I Think I Have a Bully

[l0l0lpur34]

Punch him in the mouth.

 

violence doesn't solve anything.

 

just observe him, and figure out what type of a person he is, then insult him in ways that will make him feel terrible, and destroy him psychologically.

 

 

 

You serious?!

 

 

 

Violence is like the only logical answer in a schoolyard.

 

 

 

Infact, dont just beat the [cabbage] out of him, make it worthwhile, and taunt him while doing it.

 

If he wins, dont give in, you may look kinda weak doing this but you'll look psycho;

 

bring

 

a

 

bat.

 

you also may get in trouble with the police

[obfuscator]

Ignore him.

 

 

 

Let him believe what he wants.

 

 

 

Or theres the violence.

 

 

 

But if you want to mess with him say "Love you too." to every insult he says, bound to make him throw the first punch, at which you can defend yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, do this. There's nothing like getting people to leave you alone like playing along with it.

[iLootChests]

Is everyone at school a homophobe? I mean, comments like, [bleep], Queer, Gay.

 

 

 

So what? Really... Does it matter if you are?

 

 

 

Apparently everybody must be.

 

Not in Massachusetts. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Really though, that's not exactly bullying. Though just about anything can be called sexual harassment or something like that nowadays.

 

Play along, punch him, eat him, sit on him (???), whatever.

 

I would go with playing along. I've actually convinced a friend of mine that I'm gay. (No, I'm not. I'm straight. :? )

lol i live in massachusetts to but here in like every school ive been in there were like 12 gay guys 23 gay girls and about 14 bi people

[iLootChests]

my favorite, and default response to anything, is the extremely blank and uncomfortably long-lasting stare. just stare at them for as long as they are taunting you, as if you're paying complete attention but don't comprehend any of their insults. try to remain as motionless as possible.

 

 

 

side effects : dry eyes, limbs may fall asleep (if they can continue for sufficiently long periods of time), social ostricism

 

 

 

 

 

fairly effective. whenever they aren't communicating directly with you, ignore them, but treat them neutrally. for instance, if they ask you to move your seat so they can get by, do it just like you would for anyone else. hand them the scissors if they ask for them.

+1

[Lenin64]

Biggest mistake I've made was starting a fight with a kick to the chest...

 

THIS. IS....actually, not Sparta, where the hell am I?

 

 

 

But just a heads up; in many parts of the country, it matters not who threw the first punch. You fight back, you're as guilty as he. Just a heads up.

[RpgGamer]

Wouldn't call him a bully so much a [male organ]. Yeah, he is bullying you a bit, but after his audience losses interest in the jokes made at your expense, then he'll probably stop. The most passive way out of this would be to wait until someone else gets caught doing something humiliating. An agreesive way out would be to make sure its this guy.

[Kenshinjapan]

Harden the [bleep] up and insult him back or something, or express that you're the more dominant man and hit him. Most of you are trash talking this homo-hater but you're practically doing the same as he is, and over the internet.

 

 

 

I say go along with it. Mind rape him for a little while. Like actually walk up to him when he's with his group of friends and say "Love you!" Then blow his a kiss.

 

 

 

That is the most [developmentally delayed] advice I've ever heard. Are you [bleep] serious? Telling him to act more gay will make the 'bullying' a lot worse.

 

 

 

 

just observe him, and figure out what type of a person he is, then insult him in ways that will make him feel terrible, and destroy him psychologically.

 

 

 

Best advice in this entire damn thread. Also good to stalk on Myspace and Facebook and photoshop his pics with ejaculating [roosters], and post them all over school and even photoshop his face onto gay porn pics like in that South Park episode. You may think I'm trying to be funny, but this is full serious. This is the best thing you can do, assuming this 'bullying' continues. You can bring him down in ways you can't imagine. Imagine how good it would feel to see him crying on the ground when everyone laughs at him. See him squirm as all the jocks beat the crap out of him. He'll be the new homo kid, and you'll be relinquished of that title. Are you even registering this? You should take all I'm writing into full consideration.

 

 

 

I'm sensing some hostility and anger.

 

 

 

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Actually, I agree a lot with deathdrow on this one, although not to the extent of ruining him socially for the rest of his life. Honestly, playing his game is the only way to take him down.

[RpgGamer]

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Harden the [bleep] up and insult him back or something, or express that you're the more dominant man and hit him. Most of you are trash talking this homo-hater but you're practically doing the same as he is, and over the internet.

 

 

 

I say go along with it. Mind rape him for a little while. Like actually walk up to him when he's with his group of friends and say "Love you!" Then blow his a kiss.

 

 

 

That is the most [developmentally delayed] advice I've ever heard. Are you [bleep] serious? Telling him to act more gay will make the 'bullying' a lot worse.

 

 

 

 

just observe him, and figure out what type of a person he is, then insult him in ways that will make him feel terrible, and destroy him psychologically.

 

 

 

Best advice in this entire damn thread. Also good to stalk on Myspace and Facebook and photoshop his pics with ejaculating [roosters], and post them all over school and even photoshop his face onto gay porn pics like in that South Park episode. You may think I'm trying to be funny, but this is full serious. This is the best thing you can do, assuming this 'bullying' continues. You can bring him down in ways you can't imagine. Imagine how good it would feel to see him crying on the ground when everyone laughs at him. See him squirm as all the jocks beat the crap out of him. He'll be the new homo kid, and you'll be relinquished of that title. Are you even registering this? You should take all I'm writing into full consideration.

 

 

 

I'm sensing some hostility and anger.

 

 

 

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Actually, I agree a lot with deathdrow on this one, although not to the extent of ruining him socially for the rest of his life. Honestly, playing his game is the only way to take him down.

 

 

 

[/hide]Although effective, that's a bit sinister. And the social repreccusions are immense. Sure no one will mess with you, but who wants to talk the guy that destroyed the bully? If overdone, you could be labeled creepy and anti social, spiteful and much more. In moderation, it would be a decent idea though. Perhaps tag a shooped photo of him on Facebook. Any more than that seems a bit much though.