Ok, when you die, you'll need to visit the TIF in Heaven, you know? I've got the greatest plan in history, visiting the TIF in heaven.

 

 

 

This will be a step by step process.

 

 

 

How to go to heaven:

 

-Read the bible.

 

-Don't get high.

 

-Go to church.

 

-Pray.

 

-Don't get pregnant at age 12.

 

-Don't overdose on Advil.

 

 

 

Got it?

 

 

 

Alright, if you have done the above steps correctly, you should go to heaven.

 

 

 

Now, here's how to get on the TIF in heaven:

 

 

 

1. Die slowly.

 

2. Get a ticket at the gates of heaven.

 

3. Find the nearest Dairy Queen and buy all the hamburgers, soda, fries, and ice cream you can afford.

 

4. This is the tricky part, find the central computer system.

 

5. Once you find it, disguise yourself as Pit, and try to walk in.

 

6. Ok now this is the very hard part, you'll have to get through Bill Gates before you can access the computers.

 

7. To do this, fire your bow and arrow at his head, and most likely it will explode.

 

8. Loot Bill Gates to find a piece of paper with a password on it.

 

9. Enter the password on the main computer.

 

10. Use Heavenfox to go on the TIF.

 

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Alright, discuss some flaws to this plan or make up your own. :

You could probably do away with all of that by shunting your airy, ethereal form through the inter-dimensional rift and into someone's computer.

 

 

 

Don't worry, anybody who sees you will just think it's ball-lightning.

Or find a computer and go on TIF.

Who says I want to access TIF in Heaven? :|

Since I pray to Google as a god. (Really), I assume she will have a high speed internet access waiting for me up there. If I ask her, she shall deliver me my tip.it :thumbsup:

Who says I want to access TIF in Heaven? :|

 

It is your destiny. :lol:

Uh, I would think heaven would have internet access.

It's going to hard to get online in a little box in the ground.

 

 

 

Sorry I killed the fun. :(

LOL.

 

 

 

There needs to be some sort of counter-facepalm to a crappy motifake thing out there.

There needs to be some sort of counter-facepalm to a crappy motifake thing out there.

 

 

 

There IS nothing to counter the legendary facepalm :o

step 1. believe in reincarnation

 

 

 

step 2. be reborn to someone with the net

 

 

 

step 3. get on tip.it

There needs to be some sort of counter-facepalm to a crappy motifake thing out there.

 

 

 

There IS nothing to counter the legendary facepalm :o

 

 

 

A punch to the face?

 

 

 

A 'facepunch', if you will.

Um.. what? :uhh: I don't really see the point in this, but if you really think that this thread has discussion value, PM me and we can talk about it :?