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Romy

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The idea goes like this:

 

You must point out a sentence, that makes sense, and must have atleast 1 RuneScape quest name in it. (You must only post 1 sentence in each post you make, and you cannot double post).

 

 

 

NOTE: The sentences could be RuneScape related, or real life related.

 

 

 

Oh, and please bold quest names.

 

 

 

Some examples:

 

1.My mother made a cake yesterday, and gah, I tell you, it was a recipe of disaster.

 

2.This guy was making his way to 99 Firemaking, around me and my sister and we were all fired up.

 

3.I saw a girl rocking out with her Air Guitar emote.

 

 

 

 

 

Obviously, there are many more, but that's for you to think of ;) .

 

 

 

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I wasn't sure the ghost haunted his house, but it sure haunted mine!
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[hide=Questable sentence of the month]

I fancy Another Slice Of H.A.M
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[hide=My all time favorite Questable sentence]N/A.[/hide]

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I fancy Another Slice Of H.A.M

 

 

 

Nice, I'm adding this to week's best, till a better 1 comes out/week ends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The cook's assistant was terrible, and completly ruined my dinner.

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Me posting on any debate thread is a recipe for disaster, so I try to avoid debates.

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

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Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.

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Lolwut? XD Nice, romy.

 

 

 

When my little sister runs off when I'm watching her, I become an imp catcher.

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

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Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.

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I was on a ship during the Cold War, times were tough, half the crew had come down with cabin fever, but luckily, our recent recruitment drive had supplied us with plenty of spare hands. My lieutentant came to me and said "Captain, I think we should turn back"

 

"Nonsense." I replied "We could be making history here my friend, and besides, we'll be in royal trouble if we return without the russian's secret plans for the dig site"

 

"But we can't stay here sir" he pleaded "Half the crew are dead and there is talk of mutiny"

 

"Then I find myself between a rock and a hard place, I can't turn back, and I can't stay out"

 

"Well, I will follow your orders sir, not matter what" and with that, he left.

 

 

 

All of the ship's guns had failed, I attributed this to the devious minds of those blasted mutineers, we had resorted to using some spare timber we had on board to build an ancient weapon, I called over one of the crew,

 

"You there! How is the catapult construction going" I demanded

 

"construction proceeds as planned sir, we should be finished by sundown" Replied the young man

 

"Very good, and put that cigarette out smoking kills y'know"

 

"Yes sir, right away sir" said the frightened sailor, flicking his cigarette overboard"

 

 

 

That night we made contact with a russian ship, the man were scared, that ship had guns, all we had were 5 catapults and a bunch of rocks, I tried to boost moral, "A king's ransom for the catapult crew who's shot sinks that ship!" I yeled, there was a sudden chorus of deep twanging noises as all 5 catapults loosed their projectiles at once, none of them hit, this was going to be a tough battle.

 

 

 

Later that night, after our glorious victory, I rested in my cabin when I heard a knock at the door, a young man who's badge told me that his name was Kennith came, he said he was worried about the part of the sea we were sailing in, I listened to Kennith's concerns and tried to calm him down, "don't worry lad, you saw how we handled ourselves against that ship back then, we can defeat anything on the water"

 

"It's not something on the water I'm worried about" The small man said, nervously "It's what lies below"

 

 

 

To be Continued... Perhaps

 

 

 

Do I win? I know the story wasn't very good, but it makes sense and I managed to get 11 quests in

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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Holy crap, I'd give you the best of all time if it were mine. Haha.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

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First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

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There were many Grim Tales last week as I was hired as the Cooks Assistant due to the Recruitment Drive, and did not know where to find Another Slice Of H.A.M to finish the Sea Slug gormet meal to celebrate the Spirit of Summer

Doomy edit: I like sheep

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What happens While Guthix Sleeps, you ask? Why, the Sea Slug causes Royal Trouble, of course.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

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  • 1 month later...

All the aliens wanted! was Lunar diplomacy. Unfortunately the alien designated to deliver the treaty got stuck between a rock. This resulted in a cold war. Fortunately, it all ended once the cook's assistant did one small favor to fulfill the kings ransom.

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