However that is only an example. I'm sure you're all smart enough to have your own stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powman3 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Nadril: Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone over twice your weight? Everyone else: I don't know where you live, but where I live, everyone who is "overweight" gets offended at the slightest bit of mention. I didn't insult him, I explained why he never wore pants, and along with other people of the larger persuasion, he gets offended. However that is only an example. I'm sure you're all smart enough to have your own stories. You don't know if you insulted him or not. Obviously, though, you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Nadril: Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone over twice your weight? Everyone else: I don't know where you live, but where I live, everyone who is "overweight" gets offended at the slightest bit of mention. I didn't insult him, I explained why he never wore pants, and along with other people of the larger persuasion, he gets offended. However that is only an example. I'm sure you're all smart enough to have your own stories. his legs are stubby because he gets absolutely no exercise at all (computer nerd) I forgot, that's not an insult. And you still have yet to answer me on this: Now I'm here at my computer watching TV and suddenly my fat (i don't care if you get offended) brothers comes in (with his shirt off ew nasty). My little brother suddenly asks why he always wears pants, and I say its because his legs are stubby because he gets absolutely no exercise at all (computer nerd). So he walks over to my desk and strangles me, I start yelling because hes beating up on a kid 4 years younger than he is, then he starts strangling me more and squeezing my head and say I always start everything, which makes no sense at all. I bolded what I want you to read, and explain to me. I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 You implied an insult, your brother is smart enough to know what you were saying. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 No, look, I have two brothers. My littler one asked why my older one always wore pants. And I didn't directly call him a computer nerd, I used that in text form to describe what he does, what was I supposed to say, mild computer addict? Please don't think I'm being cruel because even though I briefly described it noone has any idea of what he did to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcut Lvr Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 No, look, I have two brothers. My littler one asked why my older one always wore pants. And I didn't directly call him a computer nerd, I used that in text form to describe what he does, what was I supposed to say, mild computer addict? Please don't think I'm being cruel because even though I briefly described it noone has any idea of what he did to me. Ok. Your writing skills suck. Go back to school. And you are being cruel. Don't freaking tell them they're fat if you don't want a fight. That's like calling somebody my brother [developmentally delayed]ed, except I'll be the one sending you to the hospital. Edit: Forgot the period -.- I had a piece of grass on my shoe, and she wiped that off. Yeah. Impressive, eh? That's probably the closest I've ever been to having sex. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 I didn't call him fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Implying he is fat is the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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