Harakiri Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 My friend was at school with me last year, and we were heading to math class when he said "I am gonna go to the bathroom." He goes to the bathroom, and I head to math class. After class, he is still in the bathroom. I run to the bathroom and ask him if he is in there. He says he is. I tell him he missed class and he tells me he knows. Next thing I know, I smell a pungent odor. Crap. I ask him if he has diarrhea. He tells me he must of crapped out at least two times as much weight as he is. He even told me he had to flush three times in fear that the toilet might overflow. Next thing I know, the janitor runs in with a roll of toilet paper. He throws it into the stall my friend is in. The Janitor than questions me. "Did you do this?" "How would I give him mudbutt this bad?" The janitor suddenly walks away and says if in the next hour my friend does not come out, he needs to call his mom. Suddenly, I hear such screams of agony, it sounds like he is dying. Suddenly, I hear a large plop. I scream out loud and yell "Dude, holy crap." My friend then yell "Touchdown!" Some kids outside of the bathroom started wretching. I decided to sit in the bathroom to comfort my friend. He said that he was sometimes having a hard time getting the package out to the box, and sometimes it slid out of the window like a piece of soap. He said some of them were as smooth as butter, and some of them were like rubbing sandpaper against his arse. I told him not to die by diarrhea and he said he might. An hour later, the janitor shows up and tells me that he has to call his mom. I tell the janitor he cannot, since he has such bad diarrhea. The janitor says that he has to. My friend then says he can, and suddenly screams. No plop. He then screams "ITS DANGLING!" The janitor starts to laugh. Suddenly, my friend yells "I am gonna have to shake it off!" After a minute of shaking, it plops...on the floor. My friend than yells "I've gotta wipe!" Needless to say, soon enough, he runs out without flushing, his tan pants now stained with a bit of brown. So my friend calls his mom, and then he sits on a chair. SQUISH!!! And for a grand finale, my friend farts, and the fart, going through his crap, smells the whole office up. So after this ordeal, I heard that the janitor flushed the toilet my friend was on, and that it overflowed, the turds floating on a stream of water leading into the hallway. The fifth grader lockers were across from the bathroom, and apparently, the turds smashed against some of their lockers. In conclusion, this is the oddest story ever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Ctrl+V is a wonderful tool. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Someone took that [wagon]-hair thread to heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted August 24, 2008 Author Share Posted August 24, 2008 Someone took that [wagon]-hair thread to heart. I did not know you could even post this kinda stuff until I saw that thread...this is something that happened a while back that I thought was funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 I feel so bad for public poopers. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Someone took that [wagon]-hair thread to heart. I did not know you could even post this kinda stuff until I saw that thread...this is something that happened a while back that I thought was funny... I suppose you didn't notice that it was locked, then? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 R O F L That must've sucked alot. Poor fifth graders. :lol: :lol: :lol: My friend then yelled "Touchdown!" The best part of the whole story. :lol: Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_mumm_ra Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 wtf was wrong with him? [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 wtf was wrong with him? He had some pretty serious diarrhea or food poisoning. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 That's just messed up. :? What the hell did he have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted August 24, 2008 Author Share Posted August 24, 2008 His mom packed him egg salad for lunch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 *note to self - never accept egg salad sandwiches from strange people* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyco_Reborn Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Its not really funny, just... F*CKIN DISGUSTIN!!!!! My Last.FmLeekSpinner!!!Random Furry Dance!!!Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 I thought it was funny... :thumbsup: If I was that poor Janitor I would have been LMAOing until the crap started attacking the 5th graders' lockers... then I would quit. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLootChests Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 I thought it was funny... :thumbsup: If I was that poor Janitor I would have been LMAOing until the crap started attacking the 5th graders' lockers... then I would quit. 8-)lol if i was the janitor i so laugh at the kid but when he went touchdown tht would have made me laugh so badly Effigies: 5 draconic visage: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Better going in public toilets then in your home toilet. 8-) Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Better going in public toilets then in your home toilet. 8-) toilet transmitted infections :uhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 This is not appropriate for Tip.It, plus where's the discussion? Locked, Pryomancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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