Maze Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Ok, when you die, you'll need to visit the TIF in Heaven, you know? I've got the greatest plan in history, visiting the TIF in heaven. This will be a step by step process. How to go to heaven: -Read the bible. -Don't get high. -Go to church. -Pray. -Don't get pregnant at age 12. -Don't overdose on Advil. Got it? Alright, if you have done the above steps correctly, you should go to heaven. Now, here's how to get on the TIF in heaven: 1. Die slowly. 2. Get a ticket at the gates of heaven. 3. Find the nearest Dairy Queen and buy all the hamburgers, soda, fries, and ice cream you can afford. 4. This is the tricky part, find the central computer system. 5. Once you find it, disguise yourself as Pit, and try to walk in. 6. Ok now this is the very hard part, you'll have to get through Bill Gates before you can access the computers. 7. To do this, fire your bow and arrow at his head, and most likely it will explode. 8. Loot Bill Gates to find a piece of paper with a password on it. 9. Enter the password on the main computer. 10. Use Heavenfox to go on the TIF. -- Alright, discuss some flaws to this plan or make up your own. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 You could probably do away with all of that by shunting your airy, ethereal form through the inter-dimensional rift and into someone's computer. Don't worry, anybody who sees you will just think it's ball-lightning. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Or find a computer and go on TIF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Who says I want to access TIF in Heaven? :| 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Since I pray to Google as a god. (Really), I assume she will have a high speed internet access waiting for me up there. If I ask her, she shall deliver me my tip.it :thumbsup: I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maze Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 Who says I want to access TIF in Heaven? :| It is your destiny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Uh, I would think heaven would have internet access. Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 It's going to hard to get online in a little box in the ground. Sorry I killed the fun. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylez Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 There needs to be some sort of counter-facepalm to a crappy motifake thing out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 There needs to be some sort of counter-facepalm to a crappy motifake thing out there. There IS nothing to counter the legendary facepalm :o I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 step 1. believe in reincarnation step 2. be reborn to someone with the net step 3. get on tip.it Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 There needs to be some sort of counter-facepalm to a crappy motifake thing out there. There IS nothing to counter the legendary facepalm :o A punch to the face? A 'facepunch', if you will. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Um.. what? :uhh: I don't really see the point in this, but if you really think that this thread has discussion value, PM me and we can talk about it :? - 99 fletching | 99 thieving | 99 construction | 99 herblore | 99 smithing | 99 woodcutting - - 99 runecrafting - 99 prayer - 125 combat - 95 farming - - Blog - DeviantART - Book Reviews & Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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