My friend was at school with me last year, and we were heading to math class when he said "I am gonna go to the bathroom." He goes to the bathroom, and I head to math class. After class, he is still in the bathroom. I run to the bathroom and ask him if he is in there. He says he is. I tell him he missed class and he tells me he knows.

 

 

 

Next thing I know, I smell a pungent odor. Crap. I ask him if he has diarrhea. He tells me he must of crapped out at least two times as much weight as he is. He even told me he had to flush three times in fear that the toilet might overflow. Next thing I know, the janitor runs in with a roll of toilet paper. He throws it into the stall my friend is in.

 

 

 

The Janitor than questions me.

 

 

 

"Did you do this?"

 

 

 

"How would I give him mudbutt this bad?"

 

 

 

The janitor suddenly walks away and says if in the next hour my friend does not come out, he needs to call his mom.

 

 

 

Suddenly, I hear such screams of agony, it sounds like he is dying. Suddenly, I hear a large plop. I scream out loud and yell "Dude, holy crap."

 

 

 

My friend then yell "Touchdown!"

 

 

 

Some kids outside of the bathroom started wretching. I decided to sit in the bathroom to comfort my friend. He said that he was sometimes having a hard time getting the package out to the box, and sometimes it slid out of the window like a piece of soap. He said some of them were as smooth as butter, and some of them were like rubbing sandpaper against his arse. I told him not to die by diarrhea and he said he might.

 

 

 

An hour later, the janitor shows up and tells me that he has to call his mom. I tell the janitor he cannot, since he has such bad diarrhea. The janitor says that he has to. My friend then says he can, and suddenly screams. No plop. He then screams "ITS DANGLING!"

 

 

 

The janitor starts to laugh. Suddenly, my friend yells "I am gonna have to shake it off!"

 

 

 

After a minute of shaking, it plops...on the floor. My friend than yells "I've gotta wipe!"

 

 

 

Needless to say, soon enough, he runs out without flushing, his tan pants now stained with a bit of brown.

 

 

 

So my friend calls his mom, and then he sits on a chair. SQUISH!!!

 

 

 

And for a grand finale, my friend farts, and the fart, going through his crap, smells the whole office up.

 

 

 

So after this ordeal, I heard that the janitor flushed the toilet my friend was on, and that it overflowed, the turds floating on a stream of water leading into the hallway. The fifth grader lockers were across from the bathroom, and apparently, the turds smashed against some of their lockers.

 

 

 

In conclusion, this is the oddest story ever....

Ctrl+V is a wonderful tool.

Someone took that [wagon]-hair thread to heart.

Someone took that [wagon]-hair thread to heart.

 

 

 

 

 

I did not know you could even post this kinda stuff until I saw that thread...this is something that happened a while back that I thought was funny...

I feel so bad for public poopers. :(

Someone took that [wagon]-hair thread to heart.

 

 

 

 

 

I did not know you could even post this kinda stuff until I saw that thread...this is something that happened a while back that I thought was funny...

 

I suppose you didn't notice that it was locked, then?

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That must've sucked alot. Poor fifth graders. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

My friend then yelled "Touchdown!"

 

 

The best part of the whole story. :lol:

wtf was wrong with him?

wtf was wrong with him?

 

He had some pretty serious diarrhea or food poisoning.

That's just messed up. :?

 

 

 

What the hell did he have?

His mom packed him egg salad for lunch...

*note to self - never accept egg salad sandwiches from strange people*

Its not really funny, just... F*CKIN DISGUSTIN!!!!!

I thought it was funny... :thumbsup:

 

 

 

If I was that poor Janitor I would have been LMAOing until the crap started attacking the 5th graders' lockers... then I would quit. 8-)

I thought it was funny... :thumbsup:

 

 

 

If I was that poor Janitor I would have been LMAOing until the crap started attacking the 5th graders' lockers... then I would quit. 8-)

lol if i was the janitor i so laugh at the kid but when he went touchdown tht would have made me laugh so badly

Better going in public toilets then in your home toilet. 8-)

Better going in public toilets then in your home toilet. 8-)

 

toilet transmitted infections :uhh:

This is not appropriate for Tip.It, plus where's the discussion?

 

 

 

Locked,

 

Pryomancer.